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If you had a time machine, how many generations / years must separate you from your meat?

0+ generations, eat your brother / sister
- 2 (9.5%)
1+ generations, eat your parents
- 0 (0%)
2+ generations, eat your grandparents
- 0 (0%)
3+ generations, eat your great-greandparents
- 0 (0%)
4+ generations, eat your X-times-great greandparents
- 1 (4.8%)
150+ generations, eat the illiterate man
- 1 (4.8%)
400+ generations, eat pre-agricultural man
- 1 (4.8%)
12,000+ years, domenstication of dog
- 0 (0%)
25,000+ years, Neanderthals die out
- 0 (0%)
50,000+ years, approx development of speech
- 2 (9.5%)
60,000+ years, Y-chromosomal Adam
- 0 (0%)
150K+ years, Mitochondrial Eve
- 0 (0%)
200K+, Archaic Homo sapiens
- 1 (4.8%)
1.5M+, control of fire
- 1 (4.8%)
2.5M+, appearance of the Homo genus, stone tools
- 0 (0%)
6M+, Chimps
- 6 (28.6%)
14M+, Orangutans
- 0 (0%)
25M+, Old-World Monkeys
- 1 (4.8%)
40M+, New-World Monkeys
- 0 (0%)
58M+, Tarsiers
- 0 (0%)
75M+, Rodents
- 0 (0%)
140M+, Marsupials
- 1 (4.8%)
340M+, Amphibians
- 1 (4.8%)
565M+, Sea squirts
- 1 (4.8%)
800M+, Sponges
- 1 (4.8%)
???, Fungus
- 0 (0%)
(that leaves only plants)
- 1 (4.8%)

Total Members Voted: 11


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Diogenes The Cynic

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Re: Can we eat our relatives?
« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2008, 01:43:07 PM »

The amount of research that went into this poll is very impressive.
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Alex Libman

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Re: Can we eat our relatives?
« Reply #16 on: October 28, 2008, 01:15:23 PM »

Yes, and like 6 other people voted.

(I voted twice.)

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Cowcidile

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Re: Can we eat our relatives?
« Reply #17 on: October 28, 2008, 03:33:12 PM »

I can't vote on this evolution is a lie. I came from a mushroom.
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Alex Libman

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Re: Can we eat our relatives?
« Reply #18 on: October 28, 2008, 04:11:27 PM »

Beats being created by some omnipotent jerk with low self-esteem...
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Alex Libman

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Re: Can we eat our relatives?
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2008, 04:11:26 PM »

No new votes...  :cry:
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AL the Inconspicuous

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Re: Can we eat our relatives?
« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2010, 03:35:47 AM »

Still no new votes...  :roll:
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Re: Can we eat our relatives?
« Reply #21 on: March 02, 2010, 09:22:12 AM »

I didn't see the options for "eat non-family" and "eat people who tried to raid your cabin and can't be let out without telling people where your cabin is".

Voted pre-agricultural man. I wonder how tasty humans were before they started eating cultivated vegetables.
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AL the Inconspicuous

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Re: Can we eat our relatives?
« Reply #22 on: March 02, 2010, 02:02:10 PM »

I don't think humans were ever very tasty - more like rat-monkey-pork than beef.

Talk about ending up on the wrong end of an extended family tree...
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