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Men, how do you tend to dispose of your ejaculate when done masturbating?

Tissue - thrown in trash
- 21 (25.6%)
Tissue - flushed
- 19 (23.2%)
Crus- er, Trusty Sock
- 14 (17.1%)
Dish, Bowl, or Cup - rinsed down the drain
- 2 (2.4%)
Spill the seed in the shower.
- 6 (7.3%)
I just toss off right into the sink.
- 3 (3.7%)
Other - please post.
- 17 (20.7%)

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Re: Male Masturbation Recepticle Question
« Reply #60 on: February 01, 2007, 11:37:08 PM »

Just make sure he doesn't jizz in the smoking bowl. 
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Re: Male Masturbation Recepticle Question
« Reply #61 on: February 01, 2007, 11:37:36 PM »

Where does he take it to do the deed?
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Re: Male Masturbation Recepticle Question
« Reply #62 on: February 01, 2007, 11:37:50 PM »

I completely understand the logic of using a cup instead of tissues for clean up purpose's, but to me this is like painting or bleach. When I paint (which is never, but you get the point) I have a special cup I use to dip the brush in. When I clean, I have special buckets to put the bleach in. I could wash the painters cup out every single time, and it would be clean, but I like the idea of keeping my kitchen dishes separate.

Except it's not paint or bleach, but a harmless protein based bodily fluid easily sloughed off with water, dish soap, and a scrubbing pad.   :wink:

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Ian can cum where ever he wishes, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to make fun of him for ejaculating in all the dishes in my cabinet.

Don't tempt me to conquest them all!   :P

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Apparently it's not weird to blow his load in the bowl I eat my cereal out of.

Not if it's clean.  Blowing a load, then immediately placing cereal in it - that would be weird.

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I think Ian would feel the same way if I collected menstrual fluid in a bowl every month, and put it back in the cabinets.

Without washing?  Gross!
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Re: Male Masturbation Recepticle Question
« Reply #63 on: February 01, 2007, 11:39:24 PM »

Where does he take it to do the deed?

I'm not around when it happens.
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Re: Male Masturbation Recepticle Question
« Reply #64 on: February 01, 2007, 11:40:06 PM »

Where does he take it to do the deed?

I'm not around when it happens.
ofcourse not, if you were, you would be required to help
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Re: Male Masturbation Recepticle Question
« Reply #65 on: February 01, 2007, 11:40:57 PM »

I'm not required to do anything.
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Re: Male Masturbation Recepticle Question
« Reply #66 on: February 01, 2007, 11:43:15 PM »

i'm sorry
you would be expected to help and it would be rude not to
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Re: Male Masturbation Recepticle Question
« Reply #67 on: February 01, 2007, 11:44:37 PM »

Where does he take it to do the deed?

I'm not around when it happens.
I was gunna say, it would be weird if you saw him walking around with a jizz cup.
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Re: Male Masturbation Recepticle Question
« Reply #68 on: February 01, 2007, 11:45:25 PM »

Oh heard the dishes clinking and going "oh no, not again".
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Re: Male Masturbation Recepticle Question
« Reply #69 on: February 01, 2007, 11:53:27 PM »

Sandpaper.
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Re: Male Masturbation Recepticle Question
« Reply #70 on: February 01, 2007, 11:55:18 PM »

Cheese grater.
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Re: Male Masturbation Recepticle Question
« Reply #71 on: February 02, 2007, 04:17:39 AM »

Shower. Cleanup is so easy.
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Re: Male Masturbation Recepticle Question
« Reply #72 on: February 02, 2007, 05:11:36 AM »

This is a good thread.  I rarely laugh at 5 am, nice job you dirty dick beating freak.

Kidding.  I'm glad to see Ian throw his weight around the boards a little, you've been a little absent lately, moving will do that I guess. 

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So, heres mine.  If it doesnt hit the ceiling, or go out of bounds some other ejaculatory manner, I end up with sloppy hands and make the shuffle-trek to the bathroom with ankles bound in dropped jeans.  (Hint, cold water is best for washing jack off your hands, hot melts it and requires lots more scrubbing). 

Since I always have an empty beercan close by, the immediate remnants can be dropped into the hole to save me from getting it caught in my watch band.  Beer can tops are an excellent jizz scraper.  I am ambidextrous, mouses are right handed. 
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Re: Male Masturbation Recepticle Question
« Reply #73 on: February 02, 2007, 06:02:18 AM »

Cum and saliva are in the category of bodily fluids that people will happily put in their mouth via "direct delivery" but which suddenly become icky when they are separated from the person.  It may not be rational, but it's there and you can't expect people to erase their reactions to it.  All of my female friends give blowjobs, but I doubt you could get a single one to drink it from a glass.  The psychology of disgust is a fascinating thing. 

Julia, I suggest you buy him a special cup and label it "Jizz Cup" in big letters.  Or perhaps something with more assonance, like "Cum Bucket" or "Load Holder."  If they're your dishes, you have the right to determine how they are used.  Failing that, I suppose you could start catching cockroaches or spiders in glasses Ian uses-- but clean them thoroughly before he drinks from them, of course.   :)

It's not a big thing to ask...
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Re: Male Masturbation Recepticle Question
« Reply #74 on: February 02, 2007, 06:10:19 AM »

OK, so this was all just a ploy by Ian to try and validate a bizarre habit......
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