Of course you could bring a bottle of liquor. Don't be a sillyhead.
In fact, you should make delicious jello shots. I'm sure a great number of people would find jello refreshing, and gladly pay a few bucks for a sample.
This is what we, in the universe of adults, would call a "hint".
My lawyer, Johnny Cochran, who sits besides me at all times doing massive bong hits, advises me to tell you, this is purely conjecture, and should not be construed as "advice".
He also says, he's not licensed to dispense legal advice in either State, because he is deceased, which renders his license to practice law technically invalid. But he was never licensed neither here nor there, so it's a moot point.
He says to break it down for ya. 150 shots a day, three bucks each. Big ones, no need to be stingy. Thats three grand, from about $200 in vodka.
Fair warning, he is a superfly pimptastic motherfucker. Your results may vary, if you were to take that ball and run with it.
Van Halen - Fair Warning - Mean Street