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Free Talk Live => The Polling Pit => Topic started by: bakerbaker on February 25, 2007, 08:39:11 PM
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since certain individuals on this board like to assume that we're all a bunch of raging homesexuals, I just wanted to see how much truth lies in that sweeping, generalized assumption.
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Get you're flamethrowers ready...
and GO!
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Looks like we're a bunch of raving homosexuals who don't mind fucking the opposite sex so far.
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Bi-curious, I guess.
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There are a few of us bisexuals and queers floating around... but I doubt we make up more than %15 of the forum. We are just really loud.
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Straight, but I really have no interest in the issue. Sexual orientation is of no concern to anyone except those involved.
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Thats the boring answer Mike, gossip is so much more interesting.
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Horny.
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Horny.
I think you need a drilldo
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y159/sk8ordie44/drilldo1.gif
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Non-practicing homosexual. I'm old and have forgotten how.
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Horny.
I think you need a drilldo
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y159/sk8ordie44/drilldo1.gif
Nah. The penis part of my vibrator does that...without the drill.
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:lol:
oh man...innnovation
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Horny.
I think you need a drilldo
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y159/sk8ordie44/drilldo1.gif
Nah. The penis part of my vibrator does that...without the drill.
Wow, visuals.
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That thing scares me.
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A little more vodka might make you less frightened.
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Doubtful
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Horny.
I think you need a drilldo
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y159/sk8ordie44/drilldo1.gif
Nah. The penis part of my vibrator does that...without the drill.
Wow, visuals.
I don't ever turn it on...it's not...natural, I guess.
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Doubtful
Well, you could drink enough to see if theres another side. Then you wouldn't be afraid of anything anymore. Well, unless it's just black over there.
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My penis spins and squirms like that...
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My penis spins and squirms like that...
Get video.
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I have video.
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I'm as straight as they come.
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How do you know?
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maybe cause he doesnt get a raging clue when he looks at jon stossel?
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I don't either. What do you make of that?
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you're an anamoly?
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That's right, Data.
(http://www.nd.edu/~ljordan/data.text/images/surpcomp.jpg)
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:shock:
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Looks like you're missing an option there, mate. Bi-curious typically means you self-identify as straight but are curious about the possibility of same-sex encounters or identify as gay but are curious about hetero ones, not that you actively engage in sex acts with both genders. Just sayin'. Maybe "questioning" would fit in there. Not sure. Not that it matters.
Today I ran across the terms "heteroflexible" and "homoflexible" as sexual orientations describing "slight" attractions to the atypical gender. The whole thing is getting a little ridiculous, if you ask me. Heh. I just fuck people.
This isn't really relevant, but does anyone remember/know the name of that movie where some guy falls in love with an alien (who looks like a women) and they mate by stepping into a pool where she does something to his mind? Or something like that. Tell me!
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Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
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I wear flip-flops.
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Okay, crapass shoes. Wanna fuck?
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(http://www.sinfest.net/comikaze/comics/2006-12-03.gif)
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I must be the most fucked up person sexually. I prefer to snuggle and talk instead of sex. :shock:
-- Bridget
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I must be the most fucked up person sexually. I prefer to snuggle and talk instead of sex. :shock:
-- Bridget
I'm the opposite. Sappiness annoys me.
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I must be the most fucked up person sexually. I prefer to snuggle and talk instead of sex. :shock:
-- Bridget
I'm the opposite. Sappiness annoys me.
HAHA, I'm your Kryptonite!
-- Bridget
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I must be the most fucked up person sexually. I prefer to snuggle and talk instead of sex. :shock:
-- Bridget
I believe many, if not most women would say the same thing.
There's a time and a place for everything.
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I must be the most fucked up person sexually. I prefer to snuggle and talk instead of sex. :shock:
-- Bridget
I believe many, if not most women would say the same thing.
There's a time and a place for everything.
But I was born male. :shock: Of course I'm a tranny too. :|
-- Bridget
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Looks like you're missing an option there, mate. Bi-curious typically means you self-identify as straight but are curious about the possibility of same-sex encounters or identify as gay but are curious about hetero ones, not that you actively engage in sex acts with both genders. Just sayin'. Maybe "questioning" would fit in there. Not sure. Not that it matters.
yeah, but you get the idea...
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I must be the most fucked up person sexually. I prefer to snuggle and talk instead of sex. :shock:
-- Bridget
I believe many, if not most women would say the same thing.
There's a time and a place for everything.
