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Title: I need to get my mom a birthday present
Post by: Bill Brasky on August 16, 2007, 05:37:48 AM

What matters is from the heart, it's something she's been wanting to do for a long time.  Should I grant her wish?

Title: Re: I need to get my mom a birthday present
Post by: Ed on August 16, 2007, 05:59:33 AM

Yeahm my mom cleans my bathroom all the time.

Title: Re: I need to get my mom a birthday present
Post by: Bill Brasky on August 16, 2007, 06:38:07 AM

Oh!  I know!  When she's leaving, I could say "Wait, I've got something for you."  And hand her a bag of garbage. 

Garbage day is Friday.   She loves that. 

She's always asking me if I have any garbage. 

And I always have to say "No, I'm sorry, I have none."

But luckily, I've got garbage.  So, I'll give her that, and the desire to scrub my toilet will be fulfilled.   I think she'll be so pleased.  Just absolutely tickled pink.

Title: Re: I need to get my mom a birthday present
Post by: phantomofroute66 on August 16, 2007, 09:50:58 AM

Give her a set of Playtex gloves in a Louis Vuitton box.

Title: Re: I need to get my mom a birthday present
Post by: Ed on August 16, 2007, 10:39:42 AM

Yeah, I don't know.

Title: Re: I need to get my mom a birthday present
Post by: Bill Brasky on August 17, 2007, 02:57:15 AM

I've decided to get her a card and a bottle of wine.



I know, I'm a prick.