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Any nutters here actually stock piling food?
« on: August 03, 2008, 10:24:19 PM »

GCN are really throwing me off. It was bad enough trying to sell me 7 shades of snake oil, but why the fuck do they have to treat me like I'm a retard if I don't have 20 years worth of food in my garage. On the plus side that hillbilly / stroke victim commercial is fucking hilarious.
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Re: Any nutters here actually stock piling food?
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2008, 10:28:39 PM »

Food AND water.
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Re: Any nutters here actually stock piling food?
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2008, 10:36:21 PM »

Since the school year is about to start, I'm stockpiling peanut butter, granola bars, dried fruit, chips, crackers, juice boxes and yoo hoo, for the three lunches per day I'll be packing, five days per week.

Seeing as how I'm dreading being up at 5:30 every morning, does that count as stockpiling for the coming crisis?
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Re: Any nutters here actually stock piling food?
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2008, 11:04:05 PM »

I only keep as many possessions as one can fit in a Mustang.

... but since I'm still driving a four-door grandma-mobile, I guess I have plenty of space for roadkill.
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Re: Any nutters here actually stock piling food?
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2008, 11:51:11 PM »

You don't need 20 years of food. Three will do.
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Re: Any nutters here actually stock piling food?
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2008, 11:57:54 PM »

Since the school year is about to start, I'm stockpiling peanut butter, granola bars, dried fruit, chips, crackers, juice boxes and yoo hoo, for the three lunches per day I'll be packing, five days per week.

Seeing as how I'm dreading being up at 5:30 every morning, does that count as stockpiling for the coming crisis?

I love it when Joy does her Mom-talk on here. It's such a nice change of pace. You should start a Mom blog, Joy.

She could make a lot of money doing that, actually. Wouldn't be a bad idea.
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Re: Any nutters here actually stock piling food?
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2008, 04:23:19 AM »

I plan on eating my enemies.  They stay fresher if I allow them to live until I have to harvest their nutrients. 

This man is onto something. I'm down.
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Re: Any nutters here actually stock piling food?
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2008, 04:25:05 AM »

No, but I've been saving pre 1982 pennies (97% copper) and nickels in case I need to use them as smaller denomination barter units in combination with silver. Does that count?
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Re: Any nutters here actually stock piling food?
« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2008, 04:25:26 AM »

I plan on eating my enemies.  They stay fresher if I allow them to live until I have to harvest their nutrients. 

This man is onto something. I'm down.

Of course he is.  Does this mean men will start wearing loin cloths and throwing spears again? 
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Re: Any nutters here actually stock piling food?
« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2008, 04:30:24 AM »

Does this mean men will start wearing loin cloths and throwing spears again? 

I think that works better in Greece.
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Re: Any nutters here actually stock piling food?
« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2008, 04:31:09 AM »

Does this mean men will start wearing loin cloths and throwing spears again? 

I think that works better in Greece.

I'm booking my plane ticket now. 
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Re: Any nutters here actually stock piling food?
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2008, 04:32:12 AM »

Does this mean men will start wearing loin cloths and throwing spears again? 

I think that works better in Greece.

I'm booking my plane ticket now. 

You better start getting used to back hair.  :lol:
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« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2008, 04:35:07 AM »

Does this mean men will start wearing loin cloths and throwing spears again? 

I think that works better in Greece.

I'm booking my plane ticket now. 

You better start getting used to back hair.  :lol:

I'm canceling the plane ticket...
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Re: Any nutters here actually stock piling food?
« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2008, 05:08:18 AM »

Well I have enough cans of tuna and packages of ramen to last me at least a couple months...  Only because I hate the stuff and for some reason went to Costco and purchased it on the super cheap  :shock:
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Re: Any nutters here actually stock piling food?
« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2008, 07:24:51 AM »

I plan on eating my enemies.  They stay fresher if I allow them to live until I have to harvest their nutrients. 

 :lol: Thank you. The coffee through my nose laugh this provided was a great way to start the day.
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