But I was born male. :shock: Of course I'm a tranny too. :|
-- Bridget
Mannnnnnnnn...you really are weird. :lol:
I kid, Bridget. You know you rock my socks. :D
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But I was born male. :shock: Of course I'm a tranny too. :|
-- Bridget
I know. If your mental hierarchy more closely resembles that of the female archetype then there wouldn't be anything surprising about that.
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Looks like you're missing an option there, mate. Bi-curious typically means you self-identify as straight but are curious about the possibility of same-sex encounters or identify as gay but are curious about hetero ones, not that you actively engage in sex acts with both genders. Just sayin'. Maybe "questioning" would fit in there. Not sure. Not that it matters.
yeah, but you get the idea...
poll edited: better?
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There should be an option for "Straight and kinky".
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There should be an option for "Straight and kinky".
it's implied.
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There should be an option for "Straight and kinky".
it's implied.
"Straight as an arrow" implies a lack of kink.
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There should be an option for "Straight and kinky".
it's implied.
"Straight as an arrow" implies a lack of kink.
What kind of kinky are we talking about here? I mean, I don't venture far into the realm of kinky. The farthest I go is being tied up, blindfolded, and spanked. A little dirty talk, and then the kink factor hits a brick wall.
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What if I'm as certain as I can be I have no interest in men, at this moment, and never really have, except for the little zaps of strange brain activity most people probably have, but would really like to fuck a bi-sexual woman?
Yeah, right. Seriously? They don't?
Hm.
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I find that I am more attracted to women when I drink and less attracted to men. Apparently I'm more bi than I originally thought.
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What if I'm as certain as I can be I have no interest in men, at this moment, and never really have, except for the little zaps of strange brain activity most people probably have, but would really like to fuck a bi-sexual woman?
Yeah, right. Seriously? They don't?
Hm.
Freud would say that you're itching to get pounded straight in the ass.
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I thought he was obsessed with woman showing signs of wanting to get fucked. I didn't know he did homosex. But then, I don't know much.
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I find that I am more attracted to women when I drink and less attracted to men. Apparently I'm more bi than I originally thought.
Haha. We have yet another thing in common. We both are more attracted to women when intoxicated! :lol:
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Haha I'm not sure why I am. I just find men troublesome when I'm drunk. Women are much more fun-loving when they drink. Guys tend to be... well... go to a frat party and you will see what I mean. These days I try to avoid the labels of sexual orientation, I'm just attracted to certain people and that is all there is to it.
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That's why you go to small house parties instead of frat parties.
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I do... are you suggesting I will find better men at small house parties?
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I do... are you suggesting I will find better men at small house parties?
There's such thing as a *small* house party?
I mean, I guess if you had a small house...
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I do... it is a one bedroom.
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You could always invite a ton of midgets.
I guessing it's about 20 midgets to the ton.
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Midget porn?
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If you so desire.
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When I'm over at my friend Stephanie's house, her mom always comes into the bedroom and says "What are you girls looking at?" We always tell her it's midget porn.
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When I'm over at my friend Stephanie's house, her mom always comes into the bedroom and says "What are you girls looking at?" We always tell her it's midget porn.
But they're so little. Don't they get hurt? Or is it all little people? I couldn't imagine a little woman getting spun around on the end of some six foot dude's... I guess I just did imagine it. Ugh.
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I don't know. We never actually watched midget porn. It's just something we say to freak her mom out.
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Well, you damaged my soul, sister.
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Well, you damaged my soul, sister.
I've watched some straight midget porn. It's pretty fucked up.
-- Bridget
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Well, you damaged my soul, sister.
I've watched some straight midget porn. It's pretty fucked up.
-- Bridget
See?
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Well, you damaged my soul, sister.
Be thankful I kept my shirt on.
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Well, you damaged my soul, sister.
Be thankful I kept my shirt on.
Yeah, but you're a pretty girl and all, not some lil' tyke sized woman spinning around on some huge dude's shaft, almost lifting him from the floor like a Heli-O-Copter.
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Well, you damaged my soul, sister.
I've watched some straight midget porn. It's pretty fucked up.
-- Bridget
Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got a perfect penis for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll bend over for me
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Well, you damaged my soul, sister.
I've watched some straight midget porn. It's pretty fucked up.
-- Bridget
Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got a perfect penis for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll bend over for me
ROFL :lol: :lol: :lol:
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The only thing scarier than plain midgets Oompa Fucking Loompas.
