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Title: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: FTL_Ian on January 22, 2007, 02:27:20 PM
In response to Brasky's poll about cunnilingus (http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?topic=11218.0), here's a question for males.

I predict I'll be in the minority on this, but I find blowjobs to be overrated and boring.  *Yawn*

Sex=fun , BJs=lame.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: ladyattis on January 22, 2007, 02:30:22 PM
I don't like being messed with down there, so duh on the voting no option. :lol:

-- Bridget
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: mrapplecastle on January 22, 2007, 02:30:42 PM
sex>blowjobs>handjobs>self inflicted handjob
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Lindsey on January 22, 2007, 02:35:22 PM
I like giving them, but obviously I can't vote. 
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Lindsey on January 22, 2007, 02:37:24 PM
I prefer 69. I like them, but I prefer to know I'm doing something.

Wouldn't you get distracted?  I'd think I'd be all focused on what I was doing, but then I'd get distracted by the things that were being done to me.  I don't know.   :lol:
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Soundwave on January 22, 2007, 02:46:21 PM
I prefer 69. I like them, but I prefer to know I'm doing something.

Wouldn't you get distracted?  I'd think I'd be all focused on what I was doing, but then I'd get distracted by the things that were being done to me.  I don't know.   :lol:

Agreed. I never liked 69; it's too hard to give and receive at the same time.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: bonerjoe on January 22, 2007, 02:49:15 PM
I don't like being messed with down there

You're just fucked up.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: ladyattis on January 22, 2007, 02:50:00 PM
I don't like being messed with down there

You're just fucked up.

I just don't fuck.

-- Bridget
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: bonerjoe on January 22, 2007, 02:50:34 PM
I just don't fuck.

Whatabout the mindfuck?
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: ladyattis on January 22, 2007, 02:50:56 PM
I just don't fuck.

Whatabout the mindfuck?

With or without furry spooge?

-- Bridget
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: bonerjoe on January 22, 2007, 02:51:45 PM
With or without furry spooge?

Trying to picture that in my mind makes it asplode.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Lindsey on January 22, 2007, 02:55:17 PM
I prefer 69. I like them, but I prefer to know I'm doing something.

Wouldn't you get distracted?  I'd think I'd be all focused on what I was doing, but then I'd get distracted by the things that were being done to me.  I don't know.   :lol:

I suppose it depends, if it's a really fantastic blowjob I suppose I would be, but I can't say I've ever had the pleasure on that scale.

You poor man.   :(
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: ladyattis on January 22, 2007, 03:00:01 PM
With or without furry spooge?

Trying to picture that in my mind makes it asplode.

That's the point. Thanks for playing.

-- Bridget
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Lindsey on January 22, 2007, 03:01:43 PM
Furry...spooge?   :x
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: ladyattis on January 22, 2007, 03:02:18 PM
Furry...spooge?   :x

Google it, but beware.

-- Bridget
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Lindsey on January 22, 2007, 03:03:09 PM
Furry...spooge?   :x

Google it, but beware.

-- Bridget

No.  I'm too scared. 
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: ladyattis on January 22, 2007, 03:03:54 PM
Furry...spooge?   :x

Google it, but beware.

-- Bridget

No.  I'm too scared. 

<yoda>Good...Good...</yoda>
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: bonerjoe on January 22, 2007, 03:09:25 PM
Furry...spooge? :x

Google it, but beware.

-- Bridget

TMI.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: ladyattis on January 22, 2007, 03:10:52 PM
Furry...spooge? :x

Google it, but beware.

-- Bridget

TMI.

HAHA, I finally grossed out bonerjoe! This is a historical first. Like the invention of the wheel!

-- Bridget
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: bonerjoe on January 22, 2007, 03:11:42 PM
Does this mean we make happy fun time now?
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: ladyattis on January 22, 2007, 03:12:21 PM
Does this mean we make happy fun time now?

No.

-- Bridget
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: bonerjoe on January 22, 2007, 03:14:50 PM
Does this mean we make happy fun time now?

No.

-- Bridget

(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/3375/cry2jc.png)
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Lindsey on January 22, 2007, 03:25:18 PM
I'll bring it to you if you like.

Bring WHAT?!
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: sillyperson on January 22, 2007, 03:43:58 PM
I find blowjobs to be overrated and boring.  *Yawn*
It all depends on the technique of the partner.
It's boring as hell if it's just in-n-out, pretending the oral cavity were the vaginal one.
It's totally awesome if the partner takes full advantage of all that's available: articulation, (ie with tongue), a little slapping around, nibbling, play with fingers/hands/face/neck.

