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Riddler

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Time for made-up Xmas songs
« on: December 20, 2008, 06:59:08 PM »

......."mix-and-a-mingle, and a jinglin'-jew....that's the jingle bell rock"

make em up as you go....it's easy.
just add your favorite substitute words, and you're off to the races

"i"ll have a jew christmas, without you....."
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Re: Time for made-up Xmas songs
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2008, 08:34:10 PM »

oh somerville, oh somerville, oh how i miss you somerville....
there's one way streets and liquor stores,
there's dirty cops and filthy whores,
oh, somerville, oh somerv...........


you guys are fags

play along with mitch, or suck my balls & be a bitch
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Re: Time for made-up Xmas songs
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2008, 09:09:30 PM »

btw the above sung to "oh christmas tree"
i can't edit posts
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Re: Time for made-up Xmas songs
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2008, 12:26:04 AM »

I've been annoying my son by singing along with the Christmas tunes on the car radio, but switching the lyrics to Halloween themes :)

He laughs but then complains!
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Re: Time for made-up Xmas songs
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2008, 12:37:34 AM »

One year when we were kids, my lil sis was pissed off for some reason when we were singing and she started singing:

"Caca Jingle Bells"

It turned into a family classic.
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Re: Time for made-up Xmas songs
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2008, 01:51:09 AM »

 :D
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Re: Time for made-up Xmas songs
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2008, 01:40:55 PM »

"God Rest Ye MErry Gilligan"

NOw sit right back and you'll hear a tale.
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship
THe mate was a mighty sail-ing man, the skipper brave and sure
Five pas-sen-gers out on a 3 hour tour.

Three hour tour
Fi-i-ive pass-sen-gers out on a three hour tour.


The weather started getting rough
The tiny ship was tossed
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The mInnow would be lost
The ship's aground on the shore of this
uncharted desrt isle

With gil-li-gan the skipper too

Skipper too
With Gill-i-gan, the skipper too.
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Re: Time for made-up Xmas songs
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2008, 04:33:42 PM »

"God Rest Ye MErry Gilligan"

NOw sit right back and you'll hear a tale.
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship
THe mate was a mighty sail-ing man, the skipper brave and sure
Five pas-sen-gers out on a 3 hour tour.

Three hour tour
Fi-i-ive pass-sen-gers out on a three hour tour.


The weather started getting rough
The tiny ship was tossed
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The mInnow would be lost
The ship's aground on the shore of this
uncharted desrt isle

With gil-li-gan the skipper too

Skipper too
With Gill-i-gan, the skipper too.




you douche.
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