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The Polling Pit / Re: Religion
« on: December 03, 2006, 10:13:38 AM »
did you see the bible fact or fiction episode of BS from season 2?  seems that things were more like the life of brian as opposed to their being only one person calling himself jc.

Yeah, I've seen it. Have you seen The God Who Wasn't There?

no, i haven't.  i'm downloading it off emule right now.

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The Polling Pit / Re: Religion
« on: December 03, 2006, 09:59:22 AM »
supposedly the gospels were written around 70 CE after the destruction of the temple of jerusalem.

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The Polling Pit / Re: Religion
« on: December 03, 2006, 09:49:25 AM »
did you see the bible fact or fiction episode of BS from season 2?  seems that things were more like the life of brian as opposed to their being only one person calling himself jc.

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The Polling Pit / Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
« on: December 03, 2006, 09:38:41 AM »
I'd like to know where the gay community is, as I want in their pants.

Are you drunk?

No honey. 

Don't use the word "honey" in my general direction.  kthxbye. 

so what would be considered acceptable?  lovey?  sweety?  deary?  bitchy?

Horny?

hmmmmm, i'm pretty sure i remember her saying, "i haven't had sex in almost three years and don't really miss it anymore," and there being an allusion to getting her rocks off approximately once a week.  so, depending on how much she lies that could be either a yes or a no.

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The Polling Pit / Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
« on: December 03, 2006, 09:30:06 AM »
I'd like to know where the gay community is, as I want in their pants.

Are you drunk?

No honey. 

Don't use the word "honey" in my general direction.  kthxbye. 

so what would be considered acceptable?  lovey?  sweety?  deary?  bitchy?

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The Polling Pit / Re: Religion
« on: December 03, 2006, 09:25:05 AM »
These days, a virgin birth is entirely medically possible. A fertilized egg can be artificially implanted in the uterus.

How about 2,006 years ago?

i think you mean between 2014 and 2008 years ago.

the priest who created the gregorian calendar we use got it wrong.

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The Polling Pit / Re: FTL's Demographics
« on: December 03, 2006, 09:18:47 AM »
sorry if you took that as an attack.  i was just sayin' is all.

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The Polling Pit / Re: FTL's Demographics
« on: December 03, 2006, 06:45:00 AM »
and some are tom bodette for motel 6, and we'll leave the light on for you.

No, Tom's a total bitch.

What he said.  This is Dave Thomas, the founder of Wendy's.  I'm dead. 

don't be knocking dave thomas.  he is a fellow ohioan, a high school dropout, and an orphan.  just look at what all he achieved.

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The Polling Pit / Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
« on: December 02, 2006, 03:56:06 PM »
i find the whole classification of gay men to be hiliarious, because it iall seems to be based on appearance.  such a crock of shit.  just because you are a guy who like to smoke the pole that means you don't have a personality and different likes and dislikes from someone else who might, like you said, have a beard?

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The Polling Pit / Re: How do you feel about the "gay" community?
« on: December 02, 2006, 03:45:08 PM »
how do you make a fag scream twice?

fuck him up the ass, then wipe your dick on his curtains!

seriously, though, i have many gay friends.  i went to a wedding between two men at a unitarian church on 1/1/00 (after party at the gay bar was awesome!!)  i met my "ex"-wife at the gay bar.  i had a gay friend in my wedding.  i have no problems with indivudual people. the community frightens me, though.  i can fully understand being out and proud.  be who you are.  but some of the ideals of the gay community are kind of strange.  i just really have to agree with lindsey on this one about special interest groups.  you don't get any special rights because you are gay or black or asian or latino or aleutian or female or anything else.  it does not matter.  we are all the children of science.

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The Polling Pit / Re: FTL's Demographics
« on: December 02, 2006, 02:47:00 PM »
Hmm. We refer to our selling tactics as "eye candy selling" at my work. It is also the fashionista's job to roll out the red carpet to every customer.

That being said, women are bitches but men are scum. Scum is worse.

not all men are scum. some just play them on tv.

And some stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night.

And some just saved a bunch of money on their car insurance by switching to Geico.

and some are tom bodette for motel 6, and we'll leave the light on for you.

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The Polling Pit / Re: FTL's Demographics
« on: December 02, 2006, 10:18:50 AM »
Hmm.  We refer to our selling tactics as "eye candy selling" at my work.  It is also the fashionista's job to roll out the red carpet to every customer. 

That being said, women are bitches but men are scum.  Scum is worse. 

not all men are scum.  some just play them on tv.

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The Polling Pit / Re: FTL's Demographics
« on: December 01, 2006, 08:52:57 PM »
women are to be seen and not heard.  that is why i only refer to them as eye candy.

more sarcasm, ain't it a beautiful thing?

I was agreeing with you until you said it was sarcasm.

maybe the sarcasm was sarcasm?  its like how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.  the world may never know.

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The Polling Pit / Re: Religion
« on: December 01, 2006, 11:13:02 AM »
Because it's myth.
IYO its all myth, but not to all christians.  i used to work with this super religious fucktard who actually believed every single word in the bible.  i asked him how old the universe was he said about 3000 years or so.  i asked him about fossils being carbon-14 dated to 6.5 million years ago and beyond.  he said the scientists got it wrong.  he believed in the garden of eden, the flood, destruction of sodom and gomorah, everything!  took the bible as fact, not myth.  and you know he is not the only one.

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