And yes, 69 is annoying, it's impossible to focus on giving and getting unless you can play the saxophone and piano in unison...
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: One two three on January 22, 2007, 03:57:23 PM
Good BJs are the best.  Way better than sex.  Even bad jobs are great as long as you are making out with someone else while it is happening or are fucked up.  Also, there are fun ways for a guy to interact with a girl while she is giving you a BJ.  Oh, and if you are tired, a BJ is a sure winner.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Lindsey on January 22, 2007, 04:01:24 PM
And yes, 69 is annoying, it's impossible to focus on giving and getting unless you can play the saxophone and piano in unison...

I'm going that right now, as I'm typing... and playing the harmonica.

Lies. 
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: mikehz on January 22, 2007, 07:00:58 PM
I agree with Ian. I've never been a fan. It just does nothing for me.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: mbd on January 22, 2007, 08:27:13 PM
Depends on who's doing the job. 69 is awesome, it's like a free-wheeling escalating competition.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: bonerjoe on January 22, 2007, 08:29:32 PM
I don't have enough data to draw a conclusion.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Taors on January 22, 2007, 08:30:09 PM
I'm still waiting for my first.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: mikehz on January 22, 2007, 10:39:22 PM
I'm still waiting for my first.

Don't expect much.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on January 22, 2007, 10:43:53 PM
69 all the way I like to stay busy. Besides, I love giving head. Bad head can be horrible... like I say "it's all about communication".
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: FTL_Ian on January 22, 2007, 10:47:58 PM
I'm still waiting for my first.

Don't expect much.

Yeah.  I think most people are brainwashed by porno on this.  It's really lame and lots of work for your lady.

I've never done a threesome, but I think porno makes people think they would be cool.  Seems like a big hassle to me.  Color me uninterested.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Soundwave on January 22, 2007, 10:56:14 PM
I'm still waiting for my first.

Don't expect much.

Yeah.  I think most people are brainwashed by porno on this.  It's really lame and lots of work for your lady.

I've never done a threesome, but I think porno makes people think they would be cool.  Seems like a big hassle to me.  Color me uninterested.

The amount of work depends on the dude.  The people I've talked to regarding threesomes have said just that - overrated, and hard to coordinate. Plus, who wants to deal with two ladies? Bitches hate each other.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on January 22, 2007, 10:59:22 PM
Threesomes are overrated. I'm picky, I will have threesomes with a guy and a girl... but not two other guys, and not two girls. I think I could actually carry on a three person "monogamous?" relationship with the right people. You do have to stop a lot on BJs unless you want his/or her jaw to be sore the next morning. The times between are good kissing makeout breaks.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Bill Brasky on January 22, 2007, 11:00:08 PM
Its a good place to start.  I dont like being finished off, so if the blowjob is the entire encounter, I'd take it... But I'd rather get naked and sweaty.

It's almost like eating pussy in my mind.  I don't see me saying "hey baby, lets go upstairs and I'll tongue you off."  I've done that, but its rare.  My finely tuned pussy radar can detect females getting out of a shower.  

...So, why would head be any different?  Its foreplay.  Although, dont get me wrong.  I'm not a friggin idiot, if thats whats on the menu, I'm there.  


Oh, and 69 rules.  If you cant walk and chew gum, not my problem.  
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on January 22, 2007, 11:02:18 PM
If I could only pick giving or recieving I would prefer to give rather than recieve.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Soundwave on January 22, 2007, 11:06:04 PM
Its a good place to start.  I dont like being finished off, so if the blowjob is the entire encounter, I'd take it... But I'd rather get naked and sweaty.

It's almost like eating pussy in my mind.  I don't see me saying "hey baby, lets go upstairs and I'll tongue you off."  I've done that, but its rare.  My finely tuned pussy radar can detect females getting out of a shower. 

...So, why would head be any different?  Its foreplay.  Although, dont get me wrong.  I'm not a friggin idiot, if thats whats on the menu, I'm there. 


Oh, and 69 rules.  If you cant walk and chew gum, not my problem. 


Now that I know we are talking about oral sex as foreplay, with no orgasm, I change my answer - sort of. I still don't like 69, because the positions were never comfortable for me, but it is not difficult to concentrate if no orgasms are involved.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Bill Brasky on January 22, 2007, 11:42:36 PM

Now that I know we are talking about oral sex as foreplay, with no orgasm, I change my answer - sort of. I still don't like 69, because the positions were never comfortable for me, but it is not difficult to concentrate if no orgasms are involved.

Well, thats how I look at it. 

IMO, its kind of an anti-climatic climax...  Best way I can describe it as it applies to me.  I really dont understand why a guy would see it as the entire session. 

