Bikers suck!

1 wheel

5 (15.2%)

2 wheels

7 (21.2%)

3 wheels

2 (6.1%)

4 wheels

7 (21.2%)

5 wheels

1 (3%)

6 wheels

1 (3%)

8 wheels

0 (0%)

10 wheels

1 (3%)

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0 (0%)

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0 (0%)

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18 wheels

1 (3%)

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22 wheels

1 (3%)

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7 (21.2%)

Total Members Voted: 19

[Alex Libman]

Man, I just discovered the coolest thing ever - picking on bikers online!

Seriously, motorcycles are for teenagers who can't afford anything else and latent homosexuals going through midlife crisis.  Everyone who had a bike is either a wanna-be or likes wearing the same pair of underwear for a week (or both).

Nothing wrong with trucks, of course, but given modern gas prices it's not a good business to be in.  Four wheels FTW!

[Tumble Weed]

*Rolls through Thread*

[Alex Libman]

*Rolls through Thread*

Watch out for bikers, they tend to lose their balance and leave a 200-ft trail of blood down the freeway... 

[freeAgent]

I really wouldn't mind a sport bike, but that would be in addition to my car.  I would never want a bike without having a car unless I couldn't afford a car for some reason and it was the only option.  Seriously, who wouldn't want one of these:



*drool*

[Balden]

*drool*

[DontTreadOnMike]

>Alex Libman

[Alex Libman]

Motorcycles are inferior to both cars as practical transportation and pedal-powered bikes as rugged exercise for weekend warriors.  A trick like this on a pedal bike would be far less stupid, and yet more impressive at the same time.

[akaPoorRichard]

Check out the FX show Sons of Anarchy.

[DontTreadOnMike]

Check out the FX show Sons of Anarchy.

It's a good show. Started a thread about it in the general forum

[DontTreadOnMike]

>Listening to Alex Libman

_{EDIT: You edited out your russian roulette comment so this post might not make much sense.}

[DontTreadOnMike]

Motorcycles are inferior to both cars as practical transportation

52 MPG and haf the commute time due to splitting lanes. I wouldnt call that inferior.

A trick like this on a pedal bike would be far less stupid, and yet more impressive at the same time.

It's impressive because it's so dangerous.


I'm done playing with the troll

[Alex Libman]

Check out the FX show Sons of Anarchy.

You get better anarchy with a Dodge Challenger.

Good luck hiding your assault weapons and gold in a motorcycle...  


... and a change of clothes (or several, unless you like skin sores or stopping to do laundry every few days)

... and a sleeping bag in case you can't find a motel

... and something you can send e-mail with, without getting Repetitive Strain Injury

... and some water, food, and med kit, as well as a repair kit if you break down in the middle of nowhere

... and a passenger seat in case you meet someone special

... and some sex toys if she's into that sorta thing

... and a back seat

52 MPG

Yes, and you save even more money by walking.  And that MPG estimate is for people who travel light - I bet a hybrid car gets lower MPG than a bike above certain load weight.

haf the commute time due to splitting lanes

I'd like to check your math on how you end up with "haf".  And splitting lanes at highway speeds gets you pulled over faster than just about anything else.  And in bumper-to-bumper traffic, you know some jerk in an F-150 is gonna open a door in front of you someday - how often does one get an opportunity to get away with attempted murder?

It's impressive because it's so dangerous.

It doesn't require any more balance and skill than to do the same thing with a pedal-powered bike, just more stupidity.  And you can mount a pedal-powered bike on your car and take it places.


Oh, and biking through New Hampshire in winter sounds like particularly bright idea... 

[Russell Griswold]

Fuck bikes, it's all about Go-Peds. I own a 1995 Go-Ped Geo-Sport scooter. Back in the day, John Hansen was like, "OMG I wanna ride yuor Go-Ped!" But I was like, no bitch, get your own or GTFO... That's why he's so angry these days.

[Alex Libman]

When I see a guy on a motorcycle I think: there goes a latent homosexual who's been divorced twice and still has two mortgages to pay off, and he clearly can't afford a Porsche to appease his midlife crisis, but at least he can suck enough dick to buy a motorcycle so he could take his weekends off to explore suburbia and pretend to be a man.

I don't know what a "Go-Ped" is, but I'm assuming its for guys who are incredibly bad at sucking dick.

[Russell Griswold]

I don't know what a "Go-Ped" is, but I'm assuming its for guys who are incredibly bad at sucking dick.

Unfortunately, I have never tried sucking dick.  I think my lips are too thin or something. I'd be a huge failure as a homosexual, so I don't even want to try it.

Anyways...
A Go-Ped is just a brand of a motorized scooter.

Prepare to jizz out of your jeans outofcontrolably:
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