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Which of those corpses would you molest first?  (Photoshops pending...)

Dead Ian
- 1 (3.8%)
Dead Mark
- 3 (11.5%)
Dead Julia
- 14 (53.8%)
Dead Nick
- 1 (3.8%)
Dead Wayne
- 1 (3.8%)
Dead Torgo
- 1 (3.8%)
Dead Melissa
- 2 (7.7%)
Dead Johnson
- 2 (7.7%)
Dead Jason
- 1 (3.8%)

Total Members Voted: 12


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AntonLee

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Re: If you were a necrophile...
« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2008, 07:37:08 AM »

there's no option for a Dead Babagalutz
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Re: If you were a necrophile...
« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2008, 03:21:19 AM »

Yeah, I voted.
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Bill Brasky

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Re: If you were a necrophile...
« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2008, 12:34:58 PM »

Pick Julia or you have teh ghey.

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Alex Libman

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Re: If you were a necrophile...
« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2008, 01:28:15 PM »

Have you ever worked with a dead vagina before?
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Brent

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Re: If you were a necrophile...
« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2008, 03:02:58 PM »

I'm not sure why you'd need a contract from the dead body's previous inhabitant...seems like you could just buy the corpse from whoever possesses it after it stops breathing...
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Alex Libman

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Re: If you were a necrophile...
« Reply #20 on: April 20, 2008, 05:16:55 PM »

Well, whoever becomes the owner of their bodies is up to the person to decide in his/her Will, and it's safe to presume they'd pick someone who'd act in accordance to the instructions of the deceased - like a legal or financial services firm whose reputation depended on it.
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Re: If you were a necrophile...
« Reply #21 on: April 20, 2008, 09:21:33 PM »

ok, well what about instances of Will Betrayal? you know, second-hand dead-body-dealing?
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Bill Brasky

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Re: If you were a necrophile...
« Reply #22 on: April 20, 2008, 09:24:09 PM »

Have you ever worked with a dead vagina before?

Married ten years, Sam Kinison, yearrgh, fuckin bitch, yadda yadda.

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Alex Libman

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Re: If you were a necrophile...
« Reply #23 on: April 20, 2008, 10:26:22 PM »

ok, well what about instances of Will Betrayal? you know, second-hand dead-body-dealing?

Contract insurance (which, BTW, Ayn Rand said was the only government tax that is necessary in peace-time, and can be completely voluntary).

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bakerbaker

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Re: If you were a necrophile...
« Reply #24 on: July 19, 2008, 05:47:47 PM »

NECRO!!
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Taors

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Re: If you were a necrophile...
« Reply #25 on: July 19, 2008, 10:18:52 PM »

NECRO!!

TEN FUCKING YEARS!!! OOH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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bakerbaker

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Re: If you were a necrophile...
« Reply #26 on: July 19, 2008, 10:20:53 PM »

huh?
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Re: If you were a necrophile...
« Reply #27 on: July 20, 2008, 12:16:14 AM »

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Taors

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« Reply #28 on: July 20, 2008, 11:22:51 AM »

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