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Title: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 02, 2006, 11:46:51 AM
Hey guys, just a little curious about how you feel about the gay community. Plus a little poll for the hell of it.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on December 02, 2006, 12:03:08 PM
That should be "couldn't" not "could". ;)
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 02, 2006, 12:04:31 PM
Ooops I noticed... maybe I shouldn't have posted while smoking?
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on December 02, 2006, 12:06:34 PM
Ooops I noticed... maybe I shouldn't have posted while smoking?

Do not apologize for getting high!   :lol:
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on December 02, 2006, 12:08:12 PM
Applause for toking while on the message board  :)
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 02, 2006, 12:09:16 PM
I don't know what you mean... :P
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Rillion on December 02, 2006, 12:10:50 PM
Are you asking about how I feel about gays, or how I feel about the community?

I think gays are great.  I think sometimes the "gay community" is a little nutty.  Sometimes a little too obsessed with pride, sometimes a little too PC, sometimes a little too controlling.  For example, my favorite advice columnist Dan Savage (who is gay) has received flack from "the community" on a few different occasions.  Once for coming out strongly in favor of criminal penalties for knowingly giving someone AIDS, and once for getting married.  Seriously.  Apparently they didn't consider him and his boyfriend the right "model citizens" to present the subject of gay marriage to the country in spite of the fact that they'd been together 10 years and had a son they'd adopted together. 
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on December 02, 2006, 12:11:59 PM
I don't know what you mean... :P

 :P 8)
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: velojym on December 02, 2006, 12:14:29 PM
Most of the individual gays I've known are pretty cool.
A bunch of gay collectivists, though... well, I kinda view them like any other band
which thinks the 'community' is somehow an independent entity.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 02, 2006, 12:19:19 PM
That is what I was waiting for. I was hoping everyone would break this down into a discussion between gays and the "gay" community. Rillion I have the exact same viewpoint on the whole situation. I see the "gay" community as nothing more than a selfish special interest group. Meh maybe I'm just grouchy today.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Lindsey on December 02, 2006, 12:23:02 PM
Most "special interest" groups are annoying.  I agree with the general consensus already put forth here.  Sometimes I liken it to black people.  Black people are not different than white people, except they still think it's 1964 when they congregate in a large group.  Or they think they're on MTV.  White people are just obnoxious all the time. 

I just woke up.  It's not my fault. 
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 02, 2006, 12:24:33 PM
Haha well it's the same reason I don't like going to gay bars or gay clubs anymore. It's also the reason I don't volunteer with the CDC anymore, well that is part of it anyways.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on December 02, 2006, 12:24:39 PM
Yep. As a "community" the gay community seems to be part of the big government problem in this country. Outside of Outright Libertarians and Pink Pistols and other libertarian homos. They're cool as hell.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on December 02, 2006, 12:27:24 PM
It's also the reason I don't volunteer with the CDC anymore, well that is part of it anyways.

CDC?
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 02, 2006, 12:31:22 PM
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention aka the hell hole of all government programs.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on December 02, 2006, 12:35:51 PM
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention aka the hell hole of all government programs.

I know of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention of course but I didn't know you could volunteer with them, that's why I was confused when you said you volunteered. Of course you stopped, you're a libertarian now and know that supporting big government programs is wrong. Good on you.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Ecolitan on December 02, 2006, 12:36:32 PM
.  For example, my favorite advice columnist Dan Savage (who is gay) has received flack from "the community" on a few different occasions. 

Applause for Savage Love! 

I voted couldn't care less but I suppose it's possible that I could.  The gay community effects my life significantly more than Teletubbies but less than Blue's Clues.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 02, 2006, 12:36:39 PM
If you read some wikipedia articles on the CDC you will find that they have a rather interesting history.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on December 02, 2006, 12:39:13 PM
If you read some wikipedia articles on the CDC you will find that they have a rather interesting history.

A company that employeed me back before I became a libertarian, contracted with them. So I indirectly worked for them.  :x
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 02, 2006, 12:39:30 PM
Royce, you get applause just for saying "teletubbies". The CDC actually runs a program in several areas called MPower. Imagine a gay men's club that teaches sex ed and hands out condoms. They also do testing. It's all a really nice cover for a group that really only deals in data and numbers from surveys.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Taors on December 02, 2006, 02:04:12 PM
Death. In the public square. That's just my ideal world though.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Cyro on December 02, 2006, 02:33:36 PM
Honestly - I have nothing against Homosexuality; it would be difficult to given my sexual preferences. That said; the "Gay Community" don't have a very good PR thing going.

Holding festivals that makes your sexual preference (usually in a manner involving exceedingly small amounts of leather and spandex) extremely blatantly exposed in hopes of getting those who dislike the fact that you’re gay to accept you may not be the best idea possible.

"The idea is to make straight people comfortable with the idea of gay people, and you're making it look like liberal S n' M rainbow apocalypse is coming." - Matthew Davis (Gay Comedian) 
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 02, 2006, 03:21:41 PM
Haha great quote Cyro. I went to pride this year, only because they had a free concert for someone I liked. That and they had a comedian I liked. I slept through the rest on the grass.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Taors on December 02, 2006, 03:22:43 PM
Aqua, would you agree that all out of the closet gays be drawn and quartered?
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 02, 2006, 03:30:34 PM
No, because then I wouldn't have anyone left to screw.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 02, 2006, 03:45:08 PM
how do you make a fag scream twice?

fuck him up the ass, then wipe your dick on his curtains!

