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Well?

I'm a man and I prefer chocolate
- 4 (8%)
I'm a man and I prefer sex
- 39 (78%)
I'm a woman and I prefer chocolate
- 1 (2%)
I'm a woman and I prefer sex
- 6 (12%)

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Chocolate or Sex?
« on: March 30, 2007, 07:13:09 PM »
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Re: Chocolate or Sex?
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2007, 07:45:16 PM »
What's with women and chocolate anyway?
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Re: Chocolate or Sex?
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2007, 11:09:54 PM »
I prefer sex; I'll settle for chocolate.
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Re: Chocolate or Sex?
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2007, 11:25:40 PM »
Skip the chocolate. I want sex AND coffee.
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Re: Chocolate or Sex?
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2007, 11:26:22 PM »
No contest - chocolate.

Chocolate won't steal your car or shtup your friends.
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Re: Chocolate or Sex?
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2007, 11:38:29 PM »
Quote from: joy on March 30, 2007, 11:25:40 PM
Skip the chocolate. I want sex AND coffee.

Ooooooooo yes.
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Re: Chocolate or Sex?
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2007, 12:35:30 AM »
Both are purchasable commodities, but lemme tell ya - the difference between cheap and fancy chocolate is a lot greater than the difference between cheap and fancy sex.  So buy the latter cheap, and save your money for good chocolate.  :lol:


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Re: Chocolate or Sex?
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2007, 01:43:43 AM »
Quote from: Soundwave on March 30, 2007, 07:45:16 PM
What's with women and chocolate anyway?

I'm not sure.  Every once in a while I'll get the insatiable craving for chocolate, but it's not a frequently-occurring problem. 

To answer the question, I'd have to know who the potential sex was with before I could decide between him/her and the chocolate. 
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Re: Chocolate or Sex?
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2007, 02:13:01 AM »
I don't care about sweets, but I don't care about sex much either.
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Re: Chocolate or Sex?
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2007, 02:13:41 AM »
Quote from: MobileDigit on March 31, 2007, 02:13:01 AM
I don't care about sweets, but I don't care about sex much either.

I feel like that sometimes.  Now is one of those times.   :lol:
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Re: Chocolate or Sex?
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2007, 02:15:36 AM »
I could go for some chocolate about now...
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Re: Chocolate or Sex?
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2007, 02:17:03 AM »
I chose sex, because it counteracts the fat joke part of the chocolate. 
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Re: Chocolate or Sex?
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2007, 03:13:26 AM »
I could go for some sex about now...
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Re: Chocolate or Sex?
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2007, 08:10:42 AM »
Quote from: Lindsey on March 31, 2007, 02:17:03 AM
I chose sex, because it counteracts the fat joke part of the chocolate. 

Yeah, but the sex would, theoretically burn off gained calories from the chocolate, so like Cyro said, mix the two.
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Re: Chocolate or Sex?
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2007, 02:07:35 PM »
Quote from: jckeyser on March 31, 2007, 08:10:42 AM
Quote from: Lindsey on March 31, 2007, 02:17:03 AM
I chose sex, because it counteracts the fat joke part of the chocolate. 

Yeah, but the sex would, theoretically burn off gained calories from the chocolate, so like Cyro said, mix the two.

Which is what I said in the quote that you quoted. 
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