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General / Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« on: December 20, 2008, 01:47:39 AM »
http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

i know you all have wanted to know the answer to the question, how is babby formed?

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General / Re: Donkey Kong
« on: December 20, 2008, 12:27:25 AM »

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General / Re: Last movie you've watched
« on: December 19, 2008, 09:36:43 PM »
if you have actiomax, conan the barbarian started 5 minutes ago.  soon to be last movie I wached.  I need to make anvil of crom my ring tone.

also, did you know it was co-written by oliver stone?

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The Polling Pit / Re: My cousin is thinking about asking this girl out
« on: December 19, 2008, 08:48:25 PM »
it is in situations like those described by dave where it sometimes pays to have friends who are gay men.

you can actually talk about the emotional involvement and if you get over heard talking to "the guys" then they can even be a liason between you and the girl.

they have a penis and understand the male desire to "hut that," but at the same time they think like women.

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General / Re: Last movie you've watched
« on: December 19, 2008, 01:45:45 PM »
the tail end of big momma's house.

now, before people start going all h8r on me, my tv had kicked over to showing the parental controls box, with has a box in the middle and big black bars top and bottom.  any plasma owners out there know that static images and lots of stationary black are BAD BAD BAD!!!  it just happens to be where i kicked the cable box too while the wife and i finished making dinner last night.

we had tacos.

they were wonderful.

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General / Re: What are you listening to?
« on: December 19, 2008, 01:11:58 PM »

Janes Addiction - Trip Away (live)    AKA "The XXX Album"



my wife likes janes addiction, but there is something about perry farrell's voice that just bugs me.

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General / Re: Excellent breasts.
« on: December 18, 2008, 01:15:21 AM »
[youtube=400,350]UHyM7Tw4ZmQ[/youtube].

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General / Re: Excellent breasts.
« on: December 18, 2008, 12:38:06 AM »
I like that type of look.

Then again, I'm looking for the barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen type.

yummy, eh?



no.

Edit:  fixed borken pic.

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General / Re: Excellent breasts.
« on: December 18, 2008, 12:21:23 AM »
are you saying bleach shots and douching with mountain dew are not effective forms of birth control, rillion?

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General / Re: What are you listening to?
« on: December 17, 2008, 08:44:01 PM »
coverville episode #534:mbube to wimoweh - the lion sleeps tonight cover story

current song is hey, u dzhungliakh, a ukranian cover of the lion sleeps tonight

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General / Re: Excellent breasts.
« on: December 17, 2008, 08:00:37 PM »
suicide girls rock.

jorge, that girl has some scary ass fucking inner labia.

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The Polling Pit / Re: My cousin is thinking about asking this girl out
« on: December 17, 2008, 06:44:40 PM »
She looks cuter in the first pic. However I've picked up many chicks online and this one bit of advice:They're ALWAYS different when you meet them in person sometimes better... sometimes worse.. you never can tell but I assure you they're ALWAYS different than you imagine.

However I've been "pleasantly" surprised just as often as I've been disappointed I think..

Another bit of advice: meet her in person as soon as you can, online romances are just plain bullshit.

when it comes to pictures of girlz on teh intertubez, always remember to BEWARE THE DREADED MYSPACE ANGLE!!!

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The Polling Pit / Re: My cousin is thinking about asking this girl out
« on: December 17, 2008, 02:57:18 PM »
based off looks, yes, based off her myspace crap, no.  the hearts and lack of red meat, oh man, the fucking hearts.  although maybe i just don't understand teenagers anymore.

any woman who will not enjoy the loads of seared cow i love to serve up is plain wrong in my book.

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General / Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« on: December 16, 2008, 06:35:38 PM »
That poor kitty.  :lol:

Not as unfortunate as the person who has to work so hard find you under the entire load of laundry you're probably wearing right now.   :lol:

sharp knives, just don't cut too deep.

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General / Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« on: December 16, 2008, 06:30:27 PM »

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