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Which of those kids would you molest first?

Little Ian -
- 2 (5.7%)
Little Mark -
- 2 (5.7%)
Little Julia -
- 18 (51.4%)
Little Nick -
- 6 (17.1%)
Little Wayne -
- 0 (0%)
Little Torgo -
- 0 (0%)
Little Melissa -
- 2 (5.7%)
Little Johnson -
- 3 (8.6%)
Little Jason -
- 2 (5.7%)

Total Members Voted: 16


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Re: If you were a pedophile...
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2008, 08:50:48 PM »

well, it's definitely a tough choice, but I'd probably chose mark, so he's prepared for prison...
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Re: If you were a pedophile...
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2008, 08:54:30 PM »

Who the fuck voted for Mark?
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Re: If you were a pedophile...
« Reply #18 on: April 15, 2008, 12:32:25 AM »

well, it's definitely a tough choice, but I'd probably chose mark, so he's prepared for prison...


you see.. this is awful.


and yet it is things such as this that make me come here. :)
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Re: If you were a pedophile...
« Reply #19 on: April 15, 2008, 07:13:52 AM »

I aim to please.  ;)
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Re: If you were a pedophile...
« Reply #20 on: April 15, 2008, 11:14:17 AM »

Who the fuck voted for Mark?

scroll up just a hair...
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Taors

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Re: If you were a pedophile...
« Reply #21 on: April 15, 2008, 10:08:22 PM »

Who the fuck voted for Mark?

scroll up just a hair...

But he was a Republican back then...
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Taors

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Re: If you were a pedophile...
« Reply #22 on: April 15, 2008, 11:12:58 PM »

Who the fuck voted for Mark?

scroll up just a hair...

But he was a Republican back then...

Mark was nothing as a little kid.  He became a commie in high school.

I'm pretty sure he was a Republican first, then to be rebellious became a commie, then went back to being a Republican, and is now a closet anarcho-capitalist.
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Re: If you were a pedophile...
« Reply #23 on: April 16, 2008, 02:21:31 AM »

That has nothing to do with molest-ability.  First of all, no matter how heterosexual you are, girls that age are simply much harder to molest than boys.

Who do you think is most likely to take twenty bucks and keep his/her mouth shut afterwards?  :lol:
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Re: If you were a pedophile...
« Reply #24 on: April 16, 2008, 02:33:45 AM »

That has nothing to do with molest-ability.  First of all, no matter how heterosexual you are, girls that age are simply much harder to molest than boys.

Who do you think is most likely to take twenty bucks and keep his/her mouth shut afterwards?  :lol:


What the fuck...
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Re: If you were a pedophile...
« Reply #25 on: April 16, 2008, 08:13:52 AM »

Shock threads are a part of this forum's culture, and this is my personal contribution to that time-honored tradition.  I was aiming at doing something squimish yet intellectually stimulating that will end in questions like...  "Can I buy Julia's permission to photoshop her under-aged face onto an otherwise-legal pornographic photo or drawing?"
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Re: If you were a pedophile...
« Reply #26 on: April 16, 2008, 09:13:13 AM »

Wasting time on forums is a part of my life, and it's damn fun!

So, I guess it's Mark and Nick racing for second place, with Ian left in the gutter!  :lol:
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Re: If you were a pedophile...
« Reply #27 on: April 16, 2008, 06:22:38 PM »

Shock threads are a part of this forum's culture, and this is my personal contribution to that time-honored tradition.  I was aiming at doing something squimish yet intellectually stimulating that will end in questions like...  "Can I buy Julia's permission to photoshop her under-aged face onto an otherwise-legal pornographic photo or drawing?"




and YOU have the audacity to shit talk or critique anyone?
what a fucked up , twisted cocksucker
to think I GOT FUCKING BANNED FROM THIS SITE
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Re: If you were a pedophile...
« Reply #28 on: April 16, 2008, 09:24:59 PM »

Wow, Little Nicky sure is popular...



(Related thread about banning me for this thread.)
« Last Edit: April 17, 2008, 03:19:19 AM by Alex Libman »
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Re: If you were a pedophile...
« Reply #29 on: April 16, 2008, 10:48:52 PM »

Hmm. Sorry. None of them really do anything for me. Maybe in ten years or so.
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