Can we eat our relatives?

0+ generations, eat your brother / sister

2 (9.5%)

1+ generations, eat your parents

0 (0%)

2+ generations, eat your grandparents

0 (0%)

3+ generations, eat your great-greandparents

0 (0%)

4+ generations, eat your X-times-great greandparents

1 (4.8%)

150+ generations, eat the illiterate man

1 (4.8%)

400+ generations, eat pre-agricultural man

1 (4.8%)

12,000+ years, domenstication of dog

0 (0%)

25,000+ years, Neanderthals die out

0 (0%)

50,000+ years, approx development of speech

2 (9.5%)

60,000+ years, Y-chromosomal Adam

0 (0%)

150K+ years, Mitochondrial Eve

0 (0%)

200K+, Archaic Homo sapiens

1 (4.8%)

1.5M+, control of fire

1 (4.8%)

2.5M+, appearance of the Homo genus, stone tools

0 (0%)

6M+, Chimps

6 (28.6%)

14M+, Orangutans

0 (0%)

25M+, Old-World Monkeys

1 (4.8%)

40M+, New-World Monkeys

0 (0%)

58M+, Tarsiers

0 (0%)

75M+, Rodents

0 (0%)

140M+, Marsupials

1 (4.8%)

340M+, Amphibians

1 (4.8%)

565M+, Sea squirts

1 (4.8%)

800M+, Sponges

1 (4.8%)

???, Fungus

0 (0%)

(that leaves only plants)

1 (4.8%)

Total Members Voted: 11

[Diogenes The Cynic]

The amount of research that went into this poll is very impressive.

[Alex Libman]

Yes, and like 6 other people voted.

(I voted twice.)

[Cowcidile]

I can't vote on this evolution is a lie. I came from a mushroom.

[Alex Libman]

Beats being created by some omnipotent jerk with low self-esteem...

[Alex Libman]

No new votes... 

[AL the Inconspicuous]

Still no new votes... 

[TimeLady Victorious]

I didn't see the options for "eat non-family" and "eat people who tried to raid your cabin and can't be let out without telling people where your cabin is".

Voted pre-agricultural man. I wonder how tasty humans were before they started eating cultivated vegetables.

[AL the Inconspicuous]

I don't think humans were ever very tasty - more like rat-monkey-pork than beef.

Talk about ending up on the wrong end of an extended family tree...