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General / Re: Handwriting
« on: October 15, 2010, 01:40:02 PM »
I've got books and books full of notes I've been taking over the past few years from various talks and lectures, so my handwriting is holding up pretty well. Never in cursive, though, except for signatures and the occasional "z" because I just like how it looks.
My father was forced in school to switch from writing with his left to his right hand, which might be why he now writes in blocky all-caps like an architect. Nobody tried to stop me from being a lefty so I write pretty normally, but almost wish I wrote like that:
My father was forced in school to switch from writing with his left to his right hand, which might be why he now writes in blocky all-caps like an architect. Nobody tried to stop me from being a lefty so I write pretty normally, but almost wish I wrote like that:
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General / Re: Raccoons are assholes.
« on: October 12, 2010, 04:07:56 PM »how do they fuck, for chrissakes?
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/732/how-do-porcupines-mateQuotePorcupine sex is not the exercise in S&M you might imagine but it does have its kinky aspects. I quote from Roze: "Perhaps the strangest aspect of the interaction is male urine-hosing of the female. The male approaches on his hind legs and tail, grunting in a low tone. His penis springs erect. He then becomes a urine cannon, squirting high-pressure jets of urine at the female. Everything suggests the urine is fired by ejaculation, not released by normal bladder pressure.... In less than a minute, a female may be thoroughly wetted from nose to tail."
Yeah, but that's not the sex part. This is:
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If the female decides now is the time, she hoists up her rump a bit and raises her tail, the underside of which is quill-less, and curves it up over her back, covering the quills thereon and exposing her genitalia. The male then approaches in a gingerly manner from the rear, walking on his hind legs and taking care to touch nothing with his forepaws but the safe part of the tail. The relevant apparatus having been lined up, docking occurs, followed by "violent orgasm" as the male unloads a year's worth of jism. The act lasts 2-5 minutes and may be repeated several times during the half-day window of opportunity.
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General / Re: What do you do for a living.
« on: October 12, 2010, 12:33:24 AM »
Landlady for the birdhouse in your soul.
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General / Re: The Question Thread
« on: October 12, 2010, 12:26:20 AM »What about boxer briefs?
Better. In my estimation boxer briefs are actually most attractive, followed by boxers, followed by briefs. But for some reason briefs are the only ones that guys seem to feel comfortable just wearing in all of their plain white vanilla bland British-accountant-or-eight-year-old glory.
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General / Re: The Question Thread
« on: October 11, 2010, 09:29:29 PM »I'd like a pair of oilcloth coveralls, high bib. A thigh length jungle coat. 12-eye Carolina loggers boots. Leather work gloves. Hockey mask.
Hot.
I mean, literally, that sounds really hot....leave off the coat at least.
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General / Re: WTFK's retardedly reported posts
« on: October 11, 2010, 08:46:50 PM »However, the only people who seem to ever use the damnable thing are Ken and Rillion, (who also only uses it rarely)
I think I've reported maybe 3 posts in five years.
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General / Re: Raccoons are assholes.
« on: October 11, 2010, 01:14:34 PM »
I like that you told this rather like a children's story. Well, albeit with profanity.
The Koolaid packet was a nice touch. He can grumpily sit in the woods and lick himself, maybe get a sugar high in the process.
The Koolaid packet was a nice touch. He can grumpily sit in the woods and lick himself, maybe get a sugar high in the process.
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General / Re: re: Tipping
« on: October 11, 2010, 01:10:10 PM »It's objective reality, not humor.
The fact that you think that is what's funny. But by all means, feel free to disregard conventions and insist "THAT'S NOT TEA, DAMMIT" until your face turns blue. I'm sure it will be very effective.
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General / Re: The Question Thread
« on: October 10, 2010, 08:50:37 PM »all matter of weird underpants here......
http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&keywords=superhero+underwear&tag=googhydr-20&index=apparel&hvadid=4267674381&ref=pd_sl_3pgiyaksg1_e
i might actually buy some of these myself
I'm not a big fan of briefs, really, but if guys are going to wear them...don't go for the tighty whities. Wear these:
Win.
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General / Re: re: Tipping
« on: October 10, 2010, 12:32:40 PM »It's not my perception of correctness. It's reality, afforded by the perceptive capability we all have.
A is A. Tea is tea. Tea is not Tea and something else.
You're funny.
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General / Re: Where are the big boob liberty ladies?
« on: October 09, 2010, 10:44:28 PM »
How big is your dick?
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General / Re: re: Tipping
« on: October 09, 2010, 07:21:09 PM »
How dare people not speak and do things exactly like what I'm used to! Are they stupid or what? 
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Swearing in Deadwood was an artform. If people are going to use those words liberally in conversation, they should not do so until they learn to turn a phrase like Al Swearengen.
Yeah, it's about time to watch that show through again I think. Wish it were on Netflix Instant.
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General / Re: Loud sounds and annoyances.
« on: October 09, 2010, 06:32:55 PM »
If I could have a minor super power, volume control would be a pretty awesome one. Suddenly, people who drive down the street with their bass at levels that rattle people's windows would wonder why on earth their stereo won't go as loud as they want it to, no matter how hard they crank it. They might even push the dial so hard they break the thing.
The people who used to live across from me who would get home from work at 3am and decided that would be a great time to decompress accompanied by 5,000 decibels of death metal?* Suddenly it wouldn't go above easy listening levels.
My current rhythmically-disabled neighbor who has been practicing the same song on his electric bass, badly, at the same times of day every day for the past three weeks, and has now bought himself a drum set? I'm not sure about that one-- Carpal Tunnel, maybe. Actually, it's not so bad....he doesn't play for hours and hours, usually, and if I put on music I can drown him out for the most part.
* Yes, I asked them nicely not to do that. They accused me of "not respecting their schedule."
The people who used to live across from me who would get home from work at 3am and decided that would be a great time to decompress accompanied by 5,000 decibels of death metal?* Suddenly it wouldn't go above easy listening levels.
My current rhythmically-disabled neighbor who has been practicing the same song on his electric bass, badly, at the same times of day every day for the past three weeks, and has now bought himself a drum set? I'm not sure about that one-- Carpal Tunnel, maybe. Actually, it's not so bad....he doesn't play for hours and hours, usually, and if I put on music I can drown him out for the most part.
* Yes, I asked them nicely not to do that. They accused me of "not respecting their schedule."