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Title: *HALT* State your ip and citizenship! You must comply!
Post by: Jetfire on May 15, 2009, 07:51:36 PM
*Sets up suspicionless checkpoint for ip addresses*
Title: Re: *HALT* State your ip and citizenship! You must comply!
Post by: Alex Libman 14 on May 15, 2009, 09:01:01 PM
U.S. citizen since 1999.

IP...  192.168.1.1  :lol:



Title: Re: *HALT* State your ip and citizenship! You must comply!
Post by: Jetfire on May 15, 2009, 09:03:44 PM
U.S. citizen since 1999.

IP...  192.168.1.1  :lol:





You may pass....

WAIT!

The Illegal media dog sniffer smelled something. I'm gonna have to ask you to allow us to remotely control your computer to inspect the contents of your hdd.
Title: Re: *HALT* State your ip and citizenship! You must comply!
Post by: Alex Libman 14 on May 15, 2009, 09:12:04 PM
Complete list of illegal things on this laptop:






That's pretty much it at the moment...
Title: Re: *HALT* State your ip and citizenship! You must comply!
Post by: voodoo on May 15, 2009, 09:37:27 PM
72.193.84.38

none
Title: Re: *HALT* State your ip and citizenship! You must comply!
Post by: Zat on May 15, 2009, 11:43:05 PM
127.0.0.1

127.0.0.1
Title: Re: *HALT* State your ip and citizenship! You must comply!
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on May 16, 2009, 03:04:56 AM
127.0.0.1

127.0.0.1
lol localhost
Title: Re: *HALT* State your ip and citizenship! You must comply!
Post by: Jetfire on May 16, 2009, 01:45:07 PM
@Admiral Naismith: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Zat: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Brock: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Alex Libman 16: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
Title: Re: *HALT* State your ip and citizenship! You must comply!
Post by: Alex Libman 14 on May 16, 2009, 03:05:42 PM
I don't have a household.
Title: Re: *HALT* State your ip and citizenship! You must comply!
Post by: Jetfire on May 16, 2009, 03:07:19 PM

U callin the government wrong son?
Title: Re: *HALT* State your ip and citizenship! You must comply!
Post by: Alex Libman 14 on May 16, 2009, 03:19:12 PM
Always.
Title: Re: *HALT* State your ip and citizenship! You must comply!
Post by: Jetfire on May 17, 2009, 04:04:54 PM
(http://i610.photobucket.com/albums/tt182/fiercenmystep/GovernmentWrong.jpg)
Title: Re: *HALT* State your ip and citizenship! You must comply!
Post by: BonerJoe on May 17, 2009, 04:42:34 PM
IP in the toilet.
Title: Re: *HALT* State your ip and citizenship! You must comply!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on May 17, 2009, 04:45:32 PM
IP in the toilet.

IP freely.

My citizenship is in the country of Aprilland, land of Aprils.
Title: Re: *HALT* State your ip and citizenship! You must comply!
Post by: voodoo on May 17, 2009, 04:49:14 PM
@Admiral Naismith: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Zat: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Brock: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Alex Libman 16: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.

So, they stopped by early this morning.  Nice guy, but the woman was a bit pushy.  After they shot my dog, they checked my paperwork and found my statements to be truthful.

Why did they need semen and stool samples?
Title: Re: *HALT* State your ip and citizenship! You must comply!
Post by: Jetfire on May 17, 2009, 04:53:01 PM
@Admiral Naismith: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Zat: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Brock: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Alex Libman 16: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
Why did they need semen and stool samples?

Your doing a great thing by complying with your government son. That info however is classified. We'll send you a bill for the lab tests.
Title: Re: *HALT* State your ip and citizenship! You must comply!
Post by: voodoo on May 17, 2009, 04:56:25 PM
@Admiral Naismith: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Zat: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Brock: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Alex Libman 16: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
Why did they need semen and stool samples?

Your doing a great thing by complying with your government son. That info however is classified. We'll send you a bill for the lab tests.

Well, the woman said they tasted normal, so hopefully the bill won't be too big.  Is a personal check OK?
Title: Re: *HALT* State your ip and citizenship! You must comply!
Post by: Jetfire on May 17, 2009, 04:57:56 PM
@Admiral Naismith: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Zat: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Brock: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Alex Libman 16: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
Why did they need semen and stool samples?

Your doing a great thing by complying with your government son. That info however is classified. We'll send you a bill for the lab tests.

Well, the woman said they tasted normal, so hopefully the bill won't be too big.  Is a personal check OK?

Right as she was instructed to say. Personal check is fine but there will be a fee for paying by any means other then cash.
Title: Re: *HALT* State your ip and citizenship! You must comply!
Post by: YesWeCan! on May 17, 2009, 07:06:53 PM
*Sets up suspicionless checkpoint for ip addresses*

GET OUT OF MY CHAIR!!!