Naturally, there are exceptions to every rule.  Its a nice little gift on a quiet day, before the trip to run some errands, that kind of vibe. 


Get your shoes on babe, ready to go yet?

Yeah, hon.  C'mere a minute before we go, I want to show you something...
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Zhwazi on January 23, 2007, 12:51:51 AM
I don't have any (not zero, but like, very very little) spoogy furry material, but I've got other stuff, and I have the sites where I can find plenty of it bookmarked. I personally don't think it's that gross. Guro is gross. Yiff (furry spooge) is just a kind of free porn you can find in DA's anthro section. It's anthropomorphized animals, half human, half not, and they're fucking each other. Seriously, it's not that bad.


As for BJs, never had one, sorry to say. Any volunteers? :D
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Taors on January 23, 2007, 12:54:03 AM
Any volunteers? :D

Joe's up for it.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Zhwazi on January 23, 2007, 01:01:09 AM
That's not what I meant.

Lindsey lives in Southwest Florida right?

Fort Myers by any chance?
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Taors on January 23, 2007, 01:03:36 AM
Somewhere around there. You guys could go on a date or something. Hell, you're the same age, both libertarians, and both sexy beasts. That's like...magic or something.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: jckeyser on January 23, 2007, 07:42:14 AM
I prefer 69. I like them, but I prefer to know I'm doing something.

Wouldn't you get distracted?  I'd think I'd be all focused on what I was doing, but then I'd get distracted by the things that were being done to me.  I don't know.   :lol:

If you're tossed, it is easy to get distracted, however, sober, its the way to go.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Lindsey on January 23, 2007, 09:33:33 AM
I prefer 69. I like them, but I prefer to know I'm doing something.

Wouldn't you get distracted?  I'd think I'd be all focused on what I was doing, but then I'd get distracted by the things that were being done to me.  I don't know.   :lol:

If you're tossed, it is easy to get distracted, however, sober, its the way to go.

Whoa wait!  This coming from the guy that wanted me to slip the booze in my coffee?!   :lol:
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: jckeyser on January 23, 2007, 09:41:11 AM
I prefer 69. I like them, but I prefer to know I'm doing something.

Wouldn't you get distracted?  I'd think I'd be all focused on what I was doing, but then I'd get distracted by the things that were being done to me.  I don't know.   :lol:

If you're tossed, it is easy to get distracted, however, sober, its the way to go.

Whoa wait!  This coming from the guy that wanted me to slip the booze in my coffee?!   :lol:

Well, I never said the distraction was bad.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on January 23, 2007, 07:07:46 PM
I'll be giving blowjobs tonight at 8... bring proof that you've been tested for STDs... start the line at the front of the dumpster.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on January 23, 2007, 07:13:05 PM
You have to pass... at least an 80 or better. :P


I'm the guy that gets tested every three months even when I'm not active. I used to volunteer at a testing center... you do the math. :P
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: bonerjoe on January 23, 2007, 07:23:18 PM
I'll be giving blowjobs tonight at 8... bring proof that you've been tested for STDs... start the line at the front of the dumpster.

What if you've never had the chance to catch an STD?[What if you've never had the chance to catch an STD?
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on January 23, 2007, 07:25:05 PM
Sorry, still have to get tested. I don't buy the "I swear I'm a virgin" or "all of my partners have been clean" lines.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: bonerjoe on January 23, 2007, 07:25:47 PM
Trust man, trust.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on January 23, 2007, 07:26:42 PM
If I trusted everyone, would I be a Libertarian?
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: bonerjoe on January 23, 2007, 07:27:24 PM
I don't know, ARE you a Libertarian? Or a libertarian?
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on January 23, 2007, 07:29:05 PM
Ugh. Not this again. Get tested and we'll talk. :P
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: voodoo on January 23, 2007, 07:29:22 PM
or a librarian.  That's much more satisfying.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: bonerjoe on January 23, 2007, 07:30:53 PM
What if I get tested, and then run over to the local Bear club and get ass and face fucked until I bleed, then I visit you?

Testing proves nothing. You still have to trust someone.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on January 23, 2007, 07:32:58 PM
Okay fine. I don't trust you. I trust you even less now that you've brought bears into the picture.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: bonerjoe on January 23, 2007, 08:01:36 PM
Ok, Mr. Beard.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on January 23, 2007, 08:04:35 PM
I shaved it off. I'm not a bear... I choose not to associate with gay cliques.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: bonerjoe on January 23, 2007, 08:05:29 PM
I was just using it as an example. I have never been anywhere near a gay bar.

