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General / Re: soooo, i gots me a $155 speeedo ticket

« on: November 20, 2010, 10:38:26 PM »

It's spelled jabroni by the way. 

Jabrone

2. A friendlier word for "idiot". 3. Someone that farts in the bathtub and then plays with the bubbles and sniffs the farts.


Returned to common usage in late 20th century by wrestling entertainers Jerry Lawler and The Rock.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jabrone


wanna suck my cock now or later
dickweed.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jabroni&defid=1184851

A loser, poser, lame-ass.

One who talks the talk, but could never walk the walk.

One who talks shit and doesn't back it up, but rather ends up eating their shit in return.

A fuckin 'tard.
Bill: "Hey Bob, you're a big pussy!"
Bob: "oh yeah, well..(breaks Bill's face in half)...who's the fuckin' pussy now you fuckin Jabroni?!"

Damn Jabroni's, I'm always breaking my foot off in their asses!
   
buy jabroni mugs, tshirts and magnets
Jabroni is really an Italian profanity. It is slang for "ass hole" or "dumb ass"
hey you freakin "Jabroni" whats the matter with you?

I think that this fits you well.

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General / Re: soooo, i gots me a $155 speeedo ticket

« on: November 20, 2010, 10:35:18 PM »

you?
ball-lapping-oon-man
can mow my fucking lawn.(although i doubt your capabilities....no...wait...a big-blow-bag could BLOW leaves.....)
your skill level?
you don't wan't to go there,  jeffe....
i can buy balloons ANYFUCKINGWHERE
ASSHOLE
no matter where YOU go
your house, hotel, apartment
a MASTER PLUMBER has been there, so you have hot/cold running water & flush toilets
the world can certainly live without BALLOONS, you  insufferable cunt-bag
stick that up your ass

The world can certainly live without you.

It doesn't matter that you think that the world can live without balloons.  I make a damn good living at it.  Sure, you can buy balloons anywhere, but you can't get what I make anywhere.  If you doubt my ability, please, feel free to check out the portfolios on my website.  As a matter of fact, my profile picture is a balloon.    As a matter of fact, I have had my work published twice in one of the industry's trade magazine.  

Yeah, a master plumber has been everywhere I have lived.  I have no problems with that.  But unless there is an emergency, plumbers don't make people happy, and the smiles I bring to people's faces are something that you would never get.  Besides, who gets more tail, a plumber or an entertainer?    I'll give you a hint.  It's the people who bring smiles and laughs to people's faces.  I think I will make a balloon in the shape of a giant piece of crap, that way when I get up in the morning, it will remind me of you.

You really should take some remedial English and learn how to spell, punctuate, and form your statements correctly because reading your profanity laced and small minded drivel is starting to get boring.

Finally, forum trolls such as yourself need to get a life.  Didn't your mother tell you that if you don't have anything nice to say, you shouldn't say it all?  Don't you have anything better to do?  Probably not, but you should consider it.

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General / Re: soooo, i gots me a $155 speeedo ticket

« on: November 19, 2010, 10:48:45 PM »

um maybe you shouldn't have been speeding?  I find that if you stick to the speed limit, you won't get any tickets.   

thanks, mother

the fuck,,,,,are u an 80 yr old bitch?

most people ''speed''......55?......90+ % are doin' 60+

its called > flow-of-traffic, nigga

get on board...or be the 5-per-center-faggotry in the slow lane

if you actually learned how to spell, maybe I would respond to your ad-hominem attack against me.  I will attempt to respond to your post but I don't speak ebonics, so you might not understand.

There is a difference between speeding and flow of traffic.  Always remember.  Don't be the idiot who is going the fastest and stay out of the fast lane unless you are passing someone.  Basic common sense will tell you that.  Do you have any common sense?

Grandma, it that you?

LOL

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General / Re: soooo, i gots me a $155 speeedo ticket

« on: November 19, 2010, 10:48:11 PM »

if you actually learned how to spell, maybe I would respond to your ad-hominem attack against me.  I will attempt to respond to your post but I don't speak ebonics, so you might not understand.

