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How's it hanging?
« on: February 29, 2008, 12:43:47 PM »

Wikipedia claims that the left testicle hangs lower in 85% of men (pics, NSFW).  However, this statistic is not cited, and I feel it is my duty as a knowledge-seeking individual to uncover the truth.  So, which is it?

In case you're wondering, my right testicle hangs lower.  I must be in the freak of nature 15% category...
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Re: How's it hanging?
« Reply #1 on: February 29, 2008, 12:46:52 PM »

Lefty hangs lowest...until I think of Lindsey's tits, then it rises and the two meet in harmony.
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Re: How's it hanging?
« Reply #2 on: February 29, 2008, 12:51:40 PM »

Lefty hangs lowest...until I think of Lindsey's tits, then it rises and the two meet in harmony.

Are they supposed to move?!
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Re: How's it hanging?
« Reply #3 on: February 29, 2008, 12:54:42 PM »

Lefty hangs lowest...until I think of Lindsey's tits, then it rises and the two meet in harmony.

Are they supposed to move?!

Shrinkage...

Of course, I hope that's not what happens to Porcupine_in_NH when he thinks of your tits ;)
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Re: How's it hanging?
« Reply #4 on: February 29, 2008, 12:55:29 PM »

Porc is correct. Mine do weird things when I contemplate Lindsey's "assets"  :) .
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Re: How's it hanging?
« Reply #5 on: February 29, 2008, 01:03:38 PM »

Lefty hangs lowest...until I think of Lindsey's tits, then it rises and the two meet in harmony.

Are they supposed to move?!

Yeah, the scrotal sac lifts up and pulls them closer to the body during excitement..  8) Oh and I just checked and I'm a righty...

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Re: How's it hanging?
« Reply #6 on: February 29, 2008, 01:52:14 PM »

Holy shit, I never thought to check before ... but yeah, left is lower.

I clicked on this poll thinking the question was about the member itself, which, in my case, hangs very low and has a pronounced curve to the left. Not just that it sticks out left, but in fact it has a pronounced leftward curve along the whole length.

I've been told it's most... stimulating  :twisted:

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Re: How's it hanging?
« Reply #7 on: February 29, 2008, 02:21:50 PM »

Mine is for ever and always been severely left.  Also I have noticed my left testicle is larger than my right one slightly.  Now we need a poll to see which(if any) was everyones dicks curve ;)  I'll start by saying my curves slightly upwards. 

What a show of TMI.

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Re: How's it hanging?
« Reply #9 on: February 29, 2008, 02:24:52 PM »

I left my balls in San Fransisco...
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« Reply #10 on: February 29, 2008, 04:08:38 PM »

Oddly, right. o_O
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Re: How's it hanging?
« Reply #11 on: February 29, 2008, 04:16:11 PM »

Does this have any relationship with the direction in which one "hangs" when wearing pants?
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Re: How's it hanging?
« Reply #12 on: February 29, 2008, 04:32:30 PM »

Does this have any relationship with the direction in which one "hangs" when wearing pants?
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Re: How's it hanging?
« Reply #13 on: February 29, 2008, 04:35:45 PM »

Lefty hangs lowest...until I think of Lindsey's tits, then it rises and the two meet in harmony.

Are they supposed to move?!

Yeah, the scrotal sac lifts up and pulls them closer to the body during excitement.. 

And to regulate temp.....drop to cool, lift to warm....they need to be the right temp to make good sperm.
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Re: How's it hanging?
« Reply #14 on: February 29, 2008, 05:04:21 PM »

Mine are perfectly even.
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