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Free Talk Live => The Rubber Room - Not Safe for Work => Topic started by: Jetfire on May 15, 2009, 07:51:36 PM
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*Sets up suspicionless checkpoint for ip addresses*
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U.S. citizen since 1999.
IP... 192.168.1.1 :lol:
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U.S. citizen since 1999.
IP... 192.168.1.1 :lol:
You may pass....
WAIT!
The Illegal media dog sniffer smelled something. I'm gonna have to ask you to allow us to remotely control your computer to inspect the contents of your hdd.
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Complete list of illegal things on this laptop:
- Windows XP (not really illegal, because I own a license, but I found it convenient to download a pirated CD with SP3 and other extras)
- Microsoft Office (not really, they gave me this license, I just don't work there anymore and never uninstalled)
- Microsoft Visual Studio (same as above)
- TTC VIDEO - Darwinian Revolution (http://btjunkie.org/torrent/TTC-VIDEO-Darwinian-Revolution/395270d06f4a9c33915acc321b1c6ebffe73b3714dff)
- Waltz With Bashir (http://btjunkie.org/torrent/Waltz-With-Bashir-Recode-Hebrew-English-Subs-XVID-avi/395214f904636e8f2434ee831bd046b23062104babf7)
That's pretty much it at the moment...
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72.193.84.38
none
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127.0.0.1
127.0.0.1
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127.0.0.1
127.0.0.1
lol localhost
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@Admiral Naismith: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Zat: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Brock: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Alex Libman 16: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
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I don't have a household.
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U callin the government wrong son?
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Always.
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(http://i610.photobucket.com/albums/tt182/fiercenmystep/GovernmentWrong.jpg)
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IP in the toilet.
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IP in the toilet.
IP freely.
My citizenship is in the country of Aprilland, land of Aprils.
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@Admiral Naismith: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Zat: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Brock: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Alex Libman 16: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
So, they stopped by early this morning. Nice guy, but the woman was a bit pushy. After they shot my dog, they checked my paperwork and found my statements to be truthful.
Why did they need semen and stool samples?
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@Admiral Naismith: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Zat: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Brock: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Alex Libman 16: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
Why did they need semen and stool samples?
Your doing a great thing by complying with your government son. That info however is classified. We'll send you a bill for the lab tests.
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@Admiral Naismith: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Zat: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Brock: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Alex Libman 16: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
Why did they need semen and stool samples?
Your doing a great thing by complying with your government son. That info however is classified. We'll send you a bill for the lab tests.
Well, the woman said they tasted normal, so hopefully the bill won't be too big. Is a personal check OK?
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@Admiral Naismith: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Zat: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Brock: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Alex Libman 16: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
Why did they need semen and stool samples?
Your doing a great thing by complying with your government son. That info however is classified. We'll send you a bill for the lab tests.
Well, the woman said they tasted normal, so hopefully the bill won't be too big. Is a personal check OK?
Right as she was instructed to say. Personal check is fine but there will be a fee for paying by any means other then cash.
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*Sets up suspicionless checkpoint for ip addresses*
GET OUT OF MY CHAIR!!!