You'd be surprised at what you can find out on the interweb and never leave your house for.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on January 23, 2007, 08:10:46 PM
I went to our local gay bar 1-2 times a week for nearly a year, when I stopped looking for random hookups there wasn't any reason for me to keep going.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: bonerjoe on January 23, 2007, 08:14:07 PM
I think that's like playing Russian Roulette with your body. But I don't have any fun either. Tsk.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: mbd on January 23, 2007, 08:14:59 PM
or a librarian.  That's much more satisfying.

I think the libraritarians are some kind of wierd cult that worships rubber stamps.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: aquabanianskakid on January 23, 2007, 08:18:32 PM
I had just gotten out of my first "openly" gay relationship. My life was shitty and I had decided to take the fast lane. Now I have improved my life, so I have no reason to be a whore.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: bonerjoe on January 23, 2007, 08:23:48 PM
Not that there's anything wrong with that.   :P
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Taors on January 23, 2007, 10:11:41 PM
I had just gotten out of my first "openly" gay relationship. My life was shitty and I had decided to take the fast lane. Now I have improved my life, so I have no reason to be a whore.

FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: charlieo on January 24, 2007, 02:38:36 AM
I had just gotten out of my first "openly" gay relationship. My life was shitty and I had decided to take the fast lane. Now I have improved my life, so I have no reason to be a whore.

FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah, I thought this topic was lacking an insightful comment.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: sillyperson on January 24, 2007, 03:11:26 PM
I've never done a threesome, but I think porno makes people think they would be cool.  Seems like a big hassle to me.  Color me uninterested.
They are overrated... 90% of the time.
The mechanics of 3 bodies just makes it hard, for one thing, but the level of communication (verbal and nonverbal) between 2 people is hard enough; with 3 people it's REALLY hard, especially since it's almost always 2 people who have sex a lot and 1 person who is "new to the group", as it were.

On the other hand... when you can actually get 2 other people who have great chemistry with each other and with you... you may find yourself not wanting to stop until you all pass out from exhaustion. It's worth all the hassle. Really.

And no, I haven't since I've been married, nor do I intend to. Like taking large quantities of LSD and mushrooms at the same time, this counts among the wonderful experiences I had... when I was rather younger than I am now.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: One two three on January 25, 2007, 12:47:51 AM
I've never done a threesome, but I think porno makes people think they would be cool.  Seems like a big hassle to me.  Color me uninterested.
They are overrated... 90% of the time.

No.  I've always had good experinces.  The key is finding easy going young girls and just try to please yourself.  Also, drinking or drugs are a plus.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Lindsey on January 25, 2007, 12:55:17 AM
I've never done a threesome, but I think porno makes people think they would be cool.  Seems like a big hassle to me.  Color me uninterested.
They are overrated... 90% of the time.

No.  I've always had good experinces.  The key is finding easy going young girls and just try to please yourself.  Also, drinking or drugs are a plus.

As far as drugs go, what do you recommend? 
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Taors on January 25, 2007, 01:01:31 AM
I've never done a threesome, but I think porno makes people think they would be cool.  Seems like a big hassle to me.  Color me uninterested.
They are overrated... 90% of the time.

No.  I've always had good experinces.  The key is finding easy going young girls and just try to please yourself.  Also, drinking or drugs are a plus.

As far as drugs go, what do you recommend? 

Pot.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Lindsey on January 25, 2007, 01:27:12 AM
I've never done a threesome, but I think porno makes people think they would be cool.  Seems like a big hassle to me.  Color me uninterested.
They are overrated... 90% of the time.

No.  I've always had good experinces.  The key is finding easy going young girls and just try to please yourself.  Also, drinking or drugs are a plus.

As far as drugs go, what do you recommend? 

Pot.

I wasn't asking you.  Plus, pot is not the drug for me.  It puts me to sleep. 
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Taors on January 25, 2007, 01:34:02 AM
I've never done a threesome, but I think porno makes people think they would be cool.  Seems like a big hassle to me.  Color me uninterested.
They are overrated... 90% of the time.

No.  I've always had good experinces.  The key is finding easy going young girls and just try to please yourself.  Also, drinking or drugs are a plus.

As far as drugs go, what do you recommend? 

Pot.

I wasn't asking you.  Plus, pot is not the drug for me.  It puts me to sleep. 

Aren't I allowed input? And you should probably not smoke if you're tired.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Bill Brasky on January 25, 2007, 02:07:25 AM
There really arent many choices besides pot.  My other choice is a felony and it's expensive so I dont go there. 
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Taors on January 25, 2007, 02:13:59 AM
Me and my friend are getting 4 blunts for $30 real soon.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: sillyperson on January 25, 2007, 03:52:49 AM
Pot and sex mix great, IMO.
If it puts you to sleep, you are probably taking stuff that's old -- the THC has been oxidized (by the Oxygen in the air) into other chemicals.
Get something bright green with white crystals.

