Ann Coulter vs. Michelle Malkin

Coulter, because she uses her alleged "good looks" to lure in dumb young males to her conservative brand of socialism.

12 (57.1%)

Malkin, because she claims to be a "libertarian" while supporting virtually every abridgment of personal liberty imaginable.

9 (42.9%)

Total Members Voted: 5

[Bill Brasky]

I vote Coulter, just becaue Malkin is way hotter then her.

She had a picture of herself on her blog at one time wearing a Tee that said "Yellow Bitch" across the front. 

[Timothy]

I'd have to say Coulter, due to her incessant lies, slander, and hate published and broadcast on a daily basis...

[LuckySandal]

I'd have to say Coulter, due to her incessant lies, slander, and hate published and broadcast on a daily basis...

Yeah, she has a book called Slander.... it must be an autobiography!

 

[Timothy]

I'd have to say Coulter, due to her incessant lies, slander, and hate published and broadcast on a daily basis...

Yeah, she has a book called Slander.... it must be an autobiography!

 

I think that I read about that somewhere... However, I have yet to actually investigate the contents of it... I'll read it when I feel like hurting myself, though...

[voodoo]

Shouldn't this thread me merged with the grudge fuck thread? 

[jckeyser]

How about an option that says "they're both cunts"?

[AlexLibman]

Man, maybe I shouldn't read this forum before going to bed.  I had weird dreams about Coulter and Malkin hanging naked from meat hooks in my basement, and by now I've perfected my control over those dreams to an artform.  I had a huge industrial deep fryer there and of course I started by making them eat each-other's deep-fried hair and ears.  But then, instead of lowering their limbs into it, what I did first is took a huge syringe of burning hot oil and injected like a gallon of it into Coulter's stomach, which she of course puked out on Malkin!  Then I did the same thing to Malkin, which she puked out on Coulter!  (This is a dream, remember, basic medical facts can be bent for convenience.)  I tell ya, giving your victim third degree burns is nothing new, but injecting it internally and controlling your victim's projectile vomiting was brilliant!  I then had to put them on ice and start work on Nancy Pelosi, but I wonder if tomorrow night I'll make them eat each-other's deep-fried pussies, or rewire their spines and make them eat themselves?

                                         

[bonerjoe]

Umm.

[Bill Brasky]

Man, maybe I shouldn't read this forum before going to bed.  I had weird dreams about Coulter and Malkin hanging naked from meat hooks in my basement, and by now I've perfected my control over those dreams to an artform.  I had a huge industrial deep fryer there and of course I started by making them eat each-other's deep-fried hair and ears.  But then, instead of lowering their limbs into it, what I did first is took a huge syringe of burning hot oil and injected like a gallon of it into Coulter's stomach, which she of course puked out on Malkin!  Then I did the same thing to Malkin, which she puked out on Coulter!  (This is a dream, remember, basic medical facts can be bent for convenience.)  I tell ya, giving your victim third degree burns is nothing new, but injecting it internally and controlling your victim's projectile vomiting was brilliant!  I then had to put them on ice and start work on Nancy Pelosi, but I wonder if tomorrow night I'll make them eat each-other's deep-fried pussies, or rewire their spines and make them eat themselves?

                                         

I read once somewhere that there was a torture practice in Rwanda which they called the birthday present.  In prisons for people who were captured for various crimes, they had the wrong ancestry, whatever, they would allow you the choice every year on your birthday of having a limb amputated above or below the joint, the choice of the limb, and if you would like to have it caurterized by submerging it in boiling oil or painted with boiling tar.  By the time the fourth birthday present arrived you would be fairly insane, if you lived that long.

[Taors]

That is fucked up.

[Rainsford]

After reading the names "Ann Coulter" and "Michelle Malkin" together in the same sentence, I thought this thread could not get any more nauseating.

I was wrong.

[Hittman]

They're both loopy, but Coulter is batshit crazy and looks like a horse that stole Fabio's wig.  Malkin is cute as hell and looks good on a trampoline: 

http://hotair.com/archives/2006/07/20/jump/

[Laetitia]

I was so hoping this was some sort of celebrity death match - who would win poll.     I'm  disappointed.