Do You Play Video Games???

Yes

22 (64.7%)

No

3 (8.8%)

Passionately

7 (20.6%)

"gamers" need a bullet to the head and send the bill to the family

2 (5.9%)

Total Members Voted: 33

[Amazing Richard]

I don't get. Not only are grown men still playing video games, but the media appears to promote such things as if it is OK for grown men to play video games.

How did this happen? I don't understand.

Sometimes... dudes ask me to play video games with them, and I'm like, "Dude, I don't play video games anymore. That was a very long time ago when I used to play video games. Why are you asking me to play video games with you? Why don't we just get drunk instead, and forget about these video games?"

I don't understand what the thing is with the video games, these days. I can think of like a million things to do, and video games does not even pop into my mind, amongst my millions of considerations.

Can anybody explain to me why grown men are still playing video games?

[Diogenes The Cynic]

Who are you to say what other people should enjoy doing?

I myself don't play any, but if it makes other people happy, and doesn't hurt anyone, its ok by me.

[Amazing Richard]

Who are you to say what other people should enjoy doing?

I myself don't play any, but if it makes other people happy, and doesn't hurt anyone, its ok by me.

That's very diplomatic of you, Dio. We still have a problem, though. For some reason, grown men are playing video games, and not only are they not just playing video games, they are a target market for video game makers.

I do not like it when dudes ask me to play video games with them. It makes me feel weird. What am I supposed to say?

Whatever happened to playing some cards? If grown men are bored...you play cards. Maybe the dude's got a dart board...and I'd be happy to shoot a game of darts. If the dude is really cool, he will have a pool table, and that is when I kick some ass, on the table. I'll smoke anybodies ass at Ping Pong, too.

[Amazing Richard]

Another thing, too. A little while ago, I went to a Christmas work party. They had a Fooseball table! I got my ass rocked, mostly by the old-timers...but, I never liked Fooseball, anywayz: Fooseball is mostly for the knuckleheads.

Regardless, at least it wasn't fucking video games!

I understand if you don't have the space or money for a pool table or ping pong table, but yer video game playing ass, has space for a dart board, and you ought to have a deck of cards.

But, you guys don't do it like that, anymore. It's all about the lame ass video games. SHAME!!!

It's practically impossible to find a Snooker table, anymore. Do you "gamers" even know what Snooker is?

And you want to ask me to play video games with you!??!? Get yer fucking ass a pool cue, man...and show some class! And I'll still whoop yer fucking ass at the pool table, with the wonky cue, hanging up on the wall.

[Turd Ferguson]

I play.

Not a shitload like some people, but sometimes after a long days work I will.

Right now, its Killzone 3 for me.

Sure, playing cards, pool, darts is fun, but sometimes you dont want to go out or cant get your buddies together for some poker because their wives or whatever are ragging on them for losing too much money the week before. The best part of playing video games for me............. sneaking up behind a friend in an online game with a mic and saying "hey(insert name), turn around" and popping him in the face just as he spins around. Its fun because you know theres a real person on the other end that is all upset with himself for being so stupid to let you get the drop on him like that.

Its just a stress valve for me. Not much else.

[The ghost of a ghost of a ghost]

Quickmike's right, its way cooler to waste your buddy in a a combat game than to ace him on a ping pong table.

Ping Pong is for Wing Wongs.

[sillyperson]

Strange critique, from a gown man who prances around in nylons

[Alex Libman]

Forum trolling isn't just a game, when I do it it's also a high art...  and a science...  and a sport... 

[Turd Ferguson]

Quickmike's right, its way cooler to waste your buddy in a a combat game than to ace him on a ping pong table.

Ping Pong is for Wing Wongs.

Yes, waaaaay cooler than "oh, hey look. My ball went past you and you couldn't hit it...tee hee"

[anarchir]

Adults have always played video games. If you have so many ideas of what to do besides playing video games R3, then is one of those ideas to get a job?

[Zhwazi]

I don't like strictly single-player games, if I'm not playing a game with someone else it's not much fun. I've mostly been playing Left 4 Dead 2 with friends lately.