seriously, though, i have many gay friends.  i went to a wedding between two men at a unitarian church on 1/1/00 (after party at the gay bar was awesome!!)  i met my "ex"-wife at the gay bar.  i had a gay friend in my wedding.  i have no problems with indivudual people. the community frightens me, though.  i can fully understand being out and proud.  be who you are.  but some of the ideals of the gay community are kind of strange.  i just really have to agree with lindsey on this one about special interest groups.  you don't get any special rights because you are gay or black or asian or latino or aleutian or female or anything else.  it does not matter.  we are all the children of science.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 02, 2006, 03:52:24 PM
Agreed. People inside the "gay" community tend to discriminate and form groups more than outside. I tried to be parrt of the community for a while and then found out that people didn't take me seriously because I was a ex-mormon/bisexual/ex-boyscout. Instead I was grouped in with the "bears" because I had a beard. How ridiculous is that?
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 02, 2006, 03:56:06 PM
i find the whole classification of gay men to be hiliarious, because it iall seems to be based on appearance.  such a crock of shit.  just because you are a guy who like to smoke the pole that means you don't have a personality and different likes and dislikes from someone else who might, like you said, have a beard?
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: bsquared on December 02, 2006, 06:28:49 PM
Most "special interest" groups are annoying. 

I'd take that further.  All special interest groups are annoying. It is their very nature.  They have a single focus and unless you agree with that focus or are interested in that subject you're going to be annoyed by them.  Even the FSP or the LP or whoever would be annoying if you're not interested.

Special Interest groups move from annoying to dangerous when they start lobbying hard for rules to be imposed on the rest of us in line with their special interest. 

I think it's interesting though that anyone thinks there is a single "gay community".  There are some vocal special interest groups but they do not speak for all gay people.  In the same way that "women's groups" don't speak for me.



Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 02, 2006, 06:32:43 PM
Hence the whole "gay" community thing.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Lindsey on December 02, 2006, 09:45:08 PM
Ugh, the gay community and the feminists.  Two special interest groups that make me want to throw myself from the Great Wall of China. 
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: One two three on December 02, 2006, 10:38:44 PM
I'd like to know where the gay community is, as I want in their pants.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Lindsey on December 02, 2006, 10:40:47 PM
I'd like to know where the gay community is, as I want in their pants.

Are you drunk?
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 02, 2006, 10:49:28 PM
I am!
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: One two three on December 02, 2006, 11:00:33 PM
I'd like to know where the gay community is, as I want in their pants.

Are you drunk?

No honey. 
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Lindsey on December 02, 2006, 11:30:48 PM
I'd like to know where the gay community is, as I want in their pants.

Are you drunk?

No honey. 

Don't use the word "honey" in my general direction.  kthxbye. 
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Ecolitan on December 03, 2006, 12:16:20 AM
Clearly I wasn't sleep deprived enough this morning to have seen the obvious answer to this question....

I try NOT feel about the gay community.  When you go around feeling about in those places people get ideas and believe me.  Some of those ideas don't sound so pleasant.  It wouldn't work out well for anyone.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Taors on December 03, 2006, 09:22:05 AM
I'd like to know where the gay community is, as I want in their pants.

Are you drunk?

No honey. 

Don't use the word "honey" in my general direction.  kthxbye. 

He was merely stating that he was out of honey...sheesh.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 03, 2006, 09:30:06 AM
I'd like to know where the gay community is, as I want in their pants.

Are you drunk?

No honey. 

Don't use the word "honey" in my general direction.  kthxbye. 

so what would be considered acceptable?  lovey?  sweety?  deary?  bitchy?
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Taors on December 03, 2006, 09:32:05 AM
I'd like to know where the gay community is, as I want in their pants.

Are you drunk?

No honey. 

Don't use the word "honey" in my general direction.  kthxbye. 

so what would be considered acceptable?  lovey?  sweety?  deary?  bitchy?

Horny?
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 03, 2006, 09:38:41 AM
I'd like to know where the gay community is, as I want in their pants.

Are you drunk?

No honey. 

Don't use the word "honey" in my general direction.  kthxbye. 

so what would be considered acceptable?  lovey?  sweety?  deary?  bitchy?

Horny?

hmmmmm, i'm pretty sure i remember her saying, "i haven't had sex in almost three years and don't really miss it anymore," and there being an allusion to getting her rocks off approximately once a week.  so, depending on how much she lies that could be either a yes or a no.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Lindsey on December 03, 2006, 07:44:19 PM
I'd like to know where the gay community is, as I want in their pants.

Are you drunk?

No honey. 

Don't use the word "honey" in my general direction.  kthxbye. 

so what would be considered acceptable?  lovey?  sweety?  deary?  bitchy?

Honey is fine, just not coming from him. 
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Lindsey on December 03, 2006, 07:48:47 PM
I'd like to know where the gay community is, as I want in their pants.

Are you drunk?

No honey. 

Don't use the word "honey" in my general direction.  kthxbye. 

so what would be considered acceptable?  lovey?  sweety?  deary?  bitchy?

Horny?

hmmmmm, i'm pretty sure i remember her saying, "i haven't had sex in almost three years and don't really miss it anymore," and there being an allusion to getting her rocks off approximately once a week.  so, depending on how much she lies that could be either a yes or a no.

It's really not that I don't miss sex, it's that I don't miss the clingy nature of a boyfriend/significant other/whatever.  I HATE feeling like someone needs me, or for some reason would rather spend every waking moment of his or her free time with me rather than doing something productive.  I hate being expected to spend all of my free time with someone instead of doing what I want, when I want.  That is what I don't miss. 

