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What form of mental stimulation do you prefer in concert with the all-important act of defecation?

None of the below - that's disgusting!
- 0 (0%)
None of the below - Allah forbids!
- 2 (4.3%)
None of the below - pooping is fun all by itself!
- 8 (17.4%)
Generic newspapers.
- 1 (2.2%)
Generic magazines.
- 8 (17.4%)
Generic books.
- 3 (6.5%)
Religious books.
- 2 (4.3%)
Specialty publication: Uncle John's Bathroom Reader
- 1 (2.2%)
Specialty publication: Passing Time in the Loo
- 0 (0%)
Specialty publication: The Great American Bathroom Book
- 0 (0%)
Audio player: music
- 1 (2.2%)
Audio player: Free Talk Live
- 3 (6.5%)
Audio player: other podcast
- 1 (2.2%)
Cell phone / PDA
- 6 (13%)
Tablet computer
- 0 (0%)
Laptop - no tray table
- 4 (8.7%)
Laptop - with tray table
- 2 (4.3%)
Laptop - and I'm.... oh, that's a big one...  :grunt:
- 4 (8.7%)

Total Members Voted: 30


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Alex Libman

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Passing Time in the Loo
« on: November 09, 2008, 01:25:42 AM »

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Russell Griswold

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Re: Passing Time in the Loo
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2008, 01:44:10 AM »

I can't go until I hear Leo Laporte in my head.
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bakerbaker

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Re: Passing Time in the Loo
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2008, 03:59:45 AM »

i vote pooping is fun.






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did you create this poll while you were on the john, Alex?
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AntonLee

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Re: Passing Time in the Loo
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2008, 08:01:18 AM »

I always put on Music. . . . Snoop Dogg's "Drop it like it's Hot"

that's right
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Riddler

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Re: Passing Time in the Loo
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2008, 06:09:15 PM »

i like to call people i don't particularly care for , just so i can say,

"i was just thinking about you....."
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Re: Passing Time in the Loo
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2008, 06:50:57 PM »

To be honest, I don't stay long enough even when I defecate.
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Re: Passing Time in the Loo
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2008, 07:34:18 PM »

I keep a book of Greek literature (Homer, Herodotas, the philosophers) in the magazine rack.
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Taors

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Re: Passing Time in the Loo
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2008, 07:37:25 PM »

To be honest, I don't stay long enough even when I defecate.

Ummm...
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Re: Passing Time in the Loo
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2008, 07:38:13 PM »

To be honest, I don't stay long enough even when I defecate.

Ummm...

I eat stuff with fiber, dude. So it's not like I'm Jacob wrestling with God when I take a shit.
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Taors

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Re: Passing Time in the Loo
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2008, 07:43:55 PM »

To be honest, I don't stay long enough even when I defecate.

Ummm...

I eat stuff with fiber, dude. So it's not like I'm Jacob wrestling with God when I take a shit.

The way I read that, it sounded like you didn't stay long enough to wipe your ass.
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Re: Passing Time in the Loo
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2008, 07:45:26 PM »

To be honest, I don't stay long enough even when I defecate.

Ummm...

I eat stuff with fiber, dude. So it's not like I'm Jacob wrestling with God when I take a shit.

The way I read that, it sounded like you didn't stay long enough to wipe your ass.

No, I tend to make sure my ass is clean unlike some fucktards that have the turdly streaks on their tidy whities.
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Alex Libman

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Re: Passing Time in the Loo
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2008, 09:49:02 AM »

Fiber has nothing to do with it.  I get bored, even if it's like 2 minutes - I can't go without Internet for that long!  :lol:

In the shower too - that's why them Japs make waterproof Smartphones, PDA's, MP3 players, etc.  Though the screen is too small to see in the shower, someone ought to invent special virtual glasses for that.

Information age FTW!  8)

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Taors

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Re: Passing Time in the Loo
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2008, 07:36:12 PM »

So Alex, is your line in the sand (for violent revolution) when they take away the internet?
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Riddler

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Re: Passing Time in the Loo
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2008, 08:23:22 PM »

So Alex, is your line in the sand (for violent revolution) when they take away the internet?



definitely Wii, or PS3.....
niggas gone too far!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Alex Libman

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Re: Passing Time in the Loo
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2008, 08:51:05 PM »

So Alex, is your line in the sand (for violent revolution) when they take away the internet?

Even if they shut down one newsgroup through government force, I shall release my super-secret bio-virus that will make this planet resemble a moon of Jupiter!  If I can't have my alt.binaries.erotica.anal.chess.pieces...  man...  I just won't wanna live anymore!!!  :evil:
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