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The Polling Pit / Re: When is rape funny?

« on: June 21, 2009, 04:42:43 PM »

The british stand-up comedian Jimmy Carr did a really funny rape joke on one of his DVDs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?
- Being raped!


Bwaaaahahahaha, I loooooled!

I really like distasteful jokes about death, rape, murder, violence, racism, suicide, jews and so on. Using humor is a wonderful way to tackle the distasteful things in life.

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General / Re: I FUCKING HATE IPODs

« on: June 19, 2009, 09:40:10 AM »

Me, I luvz my Jesusphone. But I'll get something else the second Rhapsody is made available over here.

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General / Remove Police

« on: June 15, 2009, 04:24:29 AM »

This is the coolest thing I've ever seen or heard!

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General / Re: Does anyone here watch breaking bad?

« on: June 05, 2009, 06:33:06 AM »

Time for Walt to dump her and get a moll.

What the hell is a moll?

A Bonnie to his Clyde and partner in crime who is also a sexual partner / lover.

As Biden to Obama?

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The Show / Re: About VAT - incoming VAT to the business is deductable

« on: June 01, 2009, 05:32:19 AM »

I am living in Norway and the VAT System is like this:

if I have a VAT registrered company then I must charge 25% VAT on all my bills, and these 25% I must pay to Government every second month. I can however deduct all 25% VAT on incoming goods.

If I am a pencil producer and buy lead for say 50USD, then I must pay 62.5 USD to the lead manifacturer.
If I plan to sell each pencil for say 1 USD, then I must sell them for 1.25 USD to the shop.
If I sell like 100 pencils, then I have to pay government 25 USD, but I can deduct 12.5 USD which was the VAT for the lead, thsat means my VAT expenses was 12.5 USD.

The end purchaser will have to pay whatever retail price the shopkeeper takes. If the pencil cost 2 USD, then he will have to pay 2.5 USD for a pencil. If the shopkeeper sell 100 pencils, then he will have to pay 50 USD - 25 USD = 25 USD.

The VAT regime is very much stricter than normal tax. Thats because government think its their money. They are more polite and slow getting income tax (done at community level). But the VAT you must be very sure to pay on time, because you get horrible fines and delay charges. The penalties for VAT evation is stricter than other types of tax crimes.

Cool, another Norwegian" Where you at, bro? The VAT system here is horrible. I work in accounting, and most of my day is spent punching numbers to report the VAT for self-employed people. To flesh it out a bit, the VAT for person transportation like buses and taxis is 8%,  food is 14%, and everything else is 25%. Artists, cinemas, bookstores and any other in the cultural and medical industries are excempt. On top of that, if you are evil enough to create value and employ people, you'll have to pay a sum equal to 14% of their wages in employment tax.

The VAT, being a flat tax, is mostly damaging to people with low incomes. When your income is low, having your food budget raised by 14% is not the best thing that can happen. Especially when the income tax is shockingly high even for the poor.

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The Show / Re: Religion = Horseshit

« on: May 31, 2009, 10:56:07 AM »

No matter how your polish that turd, religion is a boring topic.  Furthermore, religion is useless in this day and age as a belief. Example: "the christian anarchist".
Discuss.

Here's the turd Adam Savage polished in Mythbusters, it came out really nice, shiny and round. Religion can also be a nice and shiny, polished turd. But it's more often not.

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The Show / Re: Religion = Horseshit

« on: May 31, 2009, 10:52:33 AM »

No, religion is not horseshit. And the reason why so many anarchists are atheists is because they are impious people who don't want to recognize any authority higher than themselves.

This.

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General / Re: Does anyone here watch breaking bad?

« on: May 30, 2009, 10:40:06 AM »

Whens the damn house gonna explode or at the very least burn down? Those of you who watch every beginning have to have picked up on that by now.

They foreshadowed it sooo much that it better happen this season.

You know what could cause that would be the new fancy water heating system Walt installed.  I wonder if it will be before or after he has managed to launder the money?  Many a stupid accident have exposed and otherwise tight criminal enterprise.

Why would a cleanup crew wear hazmat suits for a burned down building and a blown up water heater?

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The Show / Re: PAM!!! PAM!!! FO-CUS!!!

« on: May 29, 2009, 09:50:28 AM »

I demand a interview with Paula and Pam

I demand lesbian porn with Paula and Pam

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General / Re: Linux Sucks. Java sucks. I'm a Microsoft guy again!

« on: May 28, 2009, 03:14:31 PM »

I have an old Red Hat distro, (maybe 6.2) and the paper case was signed by Linus Torvalds at Linux World 2000. Wanna buy it? I've been wondering how much a linux fanboy would pay for it.

eBay it, and buy Vista for all the $

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General / Re: Linux Sucks. Java sucks. I'm a Microsoft guy again!

« on: May 24, 2009, 01:03:25 PM »

Yeah, and IIRC the 100MB version of PuppyLinux includes Mozilla SeaMonkey (similar to Firefox), stripped-down OpenOffice.org, etc.  I'm sure Microsoft could build a comparable compilation from Windows 95 / Office 95 if it really wanted to. 

Why not just get an OLPC?

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General / Re: Linux Sucks. Java sucks. I'm a Microsoft guy again!

« on: May 24, 2009, 01:02:15 PM »

we must not lose sight of the fact that many people only use a computer for email and general web surfing/research/blogging and thus DO NOT REQUIRE bloatware...

windoze AND osx AND ubuntu/other *nixware...ARE fucking bloatware...

to wit:

I just grabbed a 2004 dell laptop off the storage shelf and slapped a Puppy Linux(100mb) Live-Run CD in it...

Whatdidiget?

I got a full system WITH fucking wifi support, cabled lan support, and dial-up support...

all without even needing to install...or even without having a hard drive in the box...

If you need/want bloatware...fine, but millions don't need it and there are millions of "not-brand-new" and legacy units out there for free or little money that will work for email and light-interwebbing...

no offense either way...

just sayin'

amirite?

I'm so addicted to bloatware that I want an OS and browser that allow me to download torrents, watch funny vids at Break.com and use my online bank without my computer acting like it's been kicked in the balls. Neither Puppy nor Mint or any of the other Ubuntu distributions could do that, Windoze does it right out of the box. Linux sucks.

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The Show / Re: Incoherent Commercial

« on: May 24, 2009, 06:50:35 AM »

Sounds very Invader Zim-esque.

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General / Re: Linux Sucks. Java sucks. I'm a Microsoft guy again!

« on: May 24, 2009, 06:35:45 AM »

I just ended my last Linux experiment, and have gone back to Windoze. Fucking Linux sucks like nothing has ever sucked before. Windows XP works out of the box, and runs smoothly on my crap ass 256MB SDRAM box. Linux, on the other hand, is slow, needs to be tinkered with to get every day shit to work, and is piss poor when it comes to stuff like Java and Flash. I tried Ubuntu, Kubuntu, Xubuntu, Puppy and Mint, and neither of them even came close to working like Windows. Fuck that Linux shit, it's not worth the hassle.

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General / Re: Excellent breasts.

« on: May 23, 2009, 06:25:50 PM »

hahahaha so true. Goths do punch alot...its all that anger they have deep inside.

No, no, punching and stomping is the good stuff. The goth girls, however, don't do that. They just wag from side to side like they're autists, and flail slowly with their arms in a "dramatic" fashion.