I nominate me.
- I'm majoring in economics
- I am a huge fan of sci-fi, the headier the better
- I only drink craft beers if I can help it
- I can recite the entire scripts of The Princess Bride and the original Star Wars trilogy
- I still play SNES games- with a real SNES
- I prefer to read a book on history or economic theory than to view porn
- I have a beard and smoke a pipe
- I listen to electronica and jazz
- I can tell the difference between Chopin, Dvorak and Satie from only a few measures
- I'm a cigar snob
- I write novels which, despite my best efforts, always end up being fantasy or sci-fi
- I have hours of obscure music on my computer, and not a single song which has been in the top 40 for the last 10 years
- I am 24 and I STILL haven't kissed a girl