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Should I get one

hell yeah
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no
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DogOn

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Colostomy
« on: July 30, 2008, 01:03:08 PM »

Pros :

-No more wasting time going to the toilet

-Get to throw bags of my own shit at peoples

-Can use shit bag as a defense against violence (kind of like how people in wheelchairs get a free pass against beatings)

-If I ever get to the stage where I can't shit naturally I already have the procedure done for me

Cons :

-I have to shit into a bag

If anyone thinks of any more pros and cons I'll throw them up.
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Alex Libman

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Re: Colostomy
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2008, 01:11:11 PM »

Based on your criteria, adult diapers would be the best of both worlds.
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Re: Colostomy
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2008, 01:22:51 PM »


-Can use shit bag as a defense against violence (kind of like how people in wheelchairs get a free pass against beatings)


Maybe from human beings, not from the police.
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DogOn

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Re: Colostomy
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2008, 01:25:03 PM »

Based on your criteria, adult diapers would be the best of both worlds.

Having to sit in my own shit is a major negative. Also diapers would be fairly cost prohibitive, not to mention almost as much hassle of cleaning myself up afterward as it would be just to shit in a ceramic toilet.
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Alex Libman

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Re: Colostomy
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2008, 01:39:10 PM »

Hmm, maybe I should invent a new diaper with two layers that safely and securely attaches to your anus, and stores your shit in a separate smell-proof compartment, perhaps located in the front so it looks like your pubic package just got bigger.

I shall call it...  the Shaw john, named for the CNN reporter who famously pooped his pants during the Gulf War.  :lol:
« Last Edit: July 30, 2008, 02:23:26 PM by Alex Libman »
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Re: Colostomy
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2008, 02:35:20 PM »

I'd say the pros outweight the cons.

I hear chicks dig the shit bag.
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Re: Colostomy
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2008, 02:37:33 PM »

Big Plus : You get to say,  "Shut up or I'll smack you with my fucking shit-bag."
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Re: Colostomy
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2008, 10:59:32 PM »

Do it. But make sure you call it "Performance Art".. might even get a discount through the Arts Council n shit.
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Re: Colostomy
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2008, 01:48:03 PM »

If your dad has one, you can sing "Papa's Got a Brand New Bag" when he comes out of the bathroom.
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