Passing Time in the Loo

None of the below - that's disgusting!

0 (0%)

None of the below - Allah forbids!

2 (4.3%)

None of the below - pooping is fun all by itself!

8 (17.4%)

Generic newspapers.

1 (2.2%)

Generic magazines.

8 (17.4%)

Generic books.

3 (6.5%)

Religious books.

2 (4.3%)

Specialty publication: Uncle John's Bathroom Reader

1 (2.2%)

Specialty publication: Passing Time in the Loo

0 (0%)

Specialty publication: The Great American Bathroom Book

0 (0%)

Audio player: music

1 (2.2%)

Audio player: Free Talk Live

3 (6.5%)

Audio player: other podcast

1 (2.2%)

Cell phone / PDA

6 (13%)

Tablet computer

0 (0%)

Laptop - no tray table

4 (8.7%)

Laptop - with tray table

2 (4.3%)

Laptop - and I'm.... oh, that's a big one...  :grunt:

4 (8.7%)

Total Members Voted: 30

[Alex Libman]

[Russell Griswold]

I can't go until I hear Leo Laporte in my head.

[bakerbaker]

i vote pooping is fun.






...

did you create this poll while you were on the john, Alex?

[AntonLee]

I always put on Music. . . . Snoop Dogg's "Drop it like it's Hot"

that's right

[Riddler]

i like to call people i don't particularly care for , just so i can say,

"i was just thinking about you....."

[Level 20 Anklebiter]

To be honest, I don't stay long enough even when I defecate.

[MacFall]

I keep a book of Greek literature (Homer, Herodotas, the philosophers) in the magazine rack.

[Taors]

To be honest, I don't stay long enough even when I defecate.

Ummm...

[Level 20 Anklebiter]

To be honest, I don't stay long enough even when I defecate.

Ummm...

I eat stuff with fiber, dude. So it's not like I'm Jacob wrestling with God when I take a shit.

[Taors]

To be honest, I don't stay long enough even when I defecate.

Ummm...

I eat stuff with fiber, dude. So it's not like I'm Jacob wrestling with God when I take a shit.

The way I read that, it sounded like you didn't stay long enough to wipe your ass.

[Level 20 Anklebiter]

To be honest, I don't stay long enough even when I defecate.

Ummm...

I eat stuff with fiber, dude. So it's not like I'm Jacob wrestling with God when I take a shit.

The way I read that, it sounded like you didn't stay long enough to wipe your ass.

No, I tend to make sure my ass is clean unlike some fucktards that have the turdly streaks on their tidy whities.

[Alex Libman]

Fiber has nothing to do with it.  I get bored, even if it's like 2 minutes - I can't go without Internet for that long! 

In the shower too - that's why them Japs make waterproof Smartphones, PDA's, MP3 players, etc.  Though the screen is too small to see in the shower, someone ought to invent special virtual glasses for that.

Information age FTW! 

[Taors]

So Alex, is your line in the sand (for violent revolution) when they take away the internet?

[Riddler]

So Alex, is your line in the sand (for violent revolution) when they take away the internet?

definitely Wii, or PS3.....
niggas gone too far!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Alex Libman]

So Alex, is your line in the sand (for violent revolution) when they take away the internet?

Even if they shut down one newsgroup through government force, I shall release my super-secret bio-virus that will make this planet resemble a moon of Jupiter!  If I can't have my alt.binaries.erotica.anal.chess.pieces...  man...  I just won't wanna live anymore!!!