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fuck this time zone & fuck these tiny ass roads
« on: July 15, 2010, 12:10:43 PM »

ok i have to rant for a second

i am so fucking tired of being in Germany right now. the time zone is shit, i have to stay up all friggin night to listen to FTL and harass people in the chat room. and the roads in my town ore so small i have a minor freak out every time i have to drive down them, there is no room for ME and a BUS to pass each other without someone having to drive half off the road. 



so anyways.................... fuck you, i'm ready to go home!
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Re: fuck this time zone & fuck these tiny ass roads
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2010, 09:53:27 PM »

ok i have to rant for a second

i am so fucking tired of being in Germany right now. the time zone is shit, i have to stay up all friggin night to listen to FTL and harass people in the chat room. and the roads in my town ore so small i have a minor freak out every time i have to drive down them, there is no room for ME and a BUS to pass each other without someone having to drive half off the road. 



so anyways.................... fuck you, i'm ready to go home!


well, the pesky ''europeans'' love to tout their longevity in the world, w/ respect to us newcomers (u.s.), but the cunts are stuck with their ''cow-path'' roads, built for passage of oxen-n-cart, donkeys, lepers & skinny whores, built back when jesus went door-to-door.
that's WHY you can't drive a 1959 cadillac down the street in san gimignano, italy, or any other part of europe (sans the autobahhhhhn)
i did a faux-pas in san gim, when i & wife , in a rental car, followed a little ambulance down the main, cobble-stone, 3000 year old street (they allow emrg. vehicles, but everyone else parks out of town), and people were pointing & angrily speaking italian words.......
''seee........i told you to park back there.....bababababababababababababbaaba'', said the bride.
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« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2010, 10:16:22 PM »

Interesting. I thought German roads tended to be built well.
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« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2010, 11:02:24 PM »

Interesting. I thought German roads tended to be built well.

Highways, not tiny city streets.
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« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2010, 12:18:12 AM »

Interesting. I thought German roads tended to be built well.

Highways, not tiny city streets.

Consider my mind blown.
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« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2010, 12:22:45 AM »

Interesting. I thought German roads tended to be built well.

Highways, not tiny city streets.

Consider my mind blown.

Ya gotta understand, most of these streets have been around since the middle ages. They didn't plan them to handle automobiles. It's Europe, not brand spankin' new 'Murkuh.
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« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2010, 01:44:45 AM »

Dont a lot of german towns have houses that have bigger upstairs than down? I heard that they are only allowed so much property on the ground but if they make their houses lean over the streets then its ok.
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« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2010, 02:21:09 AM »

Europe sucks in general.  (West) Germany is actually one of the better places.  Get out as soon as you can.
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« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2010, 04:16:43 AM »

I love the food and I love MOST of the people here but any road that is not the autobahn is so fucking narrow, and it isn't just my car that has trouble fitting, a lot of German work vans are too big for the roads here. Amsterdam was a nightmare for driving too, fucking stoned ass tourists walking in the middle of every road on Sunday nights and when a car tries to pull into their parking lot the jackasses just stand there in the middle of the road like deer in a headlight!!!!
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« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2010, 05:35:07 AM »

The only thing I like about authentic German cuisine is the rye bread.  Aside from that it's mostly congealed animal fat, starchy or Überverkocht vegetables, and beer.
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« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2010, 06:24:49 AM »

The only thing I like about authentic German cuisine is the rye bread.  Aside from that it's mostly congealed animal fat, starchy or Überverkocht vegetables, and beer.

Jewish Rye is the best bread IMO.  SOOO bomb for Texas Toast which I make religiously to my own constantly evolving recipe.

That said (I know it was a total threadjack, sorry), Most Euro foods to me are bland and boring.  But I really love a good German sausage with German mustard.  The truth is that I always hated mustard until I went to Europe and tried the real stuff.  Now Mustard is one of my favorite condiments.  I wish we could have more bomb mustards here at a decent price like they do over there. 

It's funny that mustard above all things was pretty much my favorite thing about Europe.
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« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2010, 06:52:01 AM »

Sorry, the only thing the Ashkenazi cuisine gets somewhat right is the fish (and I don't mean the processed stuff that comes in jars), and they took it from the Ukrainians.  Good rye is purely a Germanic thing.  I agree about the mustard, but ever since I became a vegan I find raw mustard seeds and greens a lot more useful than the processed yellow stuff.
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« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2010, 07:06:06 AM »

Sorry, the only thing the Ashkenazi cuisine gets somewhat right is the fish (and I don't mean the processed stuff that comes in jars), and they took it from the Ukrainians.  Good rye is purely a Germanic thing.  I agree about the mustard, but ever since I became a vegan I find raw mustard seeds and greens a lot more useful than the processed yellow stuff.

I disagree completely.  Jew fish is not delicious.  Far from it.  On the other hand, Jew Rye is the bomb.  You are crazy, but then, I already knew that.
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« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2010, 10:39:16 AM »

German spicy mustard = WIN!!

German Mayo on fries = DOUBLE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2010, 06:11:46 PM »

German spicy mustard = WIN!!

German Mayo on fries = DOUBLE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Mayo on fries is a British thing.
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