Male Masturbation Recepticle Question

Tissue - thrown in trash

21 (25.6%)

Tissue - flushed

19 (23.2%)

Crus- er, Trusty Sock

14 (17.1%)

Dish, Bowl, or Cup - rinsed down the drain

2 (2.4%)

Spill the seed in the shower.

6 (7.3%)

I just toss off right into the sink.

3 (3.7%)

Other - please post.

17 (20.7%)

Total Members Voted: 44

[YixilTesiphon]

Goddamn this thread is awesome.

Sock.

[freeAgent]

I like to keep my man juice to myself so I usually squeeze my urethra against the corpus spongiosum.  It's quick and dirty clean.  It also produces a more intense orgasm, but I still prefer sex.

[AbstractVagabond]

Off the billboard, over the neighbor's fence, through a tire swing, off the trampoline, nothing but net.

[Lindsey]

I like to keep my man juice to myself so I usually squeeze my urethra against the corpus spongiosum.  It's quick and dirty clean.  It also produces a more intense orgasm, but I still prefer sex.

Sounds like retrograde ejaculation, which I've heard isn't much fun.  I might be a little bit confused though.  In fact, I'm hoping that I'm a little bit confused. 

[freeAgent]

I like to keep my man juice to myself so I usually squeeze my urethra against the corpus spongiosum.  It's quick and dirty clean.  It also produces a more intense orgasm, but I still prefer sex.

Sounds like retrograde ejaculation, which I've heard isn't much fun.  I might be a little bit confused though.  In fact, I'm hoping that I'm a little bit confused. 

It's not retrograde ejaculation, but it is somewhat similar.  The method they use in Tantra yields a result more similar to retrograde ejaculation because it stops the from entering the urethra in the first place I believe.  Anyway, I wouldn't really call it retrograde ejaculation because 1) it technically isn't (semen still starts out going the right direction) and 2) that term is generally associated with a medical condition which the sufferer has no control over.

[Lindsey]

I like to keep my man juice to myself so I usually squeeze my urethra against the corpus spongiosum.  It's quick and dirty clean.  It also produces a more intense orgasm, but I still prefer sex.

Sounds like retrograde ejaculation, which I've heard isn't much fun.  I might be a little bit confused though.  In fact, I'm hoping that I'm a little bit confused. 

It's not retrograde ejaculation, but it is somewhat similar.  The method they use in Tantra yields a result more similar to retrograde ejaculation because it stops the from entering the urethra in the first place I believe.  Anyway, I wouldn't really call it retrograde ejaculation because 1) it technically isn't (semen still starts out going the right direction) and 2) that term is generally associated with a medical condition which the sufferer has no control over.

I just remember hearing a lot of calls on Loveline from guys who would do something to hold it in, and then eventually it just happened automatically, and now something is wrong.  Things to that effect.  It just kind of scared me.   

[freeAgent]

I like to keep my man juice to myself so I usually squeeze my urethra against the corpus spongiosum.  It's quick and dirty clean.  It also produces a more intense orgasm, but I still prefer sex.

Sounds like retrograde ejaculation, which I've heard isn't much fun.  I might be a little bit confused though.  In fact, I'm hoping that I'm a little bit confused. 

It's not retrograde ejaculation, but it is somewhat similar.  The method they use in Tantra yields a result more similar to retrograde ejaculation because it stops the from entering the urethra in the first place I believe.  Anyway, I wouldn't really call it retrograde ejaculation because 1) it technically isn't (semen still starts out going the right direction) and 2) that term is generally associated with a medical condition which the sufferer has no control over.

I just remember hearing a lot of calls on Loveline from guys who would do something to hold it in, and then eventually it just happened automatically, and now something is wrong.  Things to that effect.  It just kind of scared me.  

Haha, I can't say I've ever had that problem.

[BonerJoe]

Holding in that kind of pressure can't be good for the valves.

[Porcupine_in_MA]

Men are meant to be semen makers and shooters. Let your semen fly!

[Rusty Nut]

Holding in that kind of pressure can't be good for the valves.

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

[KDus]

Plastic grocery bag. Recycle.
The million dollar spot thing always ends in disappointment for me.

[blackie]

Where is the "yo mama" option?

[KDus]

Yo momma got the "yo momma option" last night!

[Puke]

Your Mom's face.





Baa-duump, ching!

[Puke]

This thread is full of disturbing win.
I was in Iraq at the time, so I missed out the first round.

Some people are too open when it comes (snicker) to some things.

That being said, I have a designated towel. 

What about chicks that ejaculate? What do they use?
Not as common, but while we are falling down the rabbit hole of sex....