There is a difference between speeding and flow of traffic.  Always remember.  Don't be the idiot who is going the fastest and stay out of the fast lane unless you are passing someone.  Basic common sense will tell you that.  Do you have any common sense?

this?
from a fucking jabrone that blows balloons for a living?
you could only be MORE of a douche if you were a mime.

hows the spelling, ace?

It's spelled jabroni by the way.  Yeah, I blow balloons for a living.  I also make more money and get more women than you do in a year doing it, too, because, like the old Anthrax song goes, I'm the man.  That being said, when you are finished with the ad-hominem attacks, we can have a real discussion like adults.  Until then, keep trying to learn how to spell and punctuate correctly.

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General / Re: soooo, i gots me a $155 speeedo ticket

« on: November 19, 2010, 01:49:52 PM »

um maybe you shouldn't have been speeding?  I find that if you stick to the speed limit, you won't get any tickets.   

thanks, mother

the fuck,,,,,are u an 80 yr old bitch?

most people ''speed''......55?......90+ % are doin' 60+

its called > flow-of-traffic, nigga

get on board...or be the 5-per-center-faggotry in the slow lane

if you actually learned how to spell, maybe I would respond to your ad-hominem attack against me.  I will attempt to respond to your post but I don't speak ebonics, so you might not understand.

There is a difference between speeding and flow of traffic.  Always remember.  Don't be the idiot who is going the fastest and stay out of the fast lane unless you are passing someone.  Basic common sense will tell you that.  Do you have any common sense?

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General / Re: soooo, i gots me a $155 speeedo ticket

« on: November 19, 2010, 01:44:26 PM »

i shoulda seen the writin on the wall.
i head east on 101 past manch, nh, heading toward the coast.....n i see westbound lousy w/ state coppers...
fucks are piled 3-4 at an entrance ramp, plus 4-5 others w/ peeps pulled over...along a 3-4 mile stretch
hmmm.
hour later i'm westbound... & i don't see any hangin round...evehbody flowin...some mored'n others
80 mph (in a 65)...
come up on that ramp...but i've braked back to 65 b4 i get there.
one-a them fucks gets in behind me
i pull into slow lane
so does he
blues, n it's all over.
then it hit me.......the FUCKING EYE-IN-THE-SKY......COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING aeroplane
nice enuff guy, n smart, too, he's at the pass. window (he don wanna get runnd over by mornin commuters)
he says ''our aircraft'' clocked you at 79-80....yup, my tax dollars, cept i can't use ''our'' plane, if i want to jet over to the vineyard.
i shrug.
comes back w/ the green mail-in-fucking-envelope.
no warning this time, johnny.
as he hands it to me he grins and says, ''you're small potatoes...see that one there? (as a small red sporter whizzes by w/ another stater glued to her bumper), '' that honey was goin 103....we're gonna arrest her for reckless endangerment (appar. the dumb cunt cut off 2 people zig-zagging between lanes)
so i gots me $155 fine

um maybe you shouldn't have been speeding?  I find that if you stick to the speed limit, you won't get any tickets.   

How insightful.

The way I look at it, if you get caught speeding, you are giving more money to the state.  Why waste your time and money on that?

Aren't you a minarchist?

nope. I'm an anarchist...

