Male Masturbation Recepticle Question

Tissue - thrown in trash

21 (25.6%)

Tissue - flushed

19 (23.2%)

Crus- er, Trusty Sock

14 (17.1%)

Dish, Bowl, or Cup - rinsed down the drain

2 (2.4%)

Spill the seed in the shower.

6 (7.3%)

I just toss off right into the sink.

3 (3.7%)

Other - please post.

17 (20.7%)

Total Members Voted: 44

[bonerjoe]

I can't keep up with all these changes to the law. What's next, only on a leap year?

[Osborne]

In my fraternity days, I used to get totally pissed that everyone would use my restroom to defecate, when they was a perfectly good public restroom two doors down.

In silent retaliation, I made it a point to blow at least one creamy load per day on the hand towel I kept by the sink. After three years, I got up to give my farewell address and told them about the towel. There was serious bumming going on that evening.

[Lindsey]

Was it absolutely necessary to mention the creaminess factor of the loads blown? 

[aquabanianskakid]

Well it isn't like he said cream factor 10+.

[Osborne]

It seems like it was necessary to indicate that it was creamy, as opposed to the watery tenth load of the day. Three years of watery load would not be nearly as disgusting as three years of creamy load.

[Porcupine_in_MA]

Was it absolutely necessary to mention the creaminess factor of the loads blown? 

It's a VERY important element.

[bonerjoe]

Indeed.

[Taors]

Mine is usually more clear than cream-stricken.

[bonerjoe]

That's what happens when you stick your balls in the microwave.

[Taors]

Does that feel good?

[bonerjoe]

Sometimes.

[Taors]

Can it cause permanent damage?

[bonerjoe]

Sometimes.

[Taors]

Then I better not.

[bonerjoe]

Depends if you want retard babies.