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What form of mental stimulation do you prefer in concert with the all-important act of defecation?

None of the below - that's disgusting!
- 0 (0%)
None of the below - Allah forbids!
- 2 (4.3%)
None of the below - pooping is fun all by itself!
- 8 (17.4%)
Generic newspapers.
- 1 (2.2%)
Generic magazines.
- 8 (17.4%)
Generic books.
- 3 (6.5%)
Religious books.
- 2 (4.3%)
Specialty publication: Uncle John's Bathroom Reader
- 1 (2.2%)
Specialty publication: Passing Time in the Loo
- 0 (0%)
Specialty publication: The Great American Bathroom Book
- 0 (0%)
Audio player: music
- 1 (2.2%)
Audio player: Free Talk Live
- 3 (6.5%)
Audio player: other podcast
- 1 (2.2%)
Cell phone / PDA
- 6 (13%)
Tablet computer
- 0 (0%)
Laptop - no tray table
- 4 (8.7%)
Laptop - with tray table
- 2 (4.3%)
Laptop - and I'm.... oh, that's a big one...  :grunt:
- 4 (8.7%)

Total Members Voted: 30


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Riddler

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Re: Passing Time in the Loo
« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2008, 08:58:36 PM »

hey, libman....i was just thinking about you..............

*FALLUUUUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* :P
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Alex Libman

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Re: Passing Time in the Loo
« Reply #16 on: November 13, 2008, 09:05:56 PM »

Must have been a really fat turd, like a 30-Couric...  :lol:
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Re: Passing Time in the Loo
« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2008, 12:14:14 AM »

Do people really spend enough time in there to need something to pass the time?   :shock:
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Alex Libman

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Re: Passing Time in the Loo
« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2008, 12:27:39 AM »

I was in this cheap motel room once.  The chairs were crap, the bed was uncomfortable, but the toilet - best seat available!  I was using a laptop on a portable tray table, so it didn't matter where I sat.  Must have been like 2 hours...  :shock:
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Re: Passing Time in the Loo
« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2008, 12:31:01 AM »

I was in this cheap motel room once.  The chairs were crap, the bed was uncomfortable, but the toilet - best seat available!  I was using a laptop on a portable tray table, so it didn't matter where I sat.  Must have been like 2 hours...  :shock:


Well...that's different.  I mean, when I'm over at my girlfriends' house or something, one of us usually puts the lid on the toilet seat down and chats while the other does hair or makeup or something.  I've even had conversations with someone using the toilet seat lid as a chair from inside the shower. 

I just assumed you were talking about people who were actually making use of the toilet doing uhh...bodily function things. 
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Re: Passing Time in the Loo
« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2008, 01:17:23 PM »

a good evacuation takes time.   'Drop it like it's hot' is only a few minutes long anyways.
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Re: Passing Time in the Loo
« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2008, 01:29:51 PM »

Jesus, what's wrong with you peoples' plumbing?  I don't see why it's necessary to spend any longer than about two minutes.
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Re: Passing Time in the Loo
« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2008, 01:34:59 PM »

I was in this cheap motel room once.  The chairs were crap, the bed was uncomfortable, but the toilet - best seat available!  I was using a laptop on a portable tray table, so it didn't matter where I sat.  Must have been like 2 hours...  :shock:

Don't lie, you were smoking crack, and had the vent fan on.
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Re: Passing Time in the Loo
« Reply #23 on: November 14, 2008, 10:23:36 PM »

Fiber has nothing to do with it.  I get bored, even if it's like 2 minutes - I can't go without Internet for that long!  :lol:

In the shower too - that's why them Japs make waterproof Smartphones, PDA's, MP3 players, etc.  Though the screen is too small to see in the shower, someone ought to invent special virtual glasses for that.

Information age FTW!  8)



I'm betting you'll be the first dumb fuck to get your brain turned into some cybernetic bee hive. And here I am the fucking singulatarian thinking you're too obsessed with technology!
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Alex Libman

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Re: Passing Time in the Loo
« Reply #24 on: November 14, 2008, 11:23:17 PM »

Bee hive?  Hell no!  I don't even edit Wikipedia anymore.  And I'm really old-school when it comes to some things.  I could live without a GUI.  But a waterproof Smartphone is a must!  :lol:
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« Reply #25 on: November 14, 2008, 11:27:40 PM »

Bee hive?  Hell no!  I don't even edit Wikipedia anymore.  And I'm really old-school when it comes to some things.  I could live without a GUI.  But a waterproof Smartphone is a must!  :lol:


I'm not sure that's the reason the Japs make waterproof smartphones.  I think it might have something to do with public molestation.  Everything always does in Japan.   :shock:
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Re: Passing Time in the Loo
« Reply #26 on: November 14, 2008, 11:33:55 PM »

I SHIT ON YOUR LAWN
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Re: Passing Time in the Loo
« Reply #27 on: November 15, 2008, 04:55:52 AM »

Rubick's cube
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Re: Passing Time in the Loo
« Reply #28 on: November 23, 2008, 01:18:02 AM »

got cable in the crapper.  :lol:
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