If that fails, maybe try X, but you owe it to yourself to get some fresh pot.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: EclecticBuddha on January 25, 2007, 03:54:54 AM
I say no for the sheer fact that im not hardcore into them.  Theyre great every now and again but im not rolling around like Danny Bonaduce trying to get one.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: money dollars on January 26, 2007, 11:31:28 PM
Me and my friend are getting 4 blunts for $30 real soon.
Me and my dog are having one right now.

(http://moneydollars.com/images/blunt.jpg)


(http://moneydollars.com/images/snoop.jpg)
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: bonerjoe on January 26, 2007, 11:34:07 PM
Not much else to do during winter, I suppose.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Lindsey on January 26, 2007, 11:34:38 PM
Aww, look at the puppy.   :D
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: mrapplecastle on January 26, 2007, 11:34:48 PM
thats one lucky bastard right there
(http://moneydollars.com/images/snoop.jpg)
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Taors on January 27, 2007, 07:40:38 AM
God damn that blunt is fantastic.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Rillion on January 27, 2007, 08:16:08 AM
Blowjobs are fun in the way that buying somebody an expensive present that they really enjoy is fun-- all of the pleasure is in their satisfaction.  If they're not into it, it's not fun.  But if they are, then it's a skill to be proud of.   

Can't speak for threesomes generally (who could, come to think of it), but the ones I've had have been great.  Still very good friends with all parties involved. 
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: mrapplecastle on January 27, 2007, 12:00:37 PM
money dollars...are you going to porcfest?
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Taors on January 27, 2007, 12:06:20 PM
I sure hope so.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Bill Brasky on January 27, 2007, 11:23:26 PM
This is the blowjob thread. 
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: mrapplecastle on January 27, 2007, 11:37:26 PM
Right now I'd take that killa over a blowjob.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Bill Brasky on January 27, 2007, 11:42:11 PM
Hell yeah.  Pull that fucker apart, its worth a week of sloppy head. 
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Bill Brasky on January 28, 2007, 12:12:30 AM
She looks like she could suck a pear out of a vodka bottle.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: mbd on January 28, 2007, 02:06:53 AM
Dweezil or Moon Unit?
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Lindsey on January 28, 2007, 02:11:02 AM
If my name was Moon Unit, I would be such a dirty whore. 

Actually...all these sex threads make me want to be a dirty whore. 
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: mbd on January 28, 2007, 02:43:11 AM
I have $300 bucks in cash that's all yours if you wanna do that here.
Title: Re: Blowjobs, yes or no?
Post by: Bill Brasky on January 28, 2007, 03:32:42 AM
If my name was Moon Unit, I would be such a dirty whore. 

Actually...all these sex threads make me want to be a dirty whore. 

Nothing wrong with that.

Except for one minor observation...  You arent doing what you want. 
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Post by: Lindsey on January 28, 2007, 02:27:54 PM
If my name was Moon Unit, I would be such a dirty whore. 

Actually...all these sex threads make me want to be a dirty whore. 

His other daughter's name is Diva Muffin.

Even better.  Thank you for adding to my repertoire of mostly impertinent musical knowledge.   :D
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Post by: Taors on January 28, 2007, 07:00:19 PM
I'm going to name my first daughter Spooner Madison Diva Muffin.
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on January 28, 2007, 10:34:22 PM
Hmmm Diva Muffin.... has a nice ring to it.
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Post by: jimmed on May 15, 2008, 11:49:33 PM
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Post by: Lindsey on May 15, 2008, 11:58:50 PM
Hawt. 
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Post by: rabidfurby on May 16, 2008, 12:02:39 AM
I'll take two, to go please.
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Post by: hellbilly on May 17, 2008, 07:25:51 PM
I had one this morning and it was awesome. Swallowing and all..

..I'm ready for another!
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Post by: Montana Rob on May 17, 2008, 07:33:54 PM
All it takes is love to bond with another person. Otherwise it is only sex. My wife and i enjoy a great sex life full of respect and love. that is what it is all about.
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Post by: MacFall on May 17, 2008, 09:28:40 PM
I can't give an informed opinion
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Post by: Montana Rob on May 17, 2008, 10:11:23 PM
alot of people reduce sex to the lowest point possible. Sex between two people who truly love one another is better than air....
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Post by: MacFall on May 17, 2008, 10:25:03 PM
alot of people reduce sex to the lowest point possible. Sex between two people who truly love one another is better than air....

