2nd Annual 'How Gay Is Manwich[Mark]' Poll

Ultra Gay

7 (11.9%)

Super Gay

3 (5.1%)

Regular Gay

2 (3.4%)

Not Gay

10 (16.9%)

Tinkerbell, look out!

2 (3.4%)

Gayer than a pink IPOD

8 (13.6%)

Just A Little Metro, still likes the cooter.

27 (45.8%)

Total Members Voted: 30

[sillyperson]

He does have a wife, right?

Yep.

I have photographic evidence that Manwich still likes the twat.

Is it a picture of his wife?  Because if it's something better, I'd like to know what I have to do to see it. 

His wife is pretty buff, definitely into the physical fitness.
If it's something better, I suggest sending it in to a magazine and getting the $100 for amateur submission of the month

[Evil Muppet]

I'm wondering whose gayer.  Manwich or the guy making the 'How Gay is Manwich' poll? 

[theghostofbj]

If my math is right, he's 17.4 times gayer than this:

Hott.

[mbd]

Nice results. Perhaps next year it should be "How Metro is Mark?"

[Bill Brasky]

Its over?

[mbd]

Are you still quoting the lyrics to 'Sad Eyes'?

[Bill Brasky]

I was about to burst into a rousing rendition of "Bitch School" by Spinal Tap, but I might be able to do that one for ya. 

[mbd]

Oh yeah, that's a deep cut. I only know the big hits like GSM and Sex Farm. But I have a special place in my heart for the unfinished masterpiece "Lick my Love Pump", which could even be remotely related to this thread.

[cerpntaxt]

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
That's what I said.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes,
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom,
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?

I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game's waiting there inside her tights

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?

[theghostofbj]

Hot.

[Taors]

His hair is magnificently gay.