Usually I only get off once a week or so, but I think I've been going at it for the past three or four nights.  You know, sometimes I can go a couple weeks with nothing, and sometimes I do it at least once a day for a month.  You never know. 
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 03, 2006, 07:57:35 PM
It's really not that I don't miss sex, it's that I don't miss the clingy nature of a boyfriend/significant other/whatever.  I HATE feeling like someone needs me, or for some reason would rather spend every waking moment of his or her free time with me rather than doing something productive.  I hate being expected to spend all of my free time with someone instead of doing what I want, when I want.  That is what I don't miss. 

i understand exactly what you mean here.  i've spent the last 7 years with someone who i cannot be away from for more than 5 minutes without her picking up her the phone and calling me on my cell phone (while we are in the same fucking house no less) and bothering the ever living piss out of me.  and if i wasn't around then she would mope all fucking day and not do shit because she was alone.  really drove me insane.  i wonder why i ever got married to her in the first place.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Lindsey on December 03, 2006, 08:00:51 PM
It's really not that I don't miss sex, it's that I don't miss the clingy nature of a boyfriend/significant other/whatever.  I HATE feeling like someone needs me, or for some reason would rather spend every waking moment of his or her free time with me rather than doing something productive.  I hate being expected to spend all of my free time with someone instead of doing what I want, when I want.  That is what I don't miss. 

i understand exactly what you mean here.  i've spent the last 7 years with someone who i cannot be away from for more than 5 minutes without her picking up her the phone and calling me on my cell phone (while we are in the same fucking house no less) and bothering the ever living piss out of me.  and if i wasn't around then she would mope all fucking day and not do shit because she was alone.  really drove me insane.  i wonder why i ever got married to her in the first place.

I would kill myself.  I don't care if my boyfriend goes out with his friends, I don't care if he has them over, I don't care.  As long as he's not fucking someone else (that happened last time), I'm good.  When I'm not working, I want to relax.  I don't want to talk about feelings, hold hands, and exchange Hallmark cards.  I want to be shopping, watching television, sleeping, grooming, or preferably learning something I can use against other people.  I like my space, my alone time, and I like to not have to answer to anyone.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 03, 2006, 08:08:32 PM
It's really not that I don't miss sex, it's that I don't miss the clingy nature of a boyfriend/significant other/whatever.  I HATE feeling like someone needs me, or for some reason would rather spend every waking moment of his or her free time with me rather than doing something productive.  I hate being expected to spend all of my free time with someone instead of doing what I want, when I want.  That is what I don't miss. 

i understand exactly what you mean here.  i've spent the last 7 years with someone who i cannot be away from for more than 5 minutes without her picking up her the phone and calling me on my cell phone (while we are in the same fucking house no less) and bothering the ever living piss out of me.  and if i wasn't around then she would mope all fucking day and not do shit because she was alone.  really drove me insane.  i wonder why i ever got married to her in the first place.

I would kill myself.  I don't care if my boyfriend goes out with his friends, I don't care if he has them over, I don't care.  As long as he's not fucking someone else (that happened last time), I'm good.  When I'm not working, I want to relax.  I don't want to talk about feelings, hold hands, and exchange Hallmark cards.  I want to be shopping, watching television, sleeping, grooming, or preferably learning something I can use against other people.  I like my space, my alone time, and I like to not have to answer to anyone.

will you marry me?  if i could find a woman like that around here i would be so fucking happy.  it seems that every girl i have been with was like that, though.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Taors on December 03, 2006, 08:28:51 PM
It's really not that I don't miss sex, it's that I don't miss the clingy nature of a boyfriend/significant other/whatever.  I HATE feeling like someone needs me, or for some reason would rather spend every waking moment of his or her free time with me rather than doing something productive.  I hate being expected to spend all of my free time with someone instead of doing what I want, when I want.  That is what I don't miss. 

i understand exactly what you mean here.  i've spent the last 7 years with someone who i cannot be away from for more than 5 minutes without her picking up her the phone and calling me on my cell phone (while we are in the same fucking house no less) and bothering the ever living piss out of me.  and if i wasn't around then she would mope all fucking day and not do shit because she was alone.  really drove me insane.  i wonder why i ever got married to her in the first place.

or preferably learning something I can use against other people.

Such as?
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Lindsey on December 03, 2006, 08:40:36 PM
It's really not that I don't miss sex, it's that I don't miss the clingy nature of a boyfriend/significant other/whatever.  I HATE feeling like someone needs me, or for some reason would rather spend every waking moment of his or her free time with me rather than doing something productive.  I hate being expected to spend all of my free time with someone instead of doing what I want, when I want.  That is what I don't miss. 

i understand exactly what you mean here.  i've spent the last 7 years with someone who i cannot be away from for more than 5 minutes without her picking up her the phone and calling me on my cell phone (while we are in the same fucking house no less) and bothering the ever living piss out of me.  and if i wasn't around then she would mope all fucking day and not do shit because she was alone.  really drove me insane.  i wonder why i ever got married to her in the first place.

or preferably learning something I can use against other people.

Such as?

Everything.  Knowledge truly is power. 
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Taors on December 03, 2006, 09:16:37 PM
It's really not that I don't miss sex, it's that I don't miss the clingy nature of a boyfriend/significant other/whatever.  I HATE feeling like someone needs me, or for some reason would rather spend every waking moment of his or her free time with me rather than doing something productive.  I hate being expected to spend all of my free time with someone instead of doing what I want, when I want.  That is what I don't miss. 

i understand exactly what you mean here.  i've spent the last 7 years with someone who i cannot be away from for more than 5 minutes without her picking up her the phone and calling me on my cell phone (while we are in the same fucking house no less) and bothering the ever living piss out of me.  and if i wasn't around then she would mope all fucking day and not do shit because she was alone.  really drove me insane.  i wonder why i ever got married to her in the first place.

or preferably learning something I can use against other people.

