Anyone have any good NYC stories? I'll start with two, both of which involve semen.
So I'm on this subway late at night. The only other people in the car are this young, nicely-dressed couple and an old, homeless-looking dude sitting across from them. This dude is just staring at this chick for several minutes, and she is getting a little freaked out. At some point, the homeless whips out his cock and starts jacking it. The young dude gets up and just starts kicking the crap out of this dude and the three of us, not the homeless, get off at the next stop.
Another time, I am riding an elevator. The elevator stops and this dude gets on. A few seconds later, this dude says, "Ohhhhh, shiiit." I look over and this dude has this just sickened look on his face looking at the floor. I scan my eyes down and this dude is barefoot. He lifts his foot up and underneath is this little pile of creamy load.