I dunno about that. You die pretty quickly without air, whereas I have lived my 24 years without sex. Or romantic love at all, for that matter. I think physical relationships in general must be overrated.
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Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on May 17, 2008, 10:30:52 PM
I had one this morning and it was awesome. Swallowing and all..

..I'm ready for another!

How much did he cost?
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Post by: Montana Rob on May 17, 2008, 10:31:47 PM
I am sorry, 24 years is along time. Find someone who loves you and GROW that. it does not come overnight. It takes time to get to know a person well enough to make them come in 30 sec.  my wife knows me well and i can make her toes curl in no time. It is love
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Post by: MacFall on May 17, 2008, 10:42:58 PM
Too much trouble. I'm happy without a romantic partner, and I'd have to change myself way too much to get one. Not worth it.
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Post by: Montana Rob on May 17, 2008, 10:45:43 PM
what you call trouble is what other people call life.... relax man and enjoy.... life is good...
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Post by: MacFall on May 17, 2008, 10:56:08 PM
My point is that I already enjoy life without wasting a single, tiny scrap of my time and energy on trying to convince women that I'm worth a tiny scrap their own time and energy, which, as the facts show, I am not.
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Post by: Montana Rob on May 17, 2008, 11:11:19 PM
Life without love is is akin to A brain with out thought...all joy in life is experienced thru emotion...to forgo the highs of an truly emotional life for the mundane existence of a unattached experience is not in my opinion a life worth living. Emotional connection is what gives life its meaning and value in many aspects and allows us our growth as well as our undrstanding of the beauty and purpose of existence in harmony with all other life on the planet as well as elsewhere I'm sure.
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Post by: Taors on May 17, 2008, 11:44:13 PM
My point is that I already enjoy life without wasting a single, tiny scrap of my time and energy on trying to convince women that I'm worth a tiny scrap their own time and energy, which, as the facts show, I am not.

That's how you get 'em, dude. Just keep doing what you're doing.
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Post by: MacFall on May 17, 2008, 11:50:59 PM
My point is that I already enjoy life without wasting a single, tiny scrap of my time and energy on trying to convince women that I'm worth a tiny scrap their own time and energy, which, as the facts show, I am not.

That's how you get 'em, dude. Just keep doing what you're doing.

That's what I plan on. I may get lucky some day, but in the meantime, what's the point getting all emotional about it? Emotions drive out reason, and are a waste of energy besides.
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Post by: Montana Rob on May 17, 2008, 11:51:25 PM
You know bob you are a true dumb ass. NO that is not how you "get them" It is how you live in this world and relate to another person. Loving another person is such a cool thing i feel sorry for you that you will never feel it.
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Post by: MacFall on May 17, 2008, 11:52:35 PM
Emotional connection is what gives life its meaning and value in many aspects and allows us our growth as well as our undrstanding of the beauty and purpose of existence in harmony with all other life on the planet as well as elsewhere I'm sure.

Emotion is irrational and destructive.
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Post by: rabidfurby on May 18, 2008, 12:40:18 AM
Emotional connection is what gives life its meaning and value in many aspects and allows us our growth as well as our undrstanding of the beauty and purpose of existence in harmony with all other life on the planet as well as elsewhere I'm sure.

Emotion is irrational and destructive.

Welcome back, MobileDigit.
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Post by: jimmed on May 18, 2008, 12:48:17 AM
Emotional connection is what gives life its meaning and value in many aspects and allows us our growth as well as our undrstanding of the beauty and purpose of existence in harmony with all other life on the planet as well as elsewhere I'm sure.

Emotion is irrational and destructive.

Welcome back, MobileDigit.

The Xianized version!
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Post by: Lindsey on May 18, 2008, 12:57:59 AM
Emotional connection is what gives life its meaning and value in many aspects and allows us our growth as well as our undrstanding of the beauty and purpose of existence in harmony with all other life on the planet as well as elsewhere I'm sure.

Emotion is irrational and destructive.

Welcome back, MobileDigit.

The Xianized version!

This, and yikes. 
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Post by: MacFall on May 18, 2008, 01:50:50 AM
What?
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Post by: hellbilly on May 18, 2008, 02:54:55 AM
I had one this morning and it was awesome. Swallowing and all..

..I'm ready for another!

How much did he cost?

O no you di'n !
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Post by: mikehz on May 20, 2008, 10:23:52 PM
On my recent camping trip, I had to go without sex for two weeks. That's not something I wish on anyone, and certainly not something I'm going to repeat anytime soon.
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Post by: Taors on May 20, 2008, 10:25:59 PM
On my recent camping trip, I had to go without sex for two weeks. That's not something I wish on anyone, and certainly not something I'm going to repeat anytime soon.