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General / Re: soooo, i gots me a $155 speeedo ticket

« on: November 18, 2010, 10:40:15 AM »

i shoulda seen the writin on the wall.
i head east on 101 past manch, nh, heading toward the coast.....n i see westbound lousy w/ state coppers...
fucks are piled 3-4 at an entrance ramp, plus 4-5 others w/ peeps pulled over...along a 3-4 mile stretch
hmmm.
hour later i'm westbound... & i don't see any hangin round...evehbody flowin...some mored'n others
80 mph (in a 65)...
come up on that ramp...but i've braked back to 65 b4 i get there.
one-a them fucks gets in behind me
i pull into slow lane
so does he
blues, n it's all over.
then it hit me.......the FUCKING EYE-IN-THE-SKY......COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING aeroplane
nice enuff guy, n smart, too, he's at the pass. window (he don wanna get runnd over by mornin commuters)
he says ''our aircraft'' clocked you at 79-80....yup, my tax dollars, cept i can't use ''our'' plane, if i want to jet over to the vineyard.
i shrug.
comes back w/ the green mail-in-fucking-envelope.
no warning this time, johnny.
as he hands it to me he grins and says, ''you're small potatoes...see that one there? (as a small red sporter whizzes by w/ another stater glued to her bumper), '' that honey was goin 103....we're gonna arrest her for reckless endangerment (appar. the dumb cunt cut off 2 people zig-zagging between lanes)
so i gots me $155 fine

um maybe you shouldn't have been speeding?  I find that if you stick to the speed limit, you won't get any tickets.   

How insightful.

The way I look at it, if you get caught speeding, you are giving more money to the state.  Why waste your time and money on that?

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General / Re: soooo, i gots me a $155 speeedo ticket

« on: November 18, 2010, 09:04:01 AM »

i shoulda seen the writin on the wall.
i head east on 101 past manch, nh, heading toward the coast.....n i see westbound lousy w/ state coppers...
fucks are piled 3-4 at an entrance ramp, plus 4-5 others w/ peeps pulled over...along a 3-4 mile stretch
hmmm.
hour later i'm westbound... & i don't see any hangin round...evehbody flowin...some mored'n others
80 mph (in a 65)...
come up on that ramp...but i've braked back to 65 b4 i get there.
one-a them fucks gets in behind me
i pull into slow lane
so does he
blues, n it's all over.
then it hit me.......the FUCKING EYE-IN-THE-SKY......COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING aeroplane
nice enuff guy, n smart, too, he's at the pass. window (he don wanna get runnd over by mornin commuters)
he says ''our aircraft'' clocked you at 79-80....yup, my tax dollars, cept i can't use ''our'' plane, if i want to jet over to the vineyard.
i shrug.
comes back w/ the green mail-in-fucking-envelope.
no warning this time, johnny.
as he hands it to me he grins and says, ''you're small potatoes...see that one there? (as a small red sporter whizzes by w/ another stater glued to her bumper), '' that honey was goin 103....we're gonna arrest her for reckless endangerment (appar. the dumb cunt cut off 2 people zig-zagging between lanes)
so i gots me $155 fine

um maybe you shouldn't have been speeding?  I find that if you stick to the speed limit, you won't get any tickets.   

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General / Re: What do you do for a living.

« on: October 19, 2010, 12:32:27 AM »

I'm everyone's ballon bitch, bitches!   

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General / Re: Frugal Tax Resister Diaries

« on: August 16, 2010, 03:57:49 PM »

People on the Internet are getting dumber!  In the early 1990s only über-geeks like me knew how to use it. I've been using the internet since the 80's.  I remember using gopher, ftp, email, and VMS systems.

In the 1980s I was a kid living in Moscow, lucky to have a color TV with 5 channels...

Well, technically it was my freshman year of college in the fall of 89, but it still counts as the 80's.  Oh yeah, and we used telnet too.  This of course was before ssh was used and there really wasn't too much need for security measures...

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General / Re: I'm losing my life-long battle with depression...

« on: August 15, 2010, 11:52:13 AM »

You are better off watching penn's version.  It has over 50 comediands doing the joke.  I still think gilbert godfried's version of the joke is the most vulgar and dirtiest out there.

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General / Re: Frugal Tax Resister Diaries

« on: August 14, 2010, 09:46:52 PM »

People on the Internet are getting dumber!  In the early 1990s only über-geeks like me knew how to use it.

I've been using the internet since the 80's.  I remember using gopher, ftp, email, and VMS systems.

