Drink much Brasky?

ZERO: You are as straight as an arrow! A sexually repressed arrow...
I don't buy the premise that because I am completely straight, that makes me sexually repressed.
KINSEY zero 13%
KINSEY one 0%
KINSEY two 0
KINSEY three 0%
KINSEY five 0%
KINSEY four 0%
KINSEY six 0%
Is it just me or is there something about the math that just does not add up here. If I scored a 'zero' and in no other category, wouldn't that be 100% ?
I did not know how to answer a few of those, for example
God clearly states in the bible... eating shellfish is WRONG
What? For one thing, I was not aware that it said that in the bible. 2 the bible is bullshit 3 what does that have to do with my sexuality?
I am seriously attracted to a FEW people of the same-sex
On a scale of Nuh-uh to Totally, how do I answer that? Eveyone I have ever been sexually attrated to has been female.
Your first lunch box was, in fact, a toy truck (girls)
I tried to skip this one, because I am not a girl, but it would not let me. I put Nuh-uh because my first lunch box was probably a lunch box.
Homosexuality is a choice.
Don't know the answer to this one. I dont' think gay people agree on this one. Could be either. Who cares?
You're just not SURE about the whole "gay" thing
What does this mean? I am fine with people doing whatever they want. Or does it mean I am not sure If I am gay or not?
You are considering dating your "fag hag"
Presumes I have one.
You have had heterosexual fantasies... ONCE...
If I say nuh uh that would mean that i have never had hetero fantasies. If I said Totally, then I would have only had One of them.
You have slightly more gay fantasies than hetero ones
Presumes I have had gay fantasies.
Having a hetero date might be "Fabulous!"
This seems like a trick question.