Are you trying to tell us that you couldn't find one deer out there?
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Post by: mikehz on May 21, 2008, 09:52:39 AM
On my recent camping trip, I had to go without sex for two weeks. That's not something I wish on anyone, and certainly not something I'm going to repeat anytime soon.

abstinanace  is healthy


I've read that frequent sex is good for prostate health. I showed the article to my wife.

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!  :lol:
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Post by: freeAgent on May 23, 2008, 08:25:25 AM
On my recent camping trip, I had to go without sex for two weeks. That's not something I wish on anyone, and certainly not something I'm going to repeat anytime soon.

abstinanace  is healthy


I've read that frequent sex is good for prostate health. I showed the article to my wife.

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!  :lol:

Sex has been shown to be good for just about everything related to aging.  It even prevents wrinkles (I'm serious)!
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Post by: DogOn on May 23, 2008, 08:40:52 AM
Emotional connection is what gives life its meaning and value in many aspects and allows us our growth as well as our undrstanding of the beauty and purpose of existence in harmony with all other life on the planet as well as elsewhere I'm sure.

Emotion is irrational and destructive.

Try again.

Emotion is the only source of drive we humans have, and the only thing that makes us get up in the morning instead of just lie and feel no urge to do anything.

While this may seem as stretching the definition somewhat, there is no difference between the complex dopamine/serotonin reactions that allow us to do anything, from lifting a glass to writing a book, and the chemical reactions that allow us to laugh, or feel like crying.

You may want to quantify emotion as love and hate or whatever romanticist connotations you wanna have on the human experience, but emotion is merely the form of drive evolution has yielded us, now some is alot more complex and working on a much more complex level, but its all same of the same thing.

Such a blatant catch all statement as "emotion is irrational and destructive" smacks of bull headed ignorance.

Even by the slim definition i believe you're implying, i.e. feeling happy, sad or angry, even then emotion is what drives the best of the human experience. Without anger at mistreatment of humans would John Brown have taken his stand against slavery? Without feeling guilty or sad at human suffering, would billions have been donated to all the charities over the year? Without the compelling drive to succeed, would we be living in the most peaceful and economically prosperous time in human history? I could go on but you get the point.

Yes if you feel an emotion, it doesn't necessarily mean anything, and you shouldn't go out and cave someones head in just cause you feel angry, but in a balanced, rational mind, emotion is what gives us our humanity. Apathy in the face of injustice is no rational thing.

In other words it might sound cool and stoic to reject all emotion, but you're really just being a douche.
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Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on May 23, 2008, 09:22:43 AM
It even prevents wrinkles (I'm serious)!

A guy I know wife has him cum on her face and hair because she says it keeps wrinkles away and that its the best conditioner for her hair she knows.
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Post by: freeAgent on May 24, 2008, 11:54:31 AM
It even prevents wrinkles (I'm serious)!

A guy I know wife has him cum on her face and hair because she says it keeps wrinkles away and that its the best conditioner for her hair she knows.

I hope she washes that shit off...
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Post by: MacFall on May 24, 2008, 09:56:50 PM
Such a blatant catch all statement as "emotion is irrational and destructive" smacks of bull headed ignorance.
I have never acted nor seen another act on their emotions without ending up in a bad way. Reason and conviction are what motivate my action, and if emotion mingles with that at the edges, it's not very much or for very long.

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Yes if you feel an emotion, it doesn't necessarily mean anything, and you shouldn't go out and cave someones head in just cause you feel angry, but in a balanced, rational mind, emotion is what gives us our humanity. Apathy in the face of injustice is no rational thing.

A "balanced, rational mind" is naturally a mind that is rational. Which is not emotional.

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In other words it might sound cool and stoic to reject all emotion, but you're really just being a douche.

It makes me a more efficient actor, and marginalizes action which does harm to myself or others. If that's being a douche, you can pick one of me up at your local AdultMart.