Such as?

Everything.  Knowledge truly is power. 

You remind me of the White Witch from Chronicles of Narnia. You scare me. Deeply.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Lindsey on December 03, 2006, 09:17:28 PM
It's really not that I don't miss sex, it's that I don't miss the clingy nature of a boyfriend/significant other/whatever.  I HATE feeling like someone needs me, or for some reason would rather spend every waking moment of his or her free time with me rather than doing something productive.  I hate being expected to spend all of my free time with someone instead of doing what I want, when I want.  That is what I don't miss. 

i understand exactly what you mean here.  i've spent the last 7 years with someone who i cannot be away from for more than 5 minutes without her picking up her the phone and calling me on my cell phone (while we are in the same fucking house no less) and bothering the ever living piss out of me.  and if i wasn't around then she would mope all fucking day and not do shit because she was alone.  really drove me insane.  i wonder why i ever got married to her in the first place.

or preferably learning something I can use against other people.

Such as?

Everything.  Knowledge truly is power. 

You remind me of the White Witch from Chronicles of Narnia. You scare me. Deeply.

Good. 
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Lindsey on December 03, 2006, 09:37:33 PM
Everything.  Knowledge truly is power. 

"Knowledge is not wisdom, unless used wisely." - J.D. Anderson

I love it!  Squee. 
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Taors on December 03, 2006, 09:41:43 PM
It's really not that I don't miss sex, it's that I don't miss the clingy nature of a boyfriend/significant other/whatever.  I HATE feeling like someone needs me, or for some reason would rather spend every waking moment of his or her free time with me rather than doing something productive.  I hate being expected to spend all of my free time with someone instead of doing what I want, when I want.  That is what I don't miss. 

i understand exactly what you mean here.  i've spent the last 7 years with someone who i cannot be away from for more than 5 minutes without her picking up her the phone and calling me on my cell phone (while we are in the same fucking house no less) and bothering the ever living piss out of me.  and if i wasn't around then she would mope all fucking day and not do shit because she was alone.  really drove me insane.  i wonder why i ever got married to her in the first place.

or preferably learning something I can use against other people.

Such as?

Everything.  Knowledge truly is power. 

You remind me of the White Witch from Chronicles of Narnia. You scare me. Deeply.

Good. 

Not in a bad way though. I thought the White Witch was pretty fucking sexy.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Lindsey on December 03, 2006, 09:42:42 PM
It's really not that I don't miss sex, it's that I don't miss the clingy nature of a boyfriend/significant other/whatever.  I HATE feeling like someone needs me, or for some reason would rather spend every waking moment of his or her free time with me rather than doing something productive.  I hate being expected to spend all of my free time with someone instead of doing what I want, when I want.  That is what I don't miss. 

i understand exactly what you mean here.  i've spent the last 7 years with someone who i cannot be away from for more than 5 minutes without her picking up her the phone and calling me on my cell phone (while we are in the same fucking house no less) and bothering the ever living piss out of me.  and if i wasn't around then she would mope all fucking day and not do shit because she was alone.  really drove me insane.  i wonder why i ever got married to her in the first place.

or preferably learning something I can use against other people.

Such as?

Everything.  Knowledge truly is power. 

You remind me of the White Witch from Chronicles of Narnia. You scare me. Deeply.

Good. 

Not in a bad way though. I thought the White Witch was pretty fucking sexy.

Damn. 
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Taors on December 03, 2006, 09:45:08 PM
It's really not that I don't miss sex, it's that I don't miss the clingy nature of a boyfriend/significant other/whatever.  I HATE feeling like someone needs me, or for some reason would rather spend every waking moment of his or her free time with me rather than doing something productive.  I hate being expected to spend all of my free time with someone instead of doing what I want, when I want.  That is what I don't miss. 

i understand exactly what you mean here.  i've spent the last 7 years with someone who i cannot be away from for more than 5 minutes without her picking up her the phone and calling me on my cell phone (while we are in the same fucking house no less) and bothering the ever living piss out of me.  and if i wasn't around then she would mope all fucking day and not do shit because she was alone.  really drove me insane.  i wonder why i ever got married to her in the first place.

or preferably learning something I can use against other people.

Such as?

Everything.  Knowledge truly is power. 

You remind me of the White Witch from Chronicles of Narnia. You scare me. Deeply.

Good. 

Not in a bad way though. I thought the White Witch was pretty fucking sexy.

Damn. 

You fail at intimidation. Yet again.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Lindsey on December 03, 2006, 09:46:08 PM
It's really not that I don't miss sex, it's that I don't miss the clingy nature of a boyfriend/significant other/whatever.  I HATE feeling like someone needs me, or for some reason would rather spend every waking moment of his or her free time with me rather than doing something productive.  I hate being expected to spend all of my free time with someone instead of doing what I want, when I want.  That is what I don't miss. 

i understand exactly what you mean here.  i've spent the last 7 years with someone who i cannot be away from for more than 5 minutes without her picking up her the phone and calling me on my cell phone (while we are in the same fucking house no less) and bothering the ever living piss out of me.  and if i wasn't around then she would mope all fucking day and not do shit because she was alone.  really drove me insane.  i wonder why i ever got married to her in the first place.

or preferably learning something I can use against other people.

Such as?

Everything.  Knowledge truly is power. 

You remind me of the White Witch from Chronicles of Narnia. You scare me. Deeply.

Good. 

Not in a bad way though. I thought the White Witch was pretty fucking sexy.

Damn. 

You fail at intimidation. Yet again.