[Amazing Richard]

I checked wiki and it said that the average age of a "gamer" is 35 years old!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You people better stop asking me to play video games with you! And I know yer tricks, too. At first, you guys will call me on the phone and be all like, "Dude, you wanna come over and play some Wii? I got this awesome new game...you gotta try it". To which, I would quickly respond with, "Nah...I'm sorry...I can't play video games with you, today...I'm very busy."

But, then you guys start getting SNEAKY, and the conversation on the phone goes more like, "Dude....you should come by...I got some weed, some beer...come over and hang out for a bit." THIS IS A TRICK THAT THE "GAMERS" EMPLOY.

Cuz, then when you go over, and the dude gets you high (like a dirty pimp would), and then when you are all fucked up on drugs, that's when they start trying to get you to play video games with them. If I was in my right mind, I'd be all, "Shit..where's my coat...I think I left the oven on. I gotta go." But, since the "gamer" got you all drugged up, you are not in a position to leave, and I'd say something like, "Ya...I guess...I can play some video games for a bit."

IT WAS A TRICK to get you to play video games with him!

[Fred]

I checked wiki and it said that the average age of a "gamer" is 35 years old!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You people better stop asking me to play video games with you! And I know yer tricks, too. At first, you guys will call me on the phone and be all like, "Dude, you wanna come over and play some Wii? I got this awesome new game...you gotta try it". To which, I would quickly respond with, "Nah...I'm sorry...I can't play video games with you, today...I'm very busy."

But, then you guys start getting SNEAKY, and the conversation on the phone goes more like, "Dude....you should come by...I got some weed, some beer...come over and hang out for a bit." THIS IS A TRICK THAT THE "GAMERS" EMPLOY.

Cuz, then when you go over, and the dude gets you high (like a dirty pimp would), and then when you are all fucked up on drugs, that's when they start trying to get you to play video games with them. If I was in my right mind, I'd be all, "Shit..where's my coat...I think I left the oven on. I gotta go." But, since the "gamer" got you all drugged up, you are not in a position to leave, and I'd say something like, "Ya...I guess...I can play some video games for a bit."

IT WAS A TRICK to get you to play video games with him!

they also do that when they want you to help them move!

[Turd Ferguson]

I checked wiki and it said that the average age of a "gamer" is 35 years old!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You people better stop asking me to play video games with you! And I know yer tricks, too. At first, you guys will call me on the phone and be all like, "Dude, you wanna come over and play some Wii? I got this awesome new game...you gotta try it". To which, I would quickly respond with, "Nah...I'm sorry...I can't play video games with you, today...I'm very busy waiting in line to get my welfare check from the gubment, then I gotta get my vagina waxed."

But, then you guys start getting SNEAKY, and the conversation on the phone goes more like, "Dude....you should come by...I got some weed, some beer...come over and hang out for a bit." THIS IS A TRICK THAT THE "GAMERS" EMPLOY.

Cuz, then when you go over, and the dude gets you high (like a dirty pimp would), and then when you are all fucked up on drugs, that's when they start trying to get you to suck their cock for food stamps. If I was in my right mind, I'd be all, "Shit..where's my coat...I think I left the oven on. I gotta go." But, since the "gamer" got you all drugged up, you are not in a position to leave, and I'd say something like, "Ya...I guess...I can stay and suck your cock for food stamps for a bit."

IT WAS A TRICK to get you to suck his cock in exchange for food stamps!

FTFY

[Amazing Richard]

Snooker is THE game. But, a person needs class to play Snooker, but since very few has class, these days....that's why the pool halls got rid of their snooker tables. They took Snooker off TV, too...cuz you people have no class. To make matters worse, the government has made it illegal for us snooker players to smoke a god damn cigarette....in a fucking POOL HALL! What kind of Society makes it illegal to smoke a cigarette in a POOL HALL?!?!?!? Perhaps we need to bring a tsunami over here, and wash the trash away.

You loser "gamers" need to take a look at these beautiful sexy pictures of Snooker:



Foxy MILF Snooker Referee:








GO RONNIE! Get on the table, baby!:


I will smoke all yer asses on the pool table. I will especially smoke the asses of yuppies like Dennis, on the table. It would be my pleasure to smoke all yer asses.