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Which of those kids would you molest first?

Little Ian -
- 2 (5.7%)
Little Mark -
- 2 (5.7%)
Little Julia -
- 18 (51.4%)
Little Nick -
- 6 (17.1%)
Little Wayne -
- 0 (0%)
Little Torgo -
- 0 (0%)
Little Melissa -
- 2 (5.7%)
Little Johnson -
- 3 (8.6%)
Little Jason -
- 2 (5.7%)

Total Members Voted: 16


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Alex Libman

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If you were a pedophile...
« on: April 14, 2008, 04:30:27 AM »
(If you could get away with it, and you could only molest one at a time, and those were your only choices, and not molesting was not an option.)
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Re: If you were a pedophile...
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2008, 07:49:31 AM »
Quote from: Alex Libman on April 14, 2008, 04:30:27 AM
and not molesting was not an option.
It's always an option. It's called suicide.
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Alex Libman

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Re: If you were a pedophile...
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2008, 08:42:26 AM »
Nope, the evil alien terrorists have you strapped down.  You have to pick one of those kids to rape or Earth goes boom.
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Re: If you were a pedophile...
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2008, 08:50:49 AM »
Alex... It was funny to joke about pedophilia, but now it's time for a new humor subject.  :shock:
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Blackie

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Re: If you were a pedophile...
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2008, 08:52:19 AM »
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jimmed

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Re: If you were a pedophile...
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2008, 10:32:10 AM »
Quote from: Alex Libman on April 14, 2008, 08:42:26 AM
Nope, the evil alien terrorists have you strapped down.  You have to pick one of those kids to rape or Earth goes boom.

Which one did you molest as a kid?
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Alex Libman

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Re: If you were a pedophile...
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2008, 10:36:01 AM »
Um, "did"?  Most of them are older than me, that would not be possible.  :lol:
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jimmed

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Re: If you were a pedophile...
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2008, 10:38:21 AM »
Quote from: Alex Libman on April 14, 2008, 10:36:01 AM
Um, "did"?  Most of them are older than me, that would not be possible.  :lol:

Coulda, woulda, shouda.
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Re: If you were a pedophile...
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2008, 02:06:25 PM »
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jimmed

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Re: If you were a pedophile...
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2008, 02:07:00 PM »
No votes so far, I'm impressed.
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Alex Libman

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Re: If you were a pedophile...
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2008, 03:30:21 PM »
C'mon, it's to save the world, people!
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Re: If you were a pedophile...
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2008, 04:05:14 PM »
You're one sick fuck.

/also when someone comes by and does put in a vote, either as a serious answer or a joke, you're going to jump around shouting "PERVERT, PERVERT"
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Re: If you were a pedophile...
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2008, 04:08:10 PM »
Quote from: sandm000 on April 14, 2008, 04:05:14 PM
You're one sick fuck.

/also when someone comes by and does put in a vote, either as a serious answer or a joke, you're going to jump around shouting "PERVERT, PERVERT"

And when people rag on him for it he'll delete his post and pretend he doesn't know what you're talking about. Also he'll call you insane for making up stuff about him.

And obviously, the girl for fuck's sake. Sheesh.
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Alex Libman

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Re: If you were a pedophile...
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2008, 05:05:22 PM »
Which one?
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Re: If you were a pedophile...
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2008, 06:48:32 PM »
There are one or two that I might molest now that they're adults.
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