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General / Re: I just lost 3 days of pay at me new job because of the State

« on: August 14, 2010, 09:43:57 PM »

Zero Tolerance.  And it's only going to get worse.

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General / Re: Drama in the Free State

« on: August 08, 2010, 04:49:48 PM »

So, this Ethan guy is a bit of a pedophile?  The FSP definitely doesn't need that PR.

Ethan is not involved with the FSP in any way.  He is not a participant, a friend or anything.  He doesn't agree with the statement of intent and is not about the FSP.  He doesn't even morally think he is able to join the FSP.

He is a self-proclaimed anarchist.  I have no idea if he is a pedophile but even if that was true, I highly doubt it would hurt the overall view of anarchists in the minds of the general population.  And anyway, nothing in that thread of now mentions anything at all that is 100% sexual.  Anarchists are only a step above terrorists.  Anyone that actually calls themselves an anarchist, holds signs calling cops thugs and so on likely has many public relations issues.

Not all anarchists are only a step above terrorists.  I'm one of those so called anarchists, and you don't see me running around and wanting to blow things up or acting like these civil disobedience fools doing what they are doing and getting themselves arrested. I guess that's the difference between the leftist anarchists and the anarcho capitalists is that the anarcho capitalists don;t want to destroy things.  We just want to be left alone.

Keith is saying that the word has a negative connotation to it, and a better choice would be wise.

Yes, I agree that it does have a negative connotation because most people are too lazy to actually research the term.  But in all reality, I was thinking of moving up to the free state after I finish my BS and MS within in the next 2.5 years, but after catching up on the stuff that the keeniacs are doing, I have serious reservations. Unfortunately the masses have been brainwashed, and the only way to bring down the state is either a) To take it over the old fashioned way, and that is through the electoral process, or b) an armed rebellion.  I'm not looking to start an armed revolution or anything like that, but the way that some of these guys are going about it is ridiculous, and it makes us all look bad.  Seriously, mammary painting in public?  Some of these guys have no tact.  I understand what they are trying to do, but man, people are not going take that lightly.  Seriously, what does having naked people/Topless women in public have to do with the more important things with regards to trimming down/eliminating the state?  Most men can't be trusted when the boobies are exposed.  I'm not a prude, and I love the mammaries, but jeeze.  can't these guys find something better to protest than public obscenity laws?  Although I agree 100% with the open container stuff they are doing, there's always some asshole that's going to ruin it for the rest of the people.  It's probably best that these open container ordinances are around.  But there has got to be a way to make it so that the people who are not idiots don't get into trouble or ticketed or arrested.  Just the idiots, the drunks, and people driving while intoxicated.  At least down here in Miami, they are badly needed.  There's a reason why this town is one of the dumbest in Amerika, and I'm leaving soon.  I wan't to move up there to NH, but not if those fools keep doing what they are doing and alienating the natives.

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General / Re: Drama in the Free State

« on: August 07, 2010, 01:10:14 PM »

So, this Ethan guy is a bit of a pedophile?  The FSP definitely doesn't need that PR.

Ethan is not involved with the FSP in any way.  He is not a participant, a friend or anything.  He doesn't agree with the statement of intent and is not about the FSP.  He doesn't even morally think he is able to join the FSP.

He is a self-proclaimed anarchist.  I have no idea if he is a pedophile but even if that was true, I highly doubt it would hurt the overall view of anarchists in the minds of the general population.  And anyway, nothing in that thread of now mentions anything at all that is 100% sexual.  Anarchists are only a step above terrorists.  Anyone that actually calls themselves an anarchist, holds signs calling cops thugs and so on likely has many public relations issues.

Not all anarchists are only a step above terrorists.  I'm one of those so called anarchists, and you don't see me running around and wanting to blow things up or acting like these civil disobedience fools doing what they are doing and getting themselves arrested. I guess that's the difference between the leftist anarchists and the anarcho capitalists is that the anarcho capitalists don;t want to destroy things.  We just want to be left alone.