Real Beer
After a Great Britain Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. (A duck in the bar reported this.) The guy from Corona sits down and says, Hey senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts of a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me "The King of Beers", a Budweiser. The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it. The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke!" The bartender is a little taken back, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?".
The Guinness president replies, "Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."