[ Why are you being an asshole towards me? I'm the one that defended you when you came back. Most people wanted to ban you, even though you hadn't done anything to deserve it, save for your past transgressions against members here. Don't get your panties in a wad in my direction, because I haven't done anything to you.
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i sorry lindsey, maybe I'm just jealous you'll bang brasky and not me... then again its easy to say you'll bang brasky, not likely his probation officer would let him come to florida.. and me.. I could be in port charlotte in 30 minutes 
You must drive like a jackass, because I went 90mph about halfway home tonight, and it still took me longer than that. 
wouldn't you drive a bit crazy for the chance to have sex with you?? ok ok 45 minutes
I have sex with me all the time, I don't have to drive to get it.

Other people might, though.
On a side note, I think I'd be pretty pissed if I was on my way to get some, and then I got pulled over because I was speeding. I wonder if explaining the situation to the officer would get me out of it. "Officer, seriously. You don't understand how long it's been since I've had sex. George W. Bush was on his first term, and Dick Cheney was only on his third heart attack."
"Okay miss, I'm gonna let you go, but only because my balls are turning blue thinking about being in your situation"
"Thanks man. **SCREECH**"
