Should I shave my balls?

Yes

No

[Lindsey]

It does make it slightly more pleasant for the female crowd, but I imagine it feels at least slightly similar to when a woman shaves her crotchal region.  It feels weird at first, and then when the hair starts to grow back, you'll itch like whoa. 

My wife has been getting a Brazilian wax for about a year and OMFG that should be mandatory for all woman. Way better than shaving. Not just for the looks either, friction is not an issue.

Fellas, ask your woman to get one! All the women out there...go get a Brazilian wax.

Seriously.

It fucking hurts though.  And those poor people hate doing it, and I hate the idea of them in my personal space.   

Have you done it?

Yeah, once. 

[mike the godless heathen]

It does make it slightly more pleasant for the female crowd, but I imagine it feels at least slightly similar to when a woman shaves her crotchal region.  It feels weird at first, and then when the hair starts to grow back, you'll itch like whoa. 

how do shorn testicles make it more pleasant for the female crown exactly?  i mean, i can understand not having a forest growing, generally a bad idea, but if you have nut hairs tickling your chin it doesn't sound like you are doing things right.  now, if we are talking about licking and sucking of the testicles that is a different.  but if someone doesn't like to have that done, then where in lies the point of taking the time to shave your balls?

Don't ask me, they're Evil Muppet's balls.  

read the quote there luv, you said it makes it more pleasurable for the female crowd.  now, since i have at the very least seen the 3-D glasses pic, i am going to go ahead and say you are assuredly a member of the female crowd, so please explain.

i would still like an answer to this...

[Lindsey]

read the quote there luv, you said it makes it more pleasurable for the female crowd.  now, since i have at the very least seen the 3-D glasses pic, i am going to go ahead and say you are assuredly a member of the female crowd, so please explain.

I did, dickhead.  You answered the question yourself.  I think it makes things a little easier because I like to include the balls when I'm doing the cock sucking.  But hey, that's mean.  If the dude's not in to it, you're right...there's not much of a point.  Unless he just wants to shave his balls to see what it's like. 

[Lindsey]

It does make it slightly more pleasant for the female crowd, but I imagine it feels at least slightly similar to when a woman shaves her crotchal region.  It feels weird at first, and then when the hair starts to grow back, you'll itch like whoa. 

how do shorn testicles make it more pleasant for the female crown exactly?  i mean, i can understand not having a forest growing, generally a bad idea, but if you have nut hairs tickling your chin it doesn't sound like you are doing things right.  now, if we are talking about licking and sucking of the testicles that is a different.  but if someone doesn't like to have that done, then where in lies the point of taking the time to shave your balls?

Don't ask me, they're Evil Muppet's balls.   

read the quote there luv, you said it makes it more pleasurable for the female crowd.  now, since i have at the very least seen the 3-D glasses pic, i am going to go ahead and say you are assuredly a member of the female crowd, so please explain.

i would still like an answer to this...

Take a fucking Xanax if you can't wait for me to type a response. 

[CaL DaVe]

It does make it slightly more pleasant for the female crowd, but I imagine it feels at least slightly similar to when a woman shaves her crotchal region.  It feels weird at first, and then when the hair starts to grow back, you'll itch like whoa. 

My wife has been getting a Brazilian wax for about a year and OMFG that should be mandatory for all woman. Way better than shaving. Not just for the looks either, friction is not an issue.

Fellas, ask your woman to get one! All the women out there...go get a Brazilian wax.

Seriously.

It fucking hurts though.  And those poor people hate doing it, and I hate the idea of them in my personal space.   

Have you done it?

Yeah, once. 

Did you get a chance to have sex while it was still smooth?

Because I think that is where the real benefit is.

[mike the godless heathen]

Take a fucking Xanax if you can't wait for me to type a response. 

i am sorry.  you are correct, and i should learn a little bit more patience.

consider me chastised.

[Lindsey]

It does make it slightly more pleasant for the female crowd, but I imagine it feels at least slightly similar to when a woman shaves her crotchal region.  It feels weird at first, and then when the hair starts to grow back, you'll itch like whoa. 

My wife has been getting a Brazilian wax for about a year and OMFG that should be mandatory for all woman. Way better than shaving. Not just for the looks either, friction is not an issue.

Fellas, ask your woman to get one! All the women out there...go get a Brazilian wax.

Seriously.

It fucking hurts though.  And those poor people hate doing it, and I hate the idea of them in my personal space.   

Have you done it?

Yeah, once. 

Did you get a chance to have sex while it was still smooth?

Because I think that is where the real benefit is.

Yeah, but to be honest with you it was so fucking long ago that I can't really remember the difference.  I can see what you mean though.  It stays smoother longer, obviously.  I just tend to be really meticulous when I shave, to try and get everything I can.  It still sucks though.  I guess if you've got money to burn on waxing, don't mind the pain, and someone who's not your spouse/sex buddy in your vag, then it's for you!   

[mike the godless heathen]

i have, well not watched intently, but seen my wife doing her business with the razor.  very time consuming.  and what if you get a nick?  fuck!!

[Lindsey]

i have, well not watched intently, but seen my wife doing her business with the razor.  very time consuming.  and what if you get a nick?  fuck!!

I've never cut myself...down there.  The itching when the hair starts to grow back, and the infinite potential for ingrown hairs (eeek!) is the worst part of it, I think. 

[mike the godless heathen]

i have, well not watched intently, but seen my wife doing her business with the razor.  very time consuming.  and what if you get a nick?  fuck!!

I've never cut myself...down there.  The itching when the hair starts to grow back, and the infinite potential for ingrown hairs (eeek!) is the worst part of it, I think. 

oh jeebus, i couldn't imagine going down on a girl and finding one of those.

creepy!

[BonerJoe]

Every thread always ends up being about Lindsey's vagina. This place is getting boring.

[Lindsey]

Every thread always ends up being about Lindsey's vagina. This place is getting boring.

No, this thread is about Evil Muppet shaving his balls.  We're pretty much all trying to give him personal anecdotes to maybe help him make his decision.

I think he should try it if he never has before. 

[CaL DaVe]

I think he should do it.

[mike the godless heathen]

ok, personal anecdote, the guy my wife dated back in '06 while our marriage was on the rocks shaved his testicles.  he really enjoyed the clean feeling.  he was also into having his balls licked and sucked, so she was pretty happy with it.

if your significant other isnt into playing with your scrot, or you do not like to have your balls licked/sucked, then it comes down to a matter of personal preference.  if you do it, you would need to keep up with it, because when it grows back it will itch like a mother fucker.

[Lindsey]

Well, he doesn't have anything to lose.  The hair will most assuredly grow back.