This is a good thread. I rarely laugh at 5 am, nice job you dirty dick beating freak.
Kidding. I'm glad to see Ian throw his weight around the boards a little, you've been a little absent lately, moving will do that I guess.
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So, heres mine. If it doesnt hit the ceiling, or go out of bounds some other ejaculatory manner, I end up with sloppy hands and make the shuffle-trek to the bathroom with ankles bound in dropped jeans. (Hint, cold water is best for washing jack off your hands, hot melts it and requires lots more scrubbing).
Since I always have an empty beercan close by, the immediate remnants can be dropped into the hole to save me from getting it caught in my watch band. Beer can tops are an excellent jizz scraper. I am ambidextrous, mouses are right handed.