Male Masturbation Recepticle Question

Tissue - thrown in trash

21 (25.6%)

Tissue - flushed

19 (23.2%)

Crus- er, Trusty Sock

14 (17.1%)

Dish, Bowl, or Cup - rinsed down the drain

2 (2.4%)

Spill the seed in the shower.

6 (7.3%)

I just toss off right into the sink.

3 (3.7%)

Other - please post.

17 (20.7%)

Total Members Voted: 44

[bad_cab]

I picked other. Usually I wear my boxers when I wax the carrot so I shoot my gizz in that. Then I wash the boxers. When I do something special with it I put lube in a latex glove and wrap a towel around that and start pumping and when I am about to finish I pull my dick out as shoot my load on the face of some chick in the sears catalog.

[Porcupine_in_MA]

when I am about to finish I pull my dick out as shoot my load on the face of some chick in the sears catalog.

And then mail it to your local politician and/or bureaucrat.

[KDus]

The rubber glove works well, but condoms are better. You can get them free at some clinics and community functions. Free, no mess, lubricated.....good deal.

[YixilTesiphon]

The rubber glove works well, but condoms are better. You can get them free at some clinics and community functions. Free, no mess, lubricated.....good deal.

Is it sad that your profile picture is with (presumably) your daughter and you pick up free condoms to masturbate with?

[KDus]

Yes, it is sad. Having children leads to mastubation for a variety of reasons.

[hellbilly]

The rubber glove works well, but condoms are better. You can get them free at some clinics and community functions. Free, no mess, lubricated.....good deal.

Is it sad that your profile picture is with (presumably) your daughter and you pick up free condoms to masturbate with?

I'm not entirely sure of what sort of spirit the question has been presented here... ?

KDus is correct. Having yunguns 'round the trailer forces maw and paw to grab quickies when they ain't a'lookin'. When that don't work, paw goes out "work" in his "tool shed".

(I'm still grumbling over the Toad ride too KDus.)

[KDus]

Before there were kids, I got lucky at Disneyland......bathroom at the Tiki Hut. Now Mr. Toad's ride is about the only bump and grind that goes on.

[hellbilly]

 

[ForumTroll]

Ian can cum where ever he wishes, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to make fun of him for ejaculating in all the dishes in my cabinet. I think he should have a designated cup that he uses, but he thinks that is weird. Apparently it's not weird to blow his load in the bowl I eat my cereal out of.

bamp

[Bill Brasky]

As far as I'm concerned, Golden Grahams is the best cereal going. 

 

[YixilTesiphon]

Well, that was a good read for the third time.

[Terror Australis]

If Ian has a threesome will it be called two girls one cup?????????