"Cank" sounds racist

[BonerJoe]

So I will use it.

[Porcupine_in_MA]

What does it mean?

[mike the godless heathen]

your junk.  or her junk.  just someone's junk.

[Porcupine_in_MA]

Hmmm

[bakerbaker]

For purposes of modern slang, the word was originally developed as a combination of the words COCK and CUNT for the radio show "Taste of the Goods." CUNK sounded too much like CUNT for radio. CANK made a better sound for a non gender specific insult involving the genetalia. The final meaning of "cank" is dumb, and doesn't speak (as when arrested), and this stems from old english theives slang. It is also exactly what happens when someone has a cank in their mouth.

I enjoy eating cank.
Don't be such a cank.
I'll bet they have HUGE canks.
My cank should meet your cank.

by Johnson Rice Apr 17, 2004

[Porcupine_in_MA]

For purposes of modern slang, the word was originally developed as a combination of the words COCK and CUNT for the radio show "Taste of the Goods." CUNK sounded too much like CUNT for radio. CANK made a better sound for a non gender specific insult involving the genetalia. The final meaning of "cank" is dumb, and doesn't speak (as when arrested), and this stems from old english theives slang. It is also exactly what happens when someone has a cank in their mouth.

I enjoy eating cank.
Don't be such a cank.
I'll bet they have HUGE canks.
My cank should meet your cank.

by Johnson Rice Apr 17, 2004

Thanks Baker, my brother.

[bakerbaker]

... for the radio show "Taste of the Goods."

I enjoy eating cank.
Don't be such a cank.
I'll bet they have HUGE canks.
My cank should meet your cank.

by Johnson Rice Apr 17, 2004

Thanks Baker, my brother.
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note the context, which i found amusing.
this was the first entry for my "cank" search on urbandictionary.com

[Porcupine_in_MA]

Noted. Dutifully amused. Lol'd even.

[Lindsey]

I always wanted an uncle Cleetus.