Academic purism aside, you can tell the difference between a thought and an emotion whenever you experience them. They are different. You don't feel a thought; you do feel an emotion. I prefer to focus on my thought and resist being influenced by my feelings. It leads to me not doing things like calling another person a "douche" because I object to their self-discipline.
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Post by: MacFall on May 24, 2008, 10:04:08 PM
What?
Seriously, what did I miss
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Post by: Zhwazi on May 24, 2008, 10:22:08 PM
What?
Seriously, what did I miss
The last guy that came through here talking like you did eventually went batshit, started calling himself the Technological Singularity, asking everybody else to believe him, then burned his parents house down and hasn't been back here since. His username is MobileDigit.

http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?topic=19765.0

http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?topic=19872.0

I know what you think about feelings, but I think you've got a false dichotomy. When you see people "acting on their feelings", what you're actually seeing is action taken without thinking. Action has to have a cause, and it's going to be either thoughts or feelings. If you're not feeling or thinking, you're not gonna do anything. But you really can't think without feeling either. You'd become like a computer. You'd think, but as soon as you finish thinking about something and start thinking about what to think about next, you're calling upon your wants, a kind of feeling you're so used to feeling that it doesn't feel like feeling. So while your idea is useful to the degree it keeps you always thinking, it's incorrect if it leads you to do things like we saw MobileDigit doing, like denying the validity of intuition as a "feeling" rather than the unconscious thought that it really was. Just make sure you never stop thinking and you should be fine, though.
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Post by: MacFall on May 24, 2008, 10:27:24 PM
Well, that was apparently his problem. He stopped thinking.  :P

I'd like to point out that I never said I don't experience or acknowledge feelings. I just distrust them. But I'll also add that since I became a "stoic" (though I never use that term to describe myself, I guess it's correct), I have almost never become depressed or anxious. It helps me to focus on solutions rather than problems when I face them, and to not worry it if there's nothing I can do.

EDIT: I just read those posts you linked me to and holy crap, that guy turned into Gene Ray.  :shock:
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Post by: Lindsey on May 24, 2008, 10:35:36 PM
Well, that was apparently his problem. He stopped thinking.  :P

I'd like to point out that I never said I don't experience or acknowledge feelings. I just distrust them. But I'll also add that since I became a "stoic" (though I never use that term to describe myself, I guess it's correct), I have almost never become depressed or anxious. It helps me to focus on solutions rather than problems when I face them, and to not worry it if there's nothing I can do.

EDIT: I just read those posts you linked me to and holy crap, that guy turned into Gene Ray.  :shock:

I don't know if Gene Ray ever set his parents' house on fire with them and his sister sleeping inside.   :shock:
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Post by: Zhwazi on May 24, 2008, 10:39:52 PM
I'd like to point out that I never said I don't experience or acknowledge feelings. I just distrust them. But I'll also add that since I became a "stoic" (though I never use that term to describe myself, I guess it's correct), I have almost never become depressed or anxious. It helps me to focus on solutions rather than problems when I face them, and to not worry it if there's nothing I can do.
Well you can trust them as long as you trust your understanding of them. Emotions have causes just like everything else in the universe, they're just one more source of information, if not a terribly specific source like vision or hearing.

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EDIT: I just read those posts you linked me to and holy crap, that guy turned into Gene Ray.  :shock:
I know, right? That's probably why he hasn't come back yet, made a huge ass of himself.
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Post by: BonerJoe on May 24, 2008, 10:46:08 PM
I don't know if Gene Ray ever set his parents' house on fire with them and his sister sleeping inside.   :shock:

That's because GR just plays crazy.
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Post by: MacFall on May 24, 2008, 10:47:10 PM
I don't know if Gene Ray ever set his parents' house on fire with them and his sister sleeping inside.   :shock:

That's because GR just plays crazy.

I wonder about that. He's been doing it too long and too consistently.
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Post by: hellbilly on May 25, 2008, 11:33:40 PM
It even prevents wrinkles (I'm serious)!

A guy I know wife has him cum on her face and hair because she says it keeps wrinkles away and that its the best conditioner for her hair she knows.


Why are facials such a turn on? At times, I'm nearly obsessed with giving them.
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Post by: Lindsey on May 25, 2008, 11:46:12 PM
It even prevents wrinkles (I'm serious)!

A guy I know wife has him cum on her face and hair because she says it keeps wrinkles away and that its the best conditioner for her hair she knows.


Why are facials such a turn on? At times, I'm nearly obsessed with giving them.

That's one of those things I was never entirely hip to.  It doesn't really excite me, but I also don't find it degrading to women and bitch about people who do like it.  I'm neutral. 
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Post by: hellbilly on May 25, 2008, 11:54:05 PM
Yep. I've heard a lot about how "degrading" it is.. and I guess it is degrading if you let it (or want it to) be!

Some girls I've been with asked or it, some refused it... at first. Once they did it though, they found it to be a turn on as well. One girl didn't like the idea of it until it happened accidentally- I pulled out and it shot to her her forehead :) we had a good laugh..
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Post by: BonerJoe on August 12, 2008, 07:32:52 PM
I don't like being messed with down there, so duh on the voting no option. :lol:

Queer!