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What should I do to my un/suspecting family and friends?

Its ghey...do nothing.
- 2 (20%)
ZALGO! (Thanks Shaw)
- 1 (10%)
Fake Pregnancy...Jerry Springer style?
- 4 (40%)
Ye Olde Salt Shaker Trick?
- 1 (10%)
Wear Fake Mustache?
- 0 (0%)
Shave off thier eyebrows while sleeping?
- 2 (20%)

Total Members Voted: 6

Voting closed: April 03, 2009, 04:17:17 PM


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April Fools?
« on: March 31, 2009, 04:17:17 PM »

Gimmie me some ideas...nothing violent...but perhaps some SABOTAGE???

Any other suggestions assholes?
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Re: April Fools?
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2009, 04:18:25 PM »

Stick a fake dick down your pants and walk around till he notices.
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« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2009, 04:19:04 PM »

Stick a fake dick down your pants and walk around till he notices.

Got an extra dick I can borrow?
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Re: April Fools?
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2009, 04:29:22 PM »

ZALGO?
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Re: April Fools?
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2009, 04:33:57 PM »

ZALGO?

I think that requires an index finger during intimacy. 


Now that I've permanently associated that word with a visual, my day is complete.   
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Re: April Fools?
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2009, 04:36:18 PM »

ZALGO?

I think that requires an index finger during intimacy. 


Now that I've permanently associated that word with a visual, my day is complete.   

Snap.
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Re: April Fools?
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2009, 04:48:15 PM »

Rubber band around the kitchen sprayer.
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Re: April Fools?
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2009, 05:28:18 PM »

Stick a fake dick down your pants and walk around till he notices.

Got an extra dick I can borrow?

Take BonerJoes. He dosnt use his.
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Re: April Fools?
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2009, 07:56:20 PM »

Stick a fake dick down your pants and walk around till he notices.

Got an extra dick I can borrow?

What do I look like, a married jew?
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« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2009, 08:01:26 PM »

I had some teachers who took each other's keyboards, trash cans, and desk chairs a long time ago.  It's pretty harmless, but it's a pretty decent inconvenience that makes other people laugh at them. 
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Re: April Fools?
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2009, 08:58:50 PM »

Stick a fake dick down your pants  and walk around till he notices.

Got an extra dick I can borrow?

What do I look like, a married jew?

ROFL.  :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: April Fools?
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2009, 07:03:22 AM »

Buy a lottery ticket with the previous winning numbers and somehow trick a family member into checking the numbers against the winning numbers without them noticing the dates.
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« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2009, 07:24:34 AM »

Buy a lottery ticket with the previous winning numbers and somehow trick a family member into checking the numbers against the winning numbers without them noticing the dates.

HAHA....I went to the store and bought a few fake scratchers. :) I doubt they will be fooled, but I know they are totally scheming on me today.
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« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2009, 07:25:20 AM »

Rubber band around the kitchen sprayer.

good one, yo.
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« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2009, 10:55:01 AM »

Haha, I happened to be reading this thread and using using google maps for work and when zoomed into street view instead of the normal person icon there's a little panda bear.  Kind of a stupid prank but it got a chuckle out of me...
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