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General / What are you eating?
« on: December 20, 2008, 12:07:06 PM »
as a companion thread to what are you drinking tonight.
currently, a bowl of honey nut cheerios.
currently, a bowl of honey nut cheerios.
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General / Re: Movie "Quote" Game
« on: December 20, 2008, 11:47:01 AM »Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh... I think I love him.
i knew i knew this one, but it wouldnt come to me. i googled so will not post the answer.
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General / Re: What are you drinking tonight?
« on: December 20, 2008, 11:21:49 AM »I has milk.
you know, milk is one of my wife's biggest problems with moving. see, we have a local dairy farm here and their milk is better than anybody else's on the entire damn planet. if we move, how will we get it?
on the potato chips. we have a local potato chip maker. theirs fucking rock. i actually have heard of people who leave the area and have friends and relatives ups the fucking chips to them.
jesus, that shit will suck.
Wow, that's really awesome. It sounds like you're really contemplating the move seriously now.
there has never been a time when we weren't seriously contemplating it. if the money is there we are gone. i still need to send that damn email, but the veep of the company goes back to england every christmas to be with his 93 year old mother, so he is out of the country and i don't know if england has iPhone support yet.
You find that out so you can figure out what you're doing ASAP.
yes dear
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General / Re: Questions for jews
« on: December 20, 2008, 11:07:52 AM »
sugar alcohols still need to be counted as carbs, despite what the candy makers tell you. or so i have been told by my endocrinologist.
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General / Re: What are you drinking tonight?
« on: December 20, 2008, 11:04:16 AM »I has milk.
you know, milk is one of my wife's biggest problems with moving. see, we have a local dairy farm here and their milk is better than anybody else's on the entire damn planet. if we move, how will we get it?
on the potato chips. we have a local potato chip maker. theirs fucking rock. i actually have heard of people who leave the area and have friends and relatives ups the fucking chips to them.
jesus, that shit will suck.
Wow, that's really awesome. It sounds like you're really contemplating the move seriously now.
there has never been a time when we weren't seriously contemplating it. if the money is there we are gone. i still need to send that damn email, but the veep of the company goes back to england every christmas to be with his 93 year old mother, so he is out of the country and i don't know if england has iPhone support yet.
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General / Re: Questions for jews
« on: December 20, 2008, 11:01:53 AM »Maybe I'm the weirdo here, but fourteen pounds of candy seems like a lot.
i agree, fourteen pounds is a lot.
of course, we try as much as possible to be candy free here.
My grandmother sent me like four pounds of sugar-free candy for Christmas.
is it made with maltitol? that stuff causes diarrhea
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General / Re: Questions for jews
« on: December 20, 2008, 10:51:06 AM »Maybe I'm the weirdo here, but fourteen pounds of candy seems like a lot.
i agree, fourteen pounds is a lot.
of course, we try as much as possible to be candy free here.
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General / Re: What are you drinking tonight?
« on: December 20, 2008, 10:49:33 AM »I has milk.
you know, milk is one of my wife's biggest problems with moving. see, we have a local dairy farm here and their milk is better than anybody else's on the entire damn planet. if we move, how will we get it?
on the potato chips. we have a local potato chip maker. theirs fucking rock. i actually have heard of people who leave the area and have friends and relatives ups the fucking chips to them.
jesus, that shit will suck.
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General / Re: Donkey Kong
« on: December 20, 2008, 10:40:19 AM »You forgot Black Tiger
http://www.1980-games.com/us/old-games/java-games/tiger.php
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Tiger_(arcade_game)
Empire Arcadia donated a Black Tiger game to Funspot, and TriForce set a new world record on it at Funspot X.
that guy is wearing a fucking power glove. i actually just threw mine away while cleaning out the garage before we moved. that thing was such a piece of shit.
but this is funny shit
[youtube=400,350]zfjE2z_x5k8[/youtube]
i take that back, i love the power glove, its so bad!
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General / Re: What are you listening to?
« on: December 20, 2008, 10:25:10 AM »
my 4 year old asking me if mommy's computer has what my computer has but how his computer is different.
for the record, i am on my lappy, i have a desktop hooked up to the plasma which is also my computer, they both run Vista.
my wife has a computer in the extra bedroom, vista machine.
my son has his own computer in "his living room" (downstairs in basement, across from his bedroom, it is all his) which is an XP machine.
he is telling me how i have a circle windoes button while he has a rectangle windows button and other fun facts.
for the record, i am on my lappy, i have a desktop hooked up to the plasma which is also my computer, they both run Vista.
my wife has a computer in the extra bedroom, vista machine.
my son has his own computer in "his living room" (downstairs in basement, across from his bedroom, it is all his) which is an XP machine.
he is telling me how i have a circle windoes button while he has a rectangle windows button and other fun facts.
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General / Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« on: December 20, 2008, 02:58:08 AM »It's got bacon in it.
I know, but the cheese was the really weird part.
Can dogs even eat it?
We feed her dog cheese all the time. He has like, three teeth left. I guess they wouldn't put it in dog food if they couldn't.
Then again, I'm convinced that Dinty Moore beef stew is actually dog food.
not to get all technical and shit, but they make science diet with corn. it digests in the dogs system about as well as it does in a humans, meaning not very well at all. so then they would put stuff that they couldnt eat in there.
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The Polling Pit / Re: My cousin is thinking about asking this girl out
« on: December 20, 2008, 02:56:27 AM »I spent the last seven hours talking to a guy who is 3x divorced, and is now engaged to be married again.
Never once did we say "hit it".
Lets not forget I'm an asshole.
getting married is a slightly larger deal than having a girl friend.
the phrase "hit it" would refer to prior to moving on into the marriage portion of a relationship.
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General / Re: What are you drinking tonight?
« on: December 20, 2008, 02:54:38 AM »watching how stuff works from thursday night about beer. thinking i need to go grab an amber bock out of fridge in the basement.
Thats a dumb place for a fridge. You trying to protect it from tornados?
"the fridge in the basement" implies that it is the other fridge. previous owners put brand new appliances in the house, old dishwasher, stove, and fridge were still in basement. we had the stove and dishwasher hauled away, but plugged in and use the fridge. my house is a split level, so it isn't like it is some monstrous walk to grab a beer down there.
I carry the other fridge around on my back. It helps to balance out the weight of my balls. It wasn't exactly perfect, so I filled the crisper drawers with gold bricks.
you must have a very long extension cord.
insert penis joke here.
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General / Re: What are you drinking tonight?
« on: December 20, 2008, 02:04:46 AM »watching how stuff works from thursday night about beer. thinking i need to go grab an amber bock out of fridge in the basement.
Thats a dumb place for a fridge. You trying to protect it from tornados?
"the fridge in the basement" implies that it is the other fridge. previous owners put brand new appliances in the house, old dishwasher, stove, and fridge were still in basement. we had the stove and dishwasher hauled away, but plugged in and use the fridge. my house is a split level, so it isn't like it is some monstrous walk to grab a beer down there.
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General / Re: What are you drinking tonight?
« on: December 20, 2008, 01:56:01 AM »
watching how stuff works from thursday night about beer. thinking i need to go grab an amber bock out of fridge in the basement.