I have not failed until I have given up. 
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Taors on December 03, 2006, 09:47:06 PM
It's really not that I don't miss sex, it's that I don't miss the clingy nature of a boyfriend/significant other/whatever.  I HATE feeling like someone needs me, or for some reason would rather spend every waking moment of his or her free time with me rather than doing something productive.  I hate being expected to spend all of my free time with someone instead of doing what I want, when I want.  That is what I don't miss. 

i understand exactly what you mean here.  i've spent the last 7 years with someone who i cannot be away from for more than 5 minutes without her picking up her the phone and calling me on my cell phone (while we are in the same fucking house no less) and bothering the ever living piss out of me.  and if i wasn't around then she would mope all fucking day and not do shit because she was alone.  really drove me insane.  i wonder why i ever got married to her in the first place.

or preferably learning something I can use against other people.

Such as?

Everything.  Knowledge truly is power. 

You remind me of the White Witch from Chronicles of Narnia. You scare me. Deeply.

Good. 

Not in a bad way though. I thought the White Witch was pretty fucking sexy.

Damn. 

You fail at intimidation. Yet again.

I have not failed until I have given up. 

Nonchalant repartee?
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Lindsey on December 03, 2006, 09:48:35 PM
It's really not that I don't miss sex, it's that I don't miss the clingy nature of a boyfriend/significant other/whatever.  I HATE feeling like someone needs me, or for some reason would rather spend every waking moment of his or her free time with me rather than doing something productive.  I hate being expected to spend all of my free time with someone instead of doing what I want, when I want.  That is what I don't miss. 

i understand exactly what you mean here.  i've spent the last 7 years with someone who i cannot be away from for more than 5 minutes without her picking up her the phone and calling me on my cell phone (while we are in the same fucking house no less) and bothering the ever living piss out of me.  and if i wasn't around then she would mope all fucking day and not do shit because she was alone.  really drove me insane.  i wonder why i ever got married to her in the first place.

or preferably learning something I can use against other people.

Such as?

Everything.  Knowledge truly is power. 

You remind me of the White Witch from Chronicles of Narnia. You scare me. Deeply.

Good. 

Not in a bad way though. I thought the White Witch was pretty fucking sexy.

Damn. 

You fail at intimidation. Yet again.

I have not failed until I have given up. 

Nonchalant repartee?

I suppose, but it is true. 
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Taors on December 03, 2006, 09:49:35 PM
It's really not that I don't miss sex, it's that I don't miss the clingy nature of a boyfriend/significant other/whatever.  I HATE feeling like someone needs me, or for some reason would rather spend every waking moment of his or her free time with me rather than doing something productive.  I hate being expected to spend all of my free time with someone instead of doing what I want, when I want.  That is what I don't miss. 

i understand exactly what you mean here.  i've spent the last 7 years with someone who i cannot be away from for more than 5 minutes without her picking up her the phone and calling me on my cell phone (while we are in the same fucking house no less) and bothering the ever living piss out of me.  and if i wasn't around then she would mope all fucking day and not do shit because she was alone.  really drove me insane.  i wonder why i ever got married to her in the first place.

or preferably learning something I can use against other people.

Such as?

Everything.  Knowledge truly is power. 

You remind me of the White Witch from Chronicles of Narnia. You scare me. Deeply.

Good. 

Not in a bad way though. I thought the White Witch was pretty fucking sexy.

Damn. 

You fail at intimidation. Yet again.

I have not failed until I have given up. 

Nonchalant repartee?

I suppose, but it is true. 

Only because you allow it. Seduce me.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Lindsey on December 03, 2006, 09:52:28 PM
Are you okay?!   :shock:
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Taors on December 03, 2006, 09:53:05 PM
Are you okay?!   :shock:

Kind of tired but yeah...why?
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Taors on December 03, 2006, 10:00:01 PM
Only because you allow it. Seduce me.

...

I came in my pants as soon as I read the name Lindsey in the thread title.

I assume you had a point there? Can you try to make it next time?
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Taors on December 03, 2006, 10:12:22 PM
Only because you allow it. Seduce me.

...

I came in my pants as soon as I read the name Lindsey in the thread title.

I assume you had a point there? Can you try to make it next time?

If you can cum at the mere mention of her name, why in the 9 hells do you need her to seduce you?

Extended pleasure?
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 03, 2006, 10:14:46 PM
Ummm yeah... so Cyro how is the weather?
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 03, 2006, 10:16:27 PM
Perfect outside fucking weather?
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Taors on December 03, 2006, 10:17:31 PM
Perfect outside fucking weather?

Why are you hitting on Cybear?
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 03, 2006, 10:18:45 PM
It is what I do? Besides he is the only one that jokes back. Although I have to wonder how much either of us are actually joking.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Taors on December 03, 2006, 10:22:08 PM
Aqua, you gonna get on AIM dawg?
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 03, 2006, 10:23:15 PM
I'm trying to make it to bed, but I still haven't made it yet. Hey I had sex in -10 weather while snowing on lake michigan. If it's fast enough you stay warm.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Taors on December 03, 2006, 10:25:44 PM
Aqua, you gonna get on AIM dawg?

Aqua uses AIM?

I'm now thoughly celebrate.

Yeah, guess what his username is.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 03, 2006, 10:26:09 PM
Yeah aquabanianskakid on aim...
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 03, 2006, 10:30:38 PM
What you aren't going to send me a message? Don't give me crap about my names, they are easier for people to remember if they are all the same.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 03, 2006, 10:32:51 PM
Pussy. I'm using gaim.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 03, 2006, 10:35:30 PM
What service, you name it I probably have it.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on December 03, 2006, 10:37:46 PM
I'm feeling the loving tonight in this thread!
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 03, 2006, 10:38:20 PM
Well fuck my name is aquabanianskakid on there too. Hell yeah, there is always plenty of love to go around.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on December 03, 2006, 10:47:47 PM
Well fuck my name is aquabanianskakid on there too. Hell yeah, there is always plenty of love to go around.