Nightmare points: 250
Needed for heart attack: 750
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http://www.bangamidget.com/
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http://www.thestall.com/dirtyd_newsletter/images/hardcore_midget_interracial_porn.jpg
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For Bridget's eyes only:
http://stickykeys.org/yurinal/constipation/constipation.jpg
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http://www.thestall.com/dirtyd_newsletter/images/hardcore_midget_interracial_porn.jpg
Well, at least no one gets hurt that way, what with the mini being a fellow.
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For Bridget's eyes only:
http://stickykeys.org/yurinal/constipation/constipation.jpg
Of course I clicked. WHY GOD WHY!
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That's what happens when you don't listen.
One day people will learn.
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Even I didn't click on that. :P
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It was, shall we say... Unpleasant. Not in a lemon party way, or a goatse way, or even a tubgirl way. Just generally yucky.
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My general rule of thumb is not to click on anything BJ posts. :P
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I guess. I try to be adventurous and a risk taker. I figure clicking a link on a web browser couldn't be that bad. I figured wrong.
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I try to be adventurous and a risk taker.
I'm gay, atheist and libertarian. I've got risk-taking covered.
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I try to be adventurous and a risk taker.
I'm gay, atheist and libertarian. I've got risk-taking covered.
Sounds like it. All you've missed out on is black.
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We can fix that.
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I try to be adventurous and a risk taker.
I'm gay, atheist and libertarian. I've got risk-taking covered.
Sounds like it. All you've missed out on is black.
Dagnabit - I knew I'd forgotten something.
I'm in Oregon and my skin is paler than the underbelly of a newborn gosling. I can't even get a suntan.
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I try to be adventurous and a risk taker.
I'm gay, atheist and libertarian. I've got risk-taking covered.
Sounds like it. All you've missed out on is black.
Dagnabit - I knew I'd forgotten something.
I'm in Oregon and my skin is paler than the underbelly of a newborn gosling. I can't even get a suntan.
You can't always win, er... Lose? Now I'm stumped.
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Boobies?
Oh wrong thread...
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Boobies?
Oh wrong thread...
Please excuse Bob. He's drunk and I showed him my boobies earlier because I was loopy on painkillers. :lol:
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:shock:
what about the rest of us?
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Pfff I'm saving the pictures all for me, ME I SAY!
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I do... are you suggesting I will find better men at small house parties?
There's such thing as a *small* house party?
I mean, I guess if you had a small house...
Invite-only.
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What if I'm as certain as I can be I have no interest in men, at this moment, and never really have, except for the little zaps of strange brain activity most people probably have, but would really like to fuck a bi-sexual woman?
Yeah, right. Seriously? They don't?
Hm.
Freud would say that you're itching to get pounded straight in the ass.
Freud had issues. I think he was a little cock obsessed.
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Boobies?
Oh wrong thread...
Please excuse Bob. He's drunk and I showed him my boobies earlier because I was loopy on painkillers. :lol:
Well, everyone needs an excuse.
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:lol: I don't know which one to pick...
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Obviously.
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I think for now I'll work on the straight and/or bi- girls.
'Cause, you know, theres a shitload of 'em.
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I can understand females to be bisexual or lesbians, lets face it women are hot! But males :? being bisexual or gay... No, not imaginable :shock:
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My grandma was bi, so that makes me a quarter bi.
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I can understand females to be bisexual or lesbians, lets face it women are hot! But males :? being bisexual or gay... No, not imaginable :shock:
Riiight.
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I can understand females to be bisexual or lesbians, lets face it women are hot! But males :? being bisexual or gay... No, not imaginable :shock:
Then stop trying to imagine it. What would Freud say?
I don't find the concept of gay men to be attractive or anything, but there's nothing wrong with it - and it's completely imaginable. And completely okay.
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I haven't said it wasn't okay... I am just saying I can see myself being lesbian or bisexual if I was a female but I can't see myself being gay or bisexual as of this moment and reality where I am male. Nothing wrong with sexual preference, fetish or whatever you want to do sexually, I couldn't care less in fact. It is not an issue for me. Scientifically it is completely imaginable but you know what I am saying, in the mind of me being a female bisexual or lesbian seems way more attractive than being a male bisexual or gay.
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You go in circles around things or something! Sexual kinds of circles!
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...And welcome back to Emphatic Friday on WBBS, where it's all Bi, all the time. Coming up next is All the Young Dudes by Mott The Hoople, followed by the Low Spark of High Heeled Boys by Traffic, featuring the vocals of Steve Winwood. We've got tickets, we've got beer, and the Coors girls are out at Barflys tonight so stop on by 'cause they're hosting the best buns contest at midnight and you can't win if you don't get your ass down there, and believe me, lots of people will be getting their ass down there tonight, if ya know what I'm sayin.
