There is something definately wrong with you for even thinking of this crap.
Everyone should keep their kids away from you at all costs. There is nothing funny about molesting children. You are a sick man. Get some help before you get raped in prison.
Wow! What a thread. Still I have to chime in here in support of (surprise) Libman...
Back in my younger days (believe it or not before "child porn" was illegal) we had a porn mag called "Hustler" (maybe you've heard of it). In it there was a funny comic strip called "Chester the molester". It poked fun at molestation and quite frankly, I think we had a healthier view of child molestation back then. Of course it was looked down upon and condemned as it should be, but we didn't elevate it to the level of murder either. One can be a victim of molestation and go on to live healthy normal lives. It's not the end of the world. Indeed, look at how many people have admitted that they were molested as a child who are famous or wealthy today. They managed some how. We also had "bathroom books" which had funny comics in them about kids and sex. Most still had many family members in the farming community and so the kids grew up watching the animals mating and everyone is bright enough to put 2+2 together and figure out what their "special purpose" is for. "Boys will be boys" was what people said when some kid tried to get too fresh with his 14 year old neighbor and he would get a slap and maybe get in some level of trouble with the families involved, but the law was not called in to put him in jail and brand him for life with a letter "A" tatooed to his forehead (a reference to the book "Scarlett Letter" and the modern-day equivilant called "sexual-predator registration")...
Now if I had a daughter and some guy molested her I would take care of it the "old-fashioned" way (figure it out yourself...)