Awwww shucks!
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 03, 2006, 10:50:12 PM
God, I wish we were all already in NH. We would have a fucking blast drinkin' and whorin' at backyard BBQs.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on December 03, 2006, 11:06:41 PM
God, I wish we were all already in NH. We would have a fucking blast drinkin' and whorin' at backyard BBQs.

Hell yeah we would. I just got a job offer but the job doesn't sound like something I would be happy with.. I'm keeping up with the ap's.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 03, 2006, 11:10:33 PM
Yeah I have to get my associates before I can go. Although Sig Arms caught my eye.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on December 03, 2006, 11:12:48 PM
If you could land a job with them that would be great. I hear their a great company to work for. Plus I'm a fan of their guns.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 03, 2006, 11:17:26 PM
I'm thinking about moving near Keane though. We'll see in 2 years I'm going to start sending out resumes. Just under 3 years and I should be there.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on December 03, 2006, 11:32:26 PM
Cool. It's Keene, by the way. Keene is very nice. We're looking at Lebanon, we love the area up there.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 04, 2006, 08:26:25 AM
Yeah sorry I had been smoking and drinking. Next time I'll double check my spelling... meh, no I won't.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: lapafrax on December 05, 2006, 04:39:52 PM
Hey guys, just a little curious about how you feel about the gay community. Plus a little poll for the hell of it.

I don't hate gays at all.

So what if two men do it in the arse or two women finger each other?  WHO THE FUCK CARES?!?!  It DOESN'T hurt anyone.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: lapafrax on December 05, 2006, 04:48:03 PM
Ugh, the gay community and the feminists.  Two special interest groups that make me want to throw myself from the Great Wall of China. 

So you're female, but don't agree with equal rights for females?

Fine, so can we take away most of your legal rights and force you to work in a kitchen all your life then?
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 05, 2006, 05:41:13 PM
Ugh, the gay community and the feminists.  Two special interest groups that make me want to throw myself from the Great Wall of China. 

So you're female, but don't agree with equal rights for females?

Fine, so can we take away most of your legal rights and force you to work in a kitchen all your life then?

but why do we need a special interest group to provide equal rights for anyone?  are we not all human beings?  doesn't that mean that we are all equal?  maybe i should start a special interest group for heterosexual red head single fathers that would require all women to go on a date with me, but they should pay for everything.  oh, and no matter how the night went i still get my dick sucked.  isn't that the same kind of retarded ass bullshit that all other special interest groups want.  oh, wait, they demand to be treated fairly, don't they.  sure, and we treat the special interest group fairly we cease being fair to anyone who is not in the special interest group.  lets take affirmative action as an example.  we have 2 candidates for a job.  one is highly qualified for the job.  the other isn't.  i should have the option of higher whichever individual is the better qualified for the job.  i should not have to kow-tow to the government about which person i higher for my company.  if the better qualified person has the same color skin as me who really gives a flying fuck?  if he doesn't it still does not matter.  what matters is that i highered the person i wanted for the job.  then again, if i didn't want to give the job to someone because i didn't like, oh, say, the color of his or her hair then that is my right to.  if you don't like it then let the market decide what happens to my business. 
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Lindsey on December 05, 2006, 05:52:40 PM
Ugh, the gay community and the feminists.  Two special interest groups that make me want to throw myself from the Great Wall of China. 

So you're female, but don't agree with equal rights for females?

Fine, so can we take away most of your legal rights and force you to work in a kitchen all your life then?

Take the issue of equal pay as an example.  Women demand salaries equal to that of a man's, but in most cases, they detest manual labor.  I would expect to get paid less as a secretary than I would doing construction.  The work is not as hard.  Just because I don't like feminists doesn't mean I don't enjoy having rights.  Fuck special interest groups.  They all need to DIAF. 
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Taors on December 05, 2006, 07:25:16 PM
Ugh, the gay community and the feminists.  Two special interest groups that make me want to throw myself from the Great Wall of China. 

So you're female, but don't agree with equal rights for females?

Fine, so can we take away most of your legal rights and force you to work in a kitchen all your life then?

Take the issue of equal pay as an example.  Women demand salaries equal to that of a man's, but in most cases, they detest manual labor.  I would expect to get paid less as a secretary than I would doing construction.  The work is not as hard.  Just because I don't like feminists doesn't mean I don't enjoy having rights.  Fuck special interest groups.  They all need to DIAF. 

What's with you and fires?
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Lindsey on December 05, 2006, 07:28:11 PM
Ugh, the gay community and the feminists.  Two special interest groups that make me want to throw myself from the Great Wall of China. 

So you're female, but don't agree with equal rights for females?

Fine, so can we take away most of your legal rights and force you to work in a kitchen all your life then?

Take the issue of equal pay as an example.  Women demand salaries equal to that of a man's, but in most cases, they detest manual labor.  I would expect to get paid less as a secretary than I would doing construction.  The work is not as hard.  Just because I don't like feminists doesn't mean I don't enjoy having rights.  Fuck special interest groups.  They all need to DIAF. 

What's with you and fires?

I like to watch your burning flesh. 
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Taors on December 05, 2006, 07:31:55 PM
Ugh, the gay community and the feminists.  Two special interest groups that make me want to throw myself from the Great Wall of China. 

