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Do you wipe standing up or sitting down?

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bonerjoe

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Do you wipe standing up or sitting down?
« on: October 04, 2007, 02:33:36 AM »

Well?
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Re: Do you wipe standing up or sitting down?
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2007, 02:35:09 AM »

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Re: Do you wipe standing up or sitting down?
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2007, 02:36:25 AM »

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Ed

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Re: Do you wipe standing up or sitting down?
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2007, 02:38:45 AM »

Wipe what?
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bonerjoe

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Re: Do you wipe standing up or sitting down?
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2007, 02:39:11 AM »

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Ed

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Re: Do you wipe standing up or sitting down?
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2007, 02:40:58 AM »

Okay, cause some people around here have vaginas that they wipe (i.e., Nathyn).
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Re: Do you wipe standing up or sitting down?
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2007, 05:48:04 AM »

WTF people wipe standing up!?

Do you mean just lifted off the toilet a little, or literally standing up?
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Re: Do you wipe standing up or sitting down?
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2007, 06:19:29 AM »

I voted for standing up. I don't wipe after standing fully erect as if I was standing in the kitchen waiting for a pot of water to boil, I mean standing up, substantially off the seat, but I stay squatted and bent over enough to prevent smearing the crap anymore than it's passage has already done. It's more like standing than sitting, so I voted for standing, because "squatting" wasn't an option. If it was, I'd have voted for that.
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Re: Do you wipe standing up or sitting down?
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2007, 06:42:02 AM »

Has anyone ever used a bidet? It seems to me it would be way better than toilet paper. My british friend once told me "If your truck was muddy, would you use dry paper towels on it, or would you just hose it off?
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Re: Do you wipe standing up or sitting down?
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2007, 07:21:10 AM »

Has anyone ever used a bidet? It seems to me it would be way better than toilet paper. My british friend once told me "If your truck was muddy, would you use dry paper towels on it, or would you just hose it off?
I try to get all my defacation done right before I plan to take a shower. I still wipe, but then I go in the shower and some rubbing, some soap, and a few jets of warm water has the same end effect as a bidet, although more thorough.
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Ceon

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Re: Do you wipe standing up or sitting down?
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2007, 08:09:50 AM »

I wipe sitting down but with some technique there’s rarely ever anything to clean up. By positioning the buttocks just right on the toilet seat, you can avoid leaving any mess. It’s also advisable to sit slightly forward so the faeces falls straight into the water and doesn’t slide down the sides, meaning no extra mess to clean up.

That’s my round of daily advice dispensed for today.
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Porcupine_in_MA

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Re: Do you wipe standing up or sitting down?
« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2007, 12:13:22 PM »

I didn't know folk wiped their asses standing up... :shock:
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wtfk

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Re: Do you wipe standing up or sitting down?
« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2007, 01:51:47 PM »

I didn't know folk wiped their asses standing up... :shock:

I didn't know people could wipe their asses whilst sitting on their asses.
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Bill Brasky

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Re: Do you wipe standing up or sitting down?
« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2007, 02:36:13 PM »

Drag it on the carpet.

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Porcupine_in_MA

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Re: Do you wipe standing up or sitting down?
« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2007, 02:37:16 PM »

I didn't know folk wiped their asses standing up... :shock:

I didn't know people could wipe their asses whilst sitting on their asses.

Thats what that big hole in the toilet seat is for...you know the one you shit and piss through?
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