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General / Re: Drama in the Free State
« on: August 07, 2010, 10:13:05 AM »
Smeg and Ian can hook up now!

That would be perfect.

I've been out of the loop for a while, but I'm wondering, what happened to Julia?

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General / Re: Overly Trimmed Eyebrows, and capri pants.
« on: July 23, 2010, 08:35:08 AM »
I agree with your assessment.  The thing that creeps me out even more is the number of MEN with these kind of eyebrows.  I can understand men trimming their eyebrows to keep them from going all lloyd bridges on you, and to keep them nice and trim in the unibrow section and on the sides to keep them from growing too big, but when it comes to looking like a chick, man it weirds me out.

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General / Re: What are you drinking tonight?
« on: May 27, 2010, 07:47:37 PM »
Keystone Ice.

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General / Re: Human Egoism - Pet Ownership is a Moral Flaw
« on: May 17, 2010, 10:27:41 AM »

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General / Re: Drama in the Free State
« on: May 10, 2010, 08:14:35 PM »
(google it)

Startpage it, at Startpage.com. We have sponsors around here pal.

guess I should listen to the show...  it's been a while.

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General / Re: Drama in the Free State
« on: May 08, 2010, 11:00:30 PM »
It seems like Sam put himself in a position where his camera was likely to be damaged. Being within the arc of the opening door isn't a smart thing to do if you are not in the process of opening/using the door.

I like how they start begging for the dude to be arrested.


[youtube=425,350]<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WSmGLwpHEgI&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WSmGLwpHEgI&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>[/youtube]

Lets just say, that after taking Louie Anderson's and Kyle Cease's Standup Comedy Bootcamp, (google it) you just gave me material with this video to help teach the masses is a funny way....   

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General / Re: Nut crashes stolen plane into IRS building in TX
« on: March 03, 2010, 11:59:09 PM »
It's amazing how people have mixed feeling about this.  I'm loving it.

I actually wrote a joke about it that pretty well received in an open mike I did last night.


'Does anyone here know who joe stack is?  He's the guy that burned down his house and suicide bombed the IRS building in Texas?  It was tragic....  Because he only killed one IRS worker.

They took away his money, but left his plane.  Bad move.'

Not yet.  Writing Jokes is not the easiest thing in the world.  I did my first open mike in a whiole last night, and all moy new jokes and some rewritten old jokes but 2 went over really well...  Specifically my police brutality jokes.  I'm working on a lot of stuff, particularly about my ethnicity(Puerto Rican) but it's about how I get annoyed about the culture, rather than embracing it.  I hope to be ready for 5 minutes at the improv in the next month or so.  I'll film that and post it.  I've gotta start working on my comedy pages on myspace and facebook soon, too.  I'll post it.

Heheheh. Do you have any recent vids of your work?

ok, so I did an open mike at a new place tonight and pretty much bombed.  It was a really bad crowd.  you should have seen the stuff that they were laughing at.  ugghh....  I screwed up some jokes, but I've gotta keep trucking on.  I'll post the vid soon.  I'm not sure it's the material, or the crowd.  I guess making fun of the crap known as reggaeton is not funny in a crowd of 20 somethings that actually like the shit.  I;ve definately gotta get out of this town....  Intelligence is at a minimum in Miami.

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General / Re: The Definitive "Free Island Project" Thread !!!
« on: February 28, 2010, 10:07:31 AM »
In the Pegasus galaxy?

Well it's not there now anymore, is it?  Or did u see the series finale?

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General / Re: Excellent breasts.
« on: February 25, 2010, 01:59:23 PM »
someone must like this...



That is just wrong.

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General / Re: Nut crashes stolen plane into IRS building in TX
« on: February 23, 2010, 09:27:42 PM »
It's amazing how people have mixed feeling about this.  I'm loving it.

I actually wrote a joke about it that pretty well received in an open mike I did last night.


'Does anyone here know who joe stack is?  He's the guy that burned down his house and suicide bombed the IRS building in Texas?  It was tragic....  Because he only killed one IRS worker.

They took away his money, but left his plane.  Bad move.'

Not yet.  Writing Jokes is not the easiest thing in the world.  I did my first open mike in a whiole last night, and all moy new jokes and some rewritten old jokes but 2 went over really well...  Specifically my police brutality jokes.  I'm working on a lot of stuff, particularly about my ethnicity(Puerto Rican) but it's about how I get annoyed about the culture, rather than embracing it.  I hope to be ready for 5 minutes at the improv in the next month or so.  I'll film that and post it.  I've gotta start working on my comedy pages on myspace and facebook soon, too.  I'll post it.

Heheheh. Do you have any recent vids of your work?

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General / Re: Nut crashes stolen plane into IRS building in TX
« on: February 23, 2010, 09:56:47 AM »
It's amazing how people have mixed feeling about this.  I'm loving it.

I actually wrote a joke about it that pretty well received in an open mike I did last night.


'Does anyone here know who joe stack is?  He's the guy that burned down his house and suicide bombed the IRS building in Texas?  It was tragic....  Because he only killed one IRS worker.

They took away his money, but left his plane.  Bad move.'

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General / Re: The Tax Resister Diet
« on: January 16, 2010, 01:35:17 PM »
There is nothing worse than a "new vegan".

Yeah, it's the same thing with people who quit smoking...  LOL

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The Rubber Room - Not Safe for Work / Re: Rammstein-Pussy
« on: November 28, 2009, 09:33:48 PM »
What do you get when you cross Heavy Metal and hardcore porn?You get Rammstein.

http://visit-x.net/CAMS/US/specials/Rammstein.html?track=Index


Here is one of their previous songs about American corporatism you might already know.
[youtube=425,350]4w9EksAo5hY[/youtube]




Wow

This blows away anything that the impotent sea snakes ever did.

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General / Re: ITS LIKE IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE
« on: October 19, 2009, 08:17:29 AM »
No way that's real. Hilarious tho.

That is what I thought. But I clicked on related vids:

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They take her cats! And cops force her to go to hospital.

Who the hell let those pigs into her house, anyhow?

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The Polling Pit / Re: Mad Men
« on: October 12, 2009, 09:14:09 AM »
That John Deer scene has been overpsychoanalyzed as foreshadowing the JFK assassination, etc...  :roll:





Well, I can't speak to that because the way I look at it, anytime a kennedy dies, it's a cause for celebration.

but last nights was pretty good too.  The whole disgust in don's voice about supporting rockerfeller was awesome.

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