So you're female, but don't agree with equal rights for females?

Fine, so can we take away most of your legal rights and force you to work in a kitchen all your life then?

Take the issue of equal pay as an example.  Women demand salaries equal to that of a man's, but in most cases, they detest manual labor.  I would expect to get paid less as a secretary than I would doing construction.  The work is not as hard.  Just because I don't like feminists doesn't mean I don't enjoy having rights.  Fuck special interest groups.  They all need to DIAF. 

What's with you and fires?

I like to watch your burning flesh. 

You're a sick, sick woman.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Lindsey on December 05, 2006, 08:32:07 PM
Ugh, the gay community and the feminists.  Two special interest groups that make me want to throw myself from the Great Wall of China. 

So you're female, but don't agree with equal rights for females?

Fine, so can we take away most of your legal rights and force you to work in a kitchen all your life then?

Take the issue of equal pay as an example.  Women demand salaries equal to that of a man's, but in most cases, they detest manual labor.  I would expect to get paid less as a secretary than I would doing construction.  The work is not as hard.  Just because I don't like feminists doesn't mean I don't enjoy having rights.  Fuck special interest groups.  They all need to DIAF. 

What's with you and fires?

I like to watch your burning flesh. 

You're a sick, sick woman.

I tried to tell you that. 
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on December 05, 2006, 08:38:44 PM
I don't hate gays at all.

So what if two men do it in the arse or two women finger each other?  WHO THE FUCK CARES?!?!  It DOESN'T hurt anyone.

It's immoral so it does hurt people, homosexuals kissing in public influences the minds of children and makes them think about choosing the gay lifestyle. Just imagine what exposure to homosexual porn would do to them?? It goes against the very foundation of our Christian society so it must be stopped at all cost.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 05, 2006, 08:40:14 PM
:P Oh of course.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on December 05, 2006, 08:42:37 PM
:P Oh of course.

What? You don't agree I take it?  :lol:
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 05, 2006, 08:43:32 PM
i never thought about it that way.  oh my god.  thank you for showing me the light porc.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 05, 2006, 08:46:28 PM
Oh that is it! You aren't going to walk all over my civil liberties anymore! I'm going STRAIGHT!
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on December 05, 2006, 08:47:49 PM
i never thought about it that way.  oh my god.  thank you for showing me the light porc.

Hey no problem, I'm just spreading the truth humbly albeit. Here is a link to my church if you want to join http://www.godhatesfags.com

We're all about spreading the love of Jesus Christ.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 05, 2006, 08:52:10 PM
did you see a few years ago when that site got hacked and http://godlovesfags.com was in its place?  wow, that site has changed something fierce.  now it's just a blog.

i fucking hate phelps.  he protested in WV after the Sago mine explosion saying it was retribution for there be homosexuals on this planet.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on December 05, 2006, 08:56:12 PM
did you see a few years ago when that site got hacked and http://godlovesfags.com was in its place?  wow, that site has changed something fierce.  now it's just a blog.

i fucking hate phelps.  he protested in WV after the Sago mine explosion saying it was retribution for there be homosexuals on this planet.

I heard about a lot of bullshit him and his lot have been up to over the years but haven't heard about that one. Not a surprise really. Frankly, I'm surprised that someone hasn't killed him yet.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 05, 2006, 08:59:48 PM
the shit that man says is protected by the constitution.  but luckily we have the right to say shit right back at him.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Bill Brasky on December 05, 2006, 09:06:51 PM
Whenever I see a crowd of people waving signs and chanting slogans, I kinda wish a Mack truck would plow through them. 
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Lindsey on December 05, 2006, 09:12:27 PM
Whenever I see a crowd of people waving signs and chanting slogans, I kinda wish a Mack truck would plow through them. 

A Mach Truck?

You're losing your edge Bill.

(http://www.podiumwagen.com/images/mack%20truck/mack%20truck%20large.jpg)
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Smitty507 on December 05, 2006, 09:13:23 PM
I feel that homosexuality is a sin.  That being said I beleive that we are all sinners, I also believe that I dont have the right to judge anyone.  I feel that what a man does is between him and God and therefore I refuse to hate anyone who doesnt directly casue me harm.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Bill Brasky on December 05, 2006, 09:14:48 PM
Whenever I see a crowd of people waving signs and chanting slogans, I kinda wish a Mack truck would plow through them. 

A Mack Truck?

You're losing your edge Bill.

How do you figure?  Its right.  You copied it, properly, and read it wrong.  Twice.  
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on December 05, 2006, 09:15:09 PM
I feel that homosexuality is a sin.  That being said I beleive that we are all sinners, I also believe that I dont have the right to judge anyone.  I feel that what a man does is between him and God and therefore I refuse to hate anyone who doesnt directly casue me harm.

How do you feel about laws governing homosexuality? 
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Lindsey on December 05, 2006, 09:16:26 PM
Sometimes I feel like my brain really is crying. 
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Bill Brasky on December 05, 2006, 09:17:03 PM
No Fair!

You edited the typo of my non existant typo.  
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Smitty507 on December 05, 2006, 09:17:30 PM
I feel that homosexuality is a sin.  That being said I beleive that we are all sinners, I also believe that I dont have the right to judge anyone.  I feel that what a man does is between him and God and therefore I refuse to hate anyone who doesnt directly casue me harm.

How do you feel about laws governing homosexuality? 

Absolutly under no circumstances does the government have the right to pass law forbidding any action between consenting individuals.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on December 05, 2006, 09:18:04 PM
Absolutly under no cercumstances does the government have the right to pass law forbidding any action between consenting individuals.

