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Penis is the only sensible answer (pics of my penis inside)
« on: April 03, 2009, 02:43:00 PM »

APRIL FO -

*is savagely beaten by a gang of midgets*
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« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2009, 02:43:24 PM »

Lemme see yer clit.
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Re: Penis is the only sensible answer (pics of my penis inside)
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2009, 11:32:47 PM »

I heard a girl scream "I WISH I HAD A TINY PENIS" in the mall parking lot earlier while leaving work, and I wanted to turn around and explain a few things to her - but I wanted to go home more than I wanted to educate her. 
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Re: Penis is the only sensible answer (pics of my penis inside)
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2009, 11:56:28 PM »

I heard a girl scream "I WISH I HAD A TINY PENIS" in the mall parking lot earlier while leaving work, and I wanted to turn around and explain a few things to her - but I wanted to go home more than I wanted to educate her. 


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How old was this little girl!?  Why didn't you do your civic duty, and request contact info---address, phone number, DOB, SS#, etc--so you would have at least been able to promptly call CPS the following Monday morning!  For Shame, Lindsey Krasavista!!
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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2009, 08:58:23 PM »

Penis and a man hating tease. How could this topic get any better?
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Re: Penis is the only sensible answer (pics of my penis inside)
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2009, 09:28:46 PM »

April....you should fix yerself up a bit, and make yerself look sexy.... and take some pics and post them.

Try to make our members throb, April. In yer current state...you are simply a man-hater....why not take it to the next level and be a Man-hating Tease???

Because that would mean cowing to the patriarchy.

*burns your bra*
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Re: Penis is the only sensible answer (pics of my penis inside)
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2009, 11:17:06 PM »

April....you should fix yerself up a bit, and make yerself look sexy.... and take some pics and post them.

Try to make our members throb, April. In yer current state...you are simply a man-hater....why not take it to the next level and be a Man-hating Tease???

Because that would mean cowing to the patriarchy.

*burns your bra*

What's wrong with "cowing to the patriarchy"? You need to turn those lemons into lemonade, and accept that the patriarchy is a bit of a turn on. You stubborn lezbos need to get with the program, and put some love into the making of my ham sandwich.

When someone gives you lemons instead of lemonade, you throw the lemons back into the face of the person who gave you them and you demand the damn lemonade you wanted in the first place.
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Re: Penis is the only sensible answer (pics of my penis inside)
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2009, 02:58:36 AM »

April....you should fix yerself up a bit, and make yerself look sexy.... and take some pics and post them.

Try to make our members throb, April. In yer current state...you are simply a man-hater....why not take it to the next level and be a Man-hating Tease???

Because that would mean cowing to the patriarchy.

*burns your bra*

What's wrong with "cowing to the patriarchy"? You need to turn those lemons into lemonade, and accept that the patriarchy is a bit of a turn on. You stubborn lezbos need to get with the program, and put some love into the making of my ham sandwich.

When someone gives you lemons instead of lemonade, you throw the lemons back into the face of the person who gave you them and you demand the damn lemonade you wanted in the first place.

Our male fore-fathers shed a lot of blood in the wars, while you women mostly sat around gossiping and eating lots of chocolates.....and this is the thanks we get?!?!?!? You better stop preaching that demented "Feminism", April. You have to show more love.

To hell with them, no, and no.
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