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Jetfire

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*HALT* State your ip and citizenship! You must comply!
« on: May 15, 2009, 07:51:36 PM »

*Sets up suspicionless checkpoint for ip addresses*
« Last Edit: May 15, 2009, 08:55:43 PM by Dave »
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Alex Libman 14

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Re: *HALT* State your ip and citizenship! You must comply!
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2009, 09:01:01 PM »

U.S. citizen since 1999.

IP...  192.168.1.1  :lol:



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Jetfire

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Re: *HALT* State your ip and citizenship! You must comply!
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2009, 09:03:44 PM »

U.S. citizen since 1999.

IP...  192.168.1.1  :lol:





You may pass....

WAIT!

The Illegal media dog sniffer smelled something. I'm gonna have to ask you to allow us to remotely control your computer to inspect the contents of your hdd.
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Alex Libman 14

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Re: *HALT* State your ip and citizenship! You must comply!
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2009, 09:12:04 PM »

Complete list of illegal things on this laptop:

  • Windows XP  (not really illegal, because I own a license, but I found it convenient to download a pirated CD with SP3 and other extras)

  • Microsoft Office  (not really, they gave me this license, I just don't work there anymore and never uninstalled)

  • Microsoft Visual Studio  (same as above)



That's pretty much it at the moment...
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Re: *HALT* State your ip and citizenship! You must comply!
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2009, 09:37:27 PM »

72.193.84.38

none
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Re: *HALT* State your ip and citizenship! You must comply!
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2009, 11:43:05 PM »

127.0.0.1

127.0.0.1
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Re: *HALT* State your ip and citizenship! You must comply!
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2009, 03:04:56 AM »

127.0.0.1

127.0.0.1
lol localhost
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Re: *HALT* State your ip and citizenship! You must comply!
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2009, 01:45:07 PM »

@Admiral Naismith: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Zat: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Brock: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Alex Libman 16: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
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Alex Libman 14

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Re: *HALT* State your ip and citizenship! You must comply!
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2009, 03:05:42 PM »

I don't have a household.
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Jetfire

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Re: *HALT* State your ip and citizenship! You must comply!
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2009, 03:07:19 PM »


U callin the government wrong son?
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Alex Libman 14

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« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2009, 03:19:12 PM »

Always.
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Jetfire

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« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2009, 04:04:54 PM »

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BonerJoe

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Re: *HALT* State your ip and citizenship! You must comply!
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2009, 04:42:34 PM »

IP in the toilet.
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Re: *HALT* State your ip and citizenship! You must comply!
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2009, 04:45:32 PM »

IP in the toilet.

IP freely.

My citizenship is in the country of Aprilland, land of Aprils.
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Re: *HALT* State your ip and citizenship! You must comply!
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2009, 04:49:14 PM »

@Admiral Naismith: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Zat: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Brock: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.
@Alex Libman 16: Federal agents are coming to your household. Compliance is mandatory.

So, they stopped by early this morning.  Nice guy, but the woman was a bit pushy.  After they shot my dog, they checked my paperwork and found my statements to be truthful.

Why did they need semen and stool samples?
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