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General / Re: The hot babe thread (as in hot women)

« on: July 20, 2012, 12:27:26 PM »

I didn't know that Jessica Rabbit had died her hair. The things you learn on this site...

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General / Re: What the Hell is going on in here?

« on: May 09, 2012, 11:23:25 AM »

The anarchy crashed and burned on this site. I enjoyed everyone's posts, the good the bad and the ugly. We were the little rascals, Laurel and Hardy, Amos and Andy, The Bowery Boys, and Three Stooges all wrapped into one. Hell we even had a Rat Pack of sorts. Black and White ruled!

I came here for inspiration. Now, all I get are homosexual pictures. It just ain't no fun no more.

Its like color came into our lives and ruined it for everyone. There seems to be no direction, most posts are written as if the poster had a recent lobotomy. Are we confused by the current political and economic situations that seem to permeate our existence? Or, are we just confused? Scared? Apprehensive? I don't know.

There is no "spark" in here, now. What would it take to bring it back? Can it be brought back?

Thoughts? Smoke 'em if you got 'em!

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Guns, Drugs, and Crazy Independence Stuff / Re: Post your favorite calibers.

« on: May 08, 2012, 08:00:54 PM »

Rifle:
30-06
.30 Carbine
444 Marlin

Shotgun:
3" Magnum slugs

Pistol:
9mm
Super 38

Revolver:
.357/.38

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General / Re: Your predictions for 2012

« on: December 27, 2011, 11:49:25 PM »

Iran will be attacked in 2012 but only by Israel. The US backs out at the very last second.

New Zealand will have the largest earthquake yet, close to 9.0.

Putin will be assasinated. Probably an inside job.

China will have a severe drought and thousands of chinese will die of starvation.

Japan will become unlivable from the radiation and will move to Australia. Hondas will be built in NSW.

Bigfoot will finally be captured.

Miami and the Keys will sink after a huge hurricane.

Cuba will become the 51st state. Puerto Rico will become the 52nd.

Mexico's central government will be executed by a cabal of drug traffickers and the US will have to send in the Marines.

Canada will bitch and complain about everything.

John Shaw will purchase another firearm. (Couldn't resist, man-couldn't resist!)

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General / Re: BBS FAIL

« on: October 20, 2011, 03:50:02 PM »

Lets all transition to high performance teams. We could go to one of those retreats and climb trees and things to develop trust and faithfulness.













What? Doubts?? My company isn't having any 

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General / Re: Dumb shit that people fight about. Religious war flame bait here.

« on: October 14, 2011, 07:11:31 PM »

For you, John.


Ruger vs. Smith and Wesson

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General / Re: Misheard lyrics

« on: September 29, 2011, 04:11:59 PM »

Speaking of parodies, did you know that "Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)" by John Fred was a parody of the Beatles "Lucy In The Sky (With Diamonds)"?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaWaQBxc0aI[/youtube]

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General / Re: Misheard lyrics

« on: September 29, 2011, 04:04:43 PM »

I honestly thought the word was douche. Thought he was being bilingual or thought the shower in Europe had a clingy shower curtain or something. By the By, believe or not that is the Bosses only number 1.
I somehow believe this video belongs here.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p13YWNJc34o[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p13YWNJc34o

Yiddish?

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General / Re: Misheard lyrics

« on: September 28, 2011, 11:36:49 AM »

Does anyone remember Blondie and her song "Rapture"? Finger fucking, twenty four hour sucking - rapture!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCdS7O248g&ob=av2e[/youtube]

And, Manfred Mann's "Blinded by the Light"? I always though he said "wrapped up like a douche" but learned later it was "deuce".

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcWVL4B-4pI[/youtube]

But, for the purists, Here's Bruce - who wrote it...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjxbOe7p8C0&feature=related[/youtube]

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General / Re: Should it live or die?

« on: July 07, 2011, 09:32:33 PM »

Its a Huntsman. Let it go to eat what it loves - ROACHES!

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General / Re: Excellent breasts.

« on: June 28, 2011, 11:16:32 AM »

What's a Steet? Can Steets have curtains?

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General / Re: Is swallowing jizz cannibalism?

« on: April 26, 2011, 10:08:47 AM »

As long as you don't lick it off the ground, it's probably OK. Re: Onanism.

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General / Re: FSP Members' Daughter kidnapped by Manchester Police

« on: April 13, 2011, 08:27:43 PM »

Go to FEDERAL judge in NH. Swear out FEDERAL warrant against law enforcement agency that took said child under false pretenses. Make sure his honor is reminded that child is endangered and obtained under false pretenses. Get FBI involved immediately.

Good luck!

Bad idea.  Transportation of minors across state lines without the consent of a legally involved parent is a felony. 

Normally, family court situations will tone down the rhetoric in favor of the most benign outcome.  You can plea these things down, drop charges, etc.  But not if both sides are out-trashing one another.  Then the judge will follow the law more directly, if no compromise from the two sides of opposition are forthcoming. 

And that means, the NH folks could be not only in the wrong, but in some serious shit.  And so could the NH step-dad.  He "aided and abetted" (whatever abetted means), and harbored the kid, who was illegally removed and transported from the state of MI. 

I'd love to hear a few words from Lance on this one. 

I think the point here is that the mother was and should still be the legally involved parent, except for some legal trickery that turned a benign action into a felony. Sue the original attorney (possible?) and seek an overturn of the custody ruling.

Thanks LT,

Thats what I meant. According to the article, the parents in NH had legal custody of the child. The  alleged kidnapping had to be entered in NCIC in Michigan and then acted upon by the law enforcement agency in NH. I don't believe this was done (at least not properly) and the NH LEA (Law Enforcement Agency) was back pedaling to keep their asses from being handed to them. Since this was across state lines, the FBI would and should be involved, but the article did not state this. Actually, the FBI can be involved in ANY kidnapping within the state and outside across state lines. The involvement of the FBI was not clearly stated.
Now, if the NH LEA was complicit in some hairbrained scheme from Michigan which may be barely legal if at all, they are just as guilty as a parent snatching a child from another (ex)parent across state lines without the paperwork of (there is a legal word for "ownership of a child" but I just had a brain fart and can't remember it) legal guardianship. The cops complicit in this action can be charged with kidnapping since they did not allow any legal representation to examine the arrest or in this case the taking of the child.
I would prosecute them to the full extent of the law, because no one is above the law in this country, not even smart ass cops (of which I used to be one).
But as a disclaimer, only one side of the story was presented, but the story presented seemed very credible.

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General / Re: FSP Members' Daughter kidnapped by Manchester Police

« on: April 12, 2011, 10:13:24 AM »

Go to FEDERAL judge in NH. Swear out FEDERAL warrant against law enforcement agency that took said child under false pretenses. Make sure his honor is reminded that child is endangered and obtained under false pretenses. Get FBI involved immediately.

Good luck!

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General / Re: I'm out. (EDIT - I'm back)

« on: April 07, 2011, 04:04:09 PM »

Welcome back, Mr. Shaw!!

Did you buy yourself any new (or used) sheutzenbangers while you were not here?