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Are baths gay?
« on: January 20, 2009, 12:40:46 AM »

another idea stolen from RR3
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Re: Are baths gay?
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2009, 12:41:49 AM »

No, but the ones you take are.

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Re: Are baths gay?
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2009, 12:43:56 AM »

glad no one voted yes. I like baths!
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Re: Are baths gay?
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2009, 12:49:41 AM »

Relaxing. Like a jacuzzi. I usually shower though.
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Re: Are baths gay?
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2009, 01:42:20 AM »

Yes, baths are gay. But if there is any form of swirling water, jets, etc. it is no longer a bath but more of a swim or "water experience."
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Re: Are baths gay?
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2009, 01:47:31 AM »

in certain situations baths can be acceptable, but they should be discouraged as unnecessarily feminine
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Re: Are baths gay?
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2009, 01:48:31 AM »

I think baths are just normal... unless you add candles...
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Re: Are baths gay?
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2009, 02:10:38 AM »

in certain situations baths can be acceptable, but they should be discouraged as unnecessarily feminine

Yes  :)
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Re: Are baths gay?
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2009, 02:35:07 AM »

I like to shower briefly to get the dirt off and then stop up the drain to fill the tub w/ the shower head while I sit in the rain.  It's totally relaxing.  I do it a couple of times a week.  I'm not even a little gay.
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Re: Are baths gay?
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2009, 03:11:54 AM »

It's also good to soak to loosen stuff up sometimes.  Rinse with a shower after the soaking.

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Re: Are baths gay?
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2009, 03:15:12 AM »

I like to shower briefly to get the dirt off and then stop up the drain to fill the tub w/ the shower head while I sit in the rain.  It's totally relaxing.  I do it a couple of times a week.  I'm not even a little gay.

I do the same thing , its a shower/ bath

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Re: Are baths gay?
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2009, 05:00:32 AM »

in certain situations baths can be acceptable, but they should be discouraged as unnecessarily feminine

Guys really shoot themselves in the foot by declaring anything tactilely enjoyable to be "feminine" or "gay."  Keep that sort of thing up, and you find yourself sleeping on a concrete block with sheets made of sandpaper.  It might not be comfy, but goddammit I ain't no fag!
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Re: Are baths gay?
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2009, 08:16:14 AM »

Absolutely, as soon as one even thinks of taking a bath you will obviously find yourself having the desire for same-sex relations.











No, you fucking toolshed.  It's a bath.
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Re: Are baths gay?
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2009, 10:14:34 AM »

Look at this motherfucker.



It's got six motherfucking jets that'll blow layers of skin off up in that shit. It holds 90 gallons of scaling hot motherfucking water in that bitch and blows it all around like a whore on Friday night.

Shit yeah. That's a motherfuckin' pimp bath. Ain't no tub for no bitches up in there.

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Re: Are baths gay?
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2009, 10:17:37 AM »


I do the same thing , its a shower/ bath

One of my girlfriends, and subsequently all her friends, made it a compound word... Showerbath.
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