Thank you, that's all I needed to know.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 05, 2006, 09:41:02 PM
Agreed, now I want a damn martini!
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Lindsey on December 05, 2006, 09:42:49 PM
Me too.  This is as good a time as any to become an alcoholic. 
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 05, 2006, 09:43:48 PM
I beat you to it. Sorry Lindsey.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Smitty507 on December 05, 2006, 09:43:59 PM
any time is a good time to become an alcoholic.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Lindsey on December 05, 2006, 09:49:47 PM
any time is a good time to become an alcoholic.

My parents are alcoholics.  I really don't drink but occasionally.  I'm just in the mood to get fucked up and pretend that people like me. 
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Smitty507 on December 05, 2006, 09:53:53 PM
I'm just in the mood to get fucked up and pretend that people like me. 

that's how I live my life.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 05, 2006, 09:58:46 PM
Strange me too. If you guys want beer I got bud lite in the fridge, some 40s of miller high life, rum, and whiskey.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Lindsey on December 05, 2006, 10:00:13 PM
Strange me too. If you guys want beer I got bud lite in the fridge, some 40s of miller high life, rum, and whiskey.

I'll take the rum. 
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 05, 2006, 10:02:27 PM
It is coconut rum soo.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Lindsey on December 05, 2006, 10:06:58 PM
It is coconut rum soo.

Even better.  We can make Jell-O shots and get high. 
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 05, 2006, 10:08:44 PM
Ooooh I've never though about that with coconut rum.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Lindsey on December 05, 2006, 10:10:43 PM
Ooooh I've never though about that with coconut rum.

That's the only way I've ever made them. 
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 05, 2006, 10:13:05 PM
I had tequila orange ones once, it was horrible. Mostly I have just had them with vodka.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Lindsey on December 05, 2006, 10:13:46 PM
I had tequila orange ones once, it was horrible. Mostly I have just had them with vodka.

Malibu Rum is the way to go. 
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 05, 2006, 10:14:44 PM
Meh malibu is ok, I like parrot bay. I think it is a tradition based preference.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Lindsey on December 05, 2006, 10:18:07 PM
Meh...I don't really have much of a preference, as long as the finished product is okay. 
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 05, 2006, 11:03:33 PM
bacardi 151.

pussies
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Lindsey on December 05, 2006, 11:05:30 PM
Fark you. 
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 05, 2006, 11:08:11 PM
it's the only way to do jell-0 shots.

trust me.

and then if you keep some root beer schnapps around and some crappy beer like bud or miller you can make flaming dr. peppers with what is left of the 151.  mmmmm, flaming dr. peppers.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Lindsey on December 05, 2006, 11:13:58 PM
it's the only way to do jell-0 shots.

trust me.

and then if you keep some root beer schnapps around and some crappy beer like bud or miller you can make flaming dr. peppers with what is left of the 151.  mmmmm, flaming dr. peppers.

How about if I just poured the Barcardi into a glass of Dr. Pepper and set it on fire? 
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 05, 2006, 11:14:36 PM
it's the only way to do jell-0 shots.

trust me.

and then if you keep some root beer schnapps around and some crappy beer like bud or miller you can make flaming dr. peppers with what is left of the 151.  mmmmm, flaming dr. peppers.

How about if I just poured the Barcardi into a glass of Dr. Pepper and set it on fire? 

it doesn't work that way and it isn't anywhere near as fun.  plus it won't taste like a dr. pepper anymore.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 05, 2006, 11:16:22 PM
How about I drink everything straight from the bottles.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 05, 2006, 11:16:51 PM
because then you can't share.  we don't want your gay germs.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Lindsey on December 05, 2006, 11:19:11 PM
They're called cooties.  Sheesh.  Some just call it AIDS. 
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 05, 2006, 11:21:14 PM
how did magic johnson get AIDS???



HE BLEW A PISTON!!!
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Lindsey on December 05, 2006, 11:25:03 PM
how did magic johnson get AIDS???



HE BLEW A PISTON!!!

ZOMFG!!1!11!!!!!!!
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 05, 2006, 11:27:50 PM
don't tell me you've never heard that joke before.  i think it's older than you are.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on December 05, 2006, 11:29:14 PM
I'll show you my fucking gay germs. I like to call it pedro.. my .380 Biatch.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Lindsey on December 05, 2006, 11:32:53 PM
don't tell me you've never heard that joke before.  i think it's older than you are.

Joke infers that it was supposed to be funny. 

(Yes, I've heard it before). 
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 05, 2006, 11:34:17 PM
don't tell me you've never heard that joke before.  i think it's older than you are.

Joke infers that it was supposed to be funny. 

(Yes, I've heard it before). 

i never said it was funny.  if it were a funny joke then i would not have posted it.  i do not like funny jokes.  if it does not elicit a groan as a response then it is not worth the effort in telling.
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: Lindsey on December 05, 2006, 11:40:02 PM
don't tell me you've never heard that joke before.  i think it's older than you are.

Joke infers that it was supposed to be funny. 

(Yes, I've heard it before). 

i never said it was funny.  if it were a funny joke then i would not have posted it.  i do not like funny jokes.  if it does not elicit a groan as a response then it is not worth the effort in telling.

The goggles!  They do nothing!
Title: Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 05, 2006, 11:40:48 PM
don't tell me you've never heard that joke before.  i think it's older than you are.

Joke infers that it was supposed to be funny. 

(Yes, I've heard it before). 

i never said it was funny.  if it were a funny joke then i would not have posted it.  i do not like funny jokes.  if it does not elicit a groan as a response then it is not worth the effort in telling.

The goggles!  They do nothing!


up and at them!

up and atom!

up and at them!

up and atom!