Thus, only a complete lack of restriction in every imaginable form is acceptable to you. |
Ever hear of the non-aggression principle? Parents' rights? Suing for child emancipation? Freedom of speech? Freedom of contract (through which one could grant the permission to use the likeness of oneself as a child)?
Admit it, you're into FTL just for the lulz, you haven't learned a thing. It is people like you who would stand by and do nothing as Internet freedoms are taken away, if only the freedoms you personally care about were not affected. You disgust me!
Yeah, I've heard of all of those things. Half of those cancel out the other half, Johnny Cockring. Nebulous litigation is the bane of logic, and you propose to make the courts the playground of the monied elite, tipped in favor of those who can sustain a prolonged court appearance.
More fantasy fluff from Lipertopians who seek to mystify. Bailiff, bring forth the docket, lets schedule Mr. Libman for the Fifth of Never, as he has clearly demonstrated a technical loophole we, the corrupt yet toothless courts, shall hear his brilliant arguments and swoon to the tune of his jibberjabber. I propose a change of venue, to the Courts of Neverland, where Judge Jackson will rule with impartial benevolence.
Throw out the evidence, it is digital, and can be altered, and was gathered in foreign countries where the actions are legal. Throw out the testimony, as the drugs rendered temporary insanity. Emancipate the victim, so the defendant can marry him in a gay ceremony and then strike the whole thing as a crime of passion, a lovers spat that cannot be considered criminal. Send it to civil court, where the defendant can sue the former family for damages incurred in his defense.
All that chicanery is much better than cutting through the crap with clear eyes. How wrong of me to find that 1+1 does not equal two, but can be argued infinitum into a land of senselessness.
The word you seek, Alex, is 'boondoggle'.