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You go in circles around things or something! Sexual kinds of circles!
How you doin?
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[...]We've got tickets, we've got beer, and the Coors girls are out at Barflys tonight so stop on by 'cause they're hosting the best buns contest at midnight and you can't win if you don't get your ass down there, and believe me, lots of people will be getting their ass down there tonight, if ya know what I'm sayin.
I prefer Barstow's to Barflys.
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Never heard of it. Maybe if I happen to be walking along some avenue someday...
Barflys was an homage to my pal Hank.
Barstow, California. Sheryl Crow, Terry Gilliam... Hunter S. Thompson?
Was Barflys Hank's neighborhood hangout?
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I haven't said it wasn't okay... I am just saying I can see myself being lesbian or bisexual if I was a female but I can't see myself being gay or bisexual as of this moment and reality where I am male. Nothing wrong with sexual preference, fetish or whatever you want to do sexually, I couldn't care less in fact. It is not an issue for me. Scientifically it is completely imaginable but you know what I am saying, in the mind of me being a female bisexual or lesbian seems way more attractive than being a male bisexual or gay.
Let Jay shove his dick up your ass and see if you like it. You'll never know unless you experiment.
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I haven't said it wasn't okay... I am just saying I can see myself being lesbian or bisexual if I was a female but I can't see myself being gay or bisexual as of this moment and reality where I am male. Nothing wrong with sexual preference, fetish or whatever you want to do sexually, I couldn't care less in fact. It is not an issue for me. Scientifically it is completely imaginable but you know what I am saying, in the mind of me being a female bisexual or lesbian seems way more attractive than being a male bisexual or gay.
I didn't imply that you thought homosexual relationships were not okay. I'm just telling you that you're kinda weird, and a little close-minded. If you as a male can see yourself as a homosexual woman before you can see yourself as a homosexual man, you're definitely uncomfortable with your sexuality, as well as your masculinity. This is just my opinion. I don't know if this is exactly what you are trying to say, though. Because I understand finding lesbians attractive, and not gay men. I feel the same way, but your expounding upon that point just crosses the line in to "WTF" territory.
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Let Jay shove his dick up your ass and see if you like it. You'll never know unless you experiment.
That's right.
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If you as a male can see yourself as a homosexual woman before you can see yourself as a homosexual man, you're definitely uncomfortable with your sexuality, as well as your masculinity.
I think the more someone says "I don't undersand you fags" the more they want to have a go at sucking a cock.
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I haven't said it wasn't okay... I am just saying I can see myself being lesbian or bisexual if I was a female but I can't see myself being gay or bisexual as of this moment and reality where I am male. Nothing wrong with sexual preference, fetish or whatever you want to do sexually, I couldn't care less in fact. It is not an issue for me. Scientifically it is completely imaginable but you know what I am saying, in the mind of me being a female bisexual or lesbian seems way more attractive than being a male bisexual or gay.
I didn't imply that you thought homosexual relationships were not okay. I'm just telling you that you're kinda weird, and a little close-minded. If you as a male can see yourself as a homosexual woman before you can see yourself as a homosexual man, you're definitely uncomfortable with your sexuality, as well as your masculinity. This is just my opinion. I don't know if this is exactly what you are trying to say, though. Because I understand finding lesbians attractive, and not gay men. I feel the same way, but your expounding upon that point just crosses the line in to "WTF" territory.
Ha ... "WTF" territory. I have to agree, it is a little biased. I'm sure being a lesbian is more attractive than being a fag... because you have a penis. The female body is something you have never experienced first hand so to speak. Oh and Lindsey... you make me happy in my pants.
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Whatever happened to that aquabanianskakid?
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Oh and Lindsey... you make me happy in my pants.
I do tend to have that effect on people.
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I recently described myself on this board as a flaming homosexual deviant pervert. It was a bit of an exaggeration but seemed mildly funny at the time. At least the homo part is true.
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Pervert is such a nasty word, I prefer "enthusiast".
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what do you consider yourself?
straight as an arrow
bi/bi-curious
gay
Didn't you leave off about 123 options?
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Goober spends his nights out back in the chicken coop.
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Goober spends his nights out back in the chicken coop.
Not since I lived overseas and the options were less...
Though my wife does think it funny that I ask her to cluck sometimes.