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How much do you hate the Cock Blocking Squad in social environments?

Nothing boils my blood more
- 5 (71.4%)
A lot
- 1 (14.3%)
I AM THE CBS
- 1 (14.3%)
I love it.
- 0 (0%)

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« on: March 24, 2008, 04:01:00 AM »

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cock+block
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When a friend or person prevents one from hooking up with a potentional mate. Usually done on purpose by a friend or person that will go to extreem lengths to prevent one from hooking up or getting some. Can be done by accedent, but usually not likely. Also know as cock blockers or cock blocking, these indeviduals of interception usually have the hater mentallity of, "Fuck that guy/girl!!, If I can't get it, they can't eather!!, or the famous I'm just going to fuck this up for this person because I'm a HATER!!! Also known as purpratrating hating, ass deflecting or scary ass. These Interceptive, bypassing, mercenaries must be stopped!!!

"I was macking on a girl and my so called friend was butting in on the conversation, then pointing out my flaws, then trying to bring up my old relationships, then bug-a-booed the girl all around, then tried to tell her to call him in a different language(they both spoke the same second language), Then followed us around the whole night(even falling asleep by us then wakeing up at the first sign of movement, jumping between us, making me drop her off first and we were entering his(the cock blocker's) drive way, not allowing me or her to exchange phone numbers, this all acts of true COCK BLOCKING, COCK BLOCK, COCK BLOCKED, COCK BLOCKER." true-Mon, July,14,03

Theoretically, there is no such thing as a Cock block, because you should be good enough and confident enough to overcome all efforts to block, and this is typically the case, except when it is executed purposefully and expertly. 
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Re: CBS
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2008, 09:34:20 AM »

So, what does this have to do with the television network?
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« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2008, 01:56:51 PM »

CBS = Cock Block Squad
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« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2008, 01:59:23 PM »

I loathe CBs!!!!!!!!!

I have used this term metaphorically to cover any busybody type people who report on others. People who are so afraid that someone else will enjoy something in life that they don't.

They hate it if someone else leaves work early to take care of something personal - even if the manager thinks this is permissible. They report people for drug or alcohol use in the privacy of their own homes. They call the police on people walking on the beach after dark.

They always have some excuse to rationalize their behavior - They shouldn't do that! Because its the law! What about the children! If they get hurt then my taxes will have to pay for it!

This is the line of thinking that makes people want to ban gay marriage. As if two gay people being married is going to make my marriage with my wife less valid.

I consider all of these people to be cock-blockers. They should be shunned.
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« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2008, 02:00:56 PM »

Absolutely!  These people have a messed up depraved world view and only try to control others and keep them from having fun!  "If I'm not getting laid tonight, neither is my friend."  Totally whack.
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« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2008, 01:52:23 PM »

I'd be more selective who you class as a friend.

Also if someone I'm going to try and dick cares more about what my prickish "friend" says about me than how much they actually want to bone me, I'm probably not interested in spending time with them anymore than my "friend". I tired of pretending and hiding my flaws with people around the same time I realized I'd rather be home alone jerking off to porn than "out" and trying to bullshit people i consider idiotic into letting me penetrate them.

Anyone I could actually stand to be around usually has to be enough like me so that they wouldn't actually frequent any of the usual watering holes most idiots do, so my "game" is relegated to chance encounters and emotionally fragile cast offs from my more sociable friends.
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« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2008, 03:23:24 PM »

I tired of pretending and hiding my flaws with people around the same time I realized I'd rather be home alone jerking off to porn than "out" and trying to bullshit people i consider idiotic into letting me penetrate them.

Anyone I could actually stand to be around usually has to be enough like me so that they wouldn't actually frequent any of the usual watering holes most idiots do, so my "game" is relegated to chance encounters and emotionally fragile cast offs from my more sociable friends.
